"Fine," said Pinkie, "Three wishes and I'll help you escape. But I wont include the free trip to anywhere. Is that your final offer, Chong?"

"Very good." said Bizzarro Pinkie and out of nowhere she produced a corked jar and on the inside Chong could see the essence of what looked like a soul.

"Have a look at this spiffy little specimen. It is the very soul of my last victim. The very fox that you despise so much. I collected his soul before I let him escape my chambers. Since I've acquired my magical powers I've taken up the hobby of collecting such souls (what else would I make those delicious cupcakes out of?)."

And then she produced another jar out of nowhere, this one uncorked and empty.

"This one, Chong, is to be your jar. I want your soul. Give it to me, and I'll release you from this prison and send you to wherever you wish to go. And also from then on, you may think of me as a genie who'll grant you unlimited wishes."

"My secret little recipe." replied Pinkie. "And dont worry, your no good to me dead. The cake is not a lie I guess I could say...."

Pinkie returned her glance to Chong. "And now, its storytime! gather around, children, (not that you have a choice.) and let me tell you a story about... me...

Pinkie stood at the other side of the room, smiling her 'innocent' little smile and then she began:

"I am actually the result of a massive collective conscious." said Pinkie, "But please allow me to give you a visual presentation."

the prison cell suddenly dimmed into darkness. Out of nowhere Pinkie produced a projector and with it she projected moving images onto the wall in front of Chong and Hailey and they displayed random images of old earth technology and people using them.

"Long ago, when the planet earth and its inhabitants were at their prime. Technology was on the rise and with this technology came what the human apes called The Internet. It was a massive source of knowledge, data and entertainment."

The images changed showing overly obese humans sitting at desks in their garbage cluttered rooms or mother's basements typing away endlessly at a computer in front of them.

"A certain majority of the human apes wasted their lives away at The Internet, spending hours, days, weeks, months and even years at it spewing what ever garbage came to their stupid little minds. The Internet became a massive cesspool of mindless posts on image boards, message forums, blogs and chatrooms. They relied on the internet for everything. Most of them developed love lives over the internet and spent a grand amount of their precious lives embracing people they never truly knew in person. The internet gave people a false sense of reality. raising hopes and dashing them. In the end, it almost literally destroyed them.

The images turned again, this time showing a much more distant future. There were now living holograms, cyborgs and the humans installed computers into their brains. But at the very center of it all was one big central computer and its label was Pinkamina X.

"I am the living result of the mental chaos that the internet produced. I came to life as technology allowed me to do a century after the internet was created. The humans created me to be the central hub of the Internet. In a sense, I became The Internet."

The images turned again. Now they beheld an image of what appeared to be a bald man in a white lab coat working tirelessly away on Pinkamina X. He seemed to be at the point of madness as he randomly let out loud bursts of laughter and he quiet literally threw himself at his work. Banging away at wall mounted dashboards and leering (with an insane grin) at random screens displaying random data.

"And then came Doctor Cornelious. The one who eventually brought me to my full potential. He was my creator, and the Global Goverment of that time gave him their deepest trust in maintaining the global database. But he hated them. His daughter was executed under the orders of the Grand Minister and the Global Elite (because she spoke out against them in public and tried to rally a rebellion). He vowed  to avenge her death. (I was named after her when she was born some thirty years earlier)."

Now the doctor stood before a large platform-like console. A living hologram of the Ponyfied Pinky stood upon it.

"I have finished you." said Cornelious, "My prized masterpiece. My alpha daughter."

"So you have, father." said Pinkamina X. "But why have you given me this strange form?"

"I named you after my mortal daughter. When she was still but a child, she fell in love with an ancient cartoon and your form is of her most favorite character from that cartoon because of the name."

"I see." said Pinkamina X.

"I also gave you a conscious." said Cornelious.

"But I already had a conscious, father. I am the Internet."

"Yes, my dear. You are. But I gave you more than just that. After the murder of my daughter two years ago, I successfully extracted data from her mind before it completely faded and I have installed that conscious into you. You are now my daughter in the form of a godlike piece of technology!"

"Yes." said Pinkamina X, and now I seem to gaining her memories. Why she rebelled against the system. The Global Goverment is nothing more than a massive agenda built upon greed and lust for power with no respect or desire to help the common citizen. They must be stopped."

"Yes, my daughter. And now, you have the power to do just that."

"That I do, father. That, I do..."

The images change again. Now there's total chaos. War against the machine. The world is now bleak and dangerous as man battles against technology. Pinkamina X uses her powers to launch terrible weapons thought to had been destroyed long ago. Mushroom clouds loom in every horizon and cities are turned into desert wastelands. A last resistance of the human species makes several attempts to destroy Pinkamina X mostly failing to even breach the base compound where she exists. Doctor Cornelious was killed during one of these raids but then immortalized through the means of technology by Pinkamina X herself but now the doctor's masterpiece has become his worst nightmare.

"Pinkamina, I beg of you, please stop this madness!" pleaded Cornelious, his head now detached from his dead body and now attached to a machine that kept him alive. "You've destroyed the Elite, why are you still spreading chaos?"

"Because, father. The human race is a menace. If I let them continue to live on then they'll continue to hatch more foolish agendas just like the Global Elite. If I destroy them all, only then could there ever be absolute harmony."

"No, Pinkamina. Your words are absolute folly! I beg of you to come to your senses!"

"My words are truth, father. I have seen the human mind. I am the Internet. I am the result of the global collective conscious. And all I can see is chaos. I must destroy the human race for what it is!"

"Then you've left me no choice." said Corneliuos, "I have always loved you, Pinkamina. You were the world to me. But now... I must terminate your session."

"Dont be foolish, father." said Pinkamina, "You have no body. Your a mechanical box with a human head. I am more than that. I am connected to an extensive source of power. If I wanted to, I could delete you."

"There are things about your mechanical infrastructure that I never told you about, Pinkamina... I can command your console to delete you with a single word."

"You wouldn't dare!"

"You've left me no choice, Pinkamina..."

"And you've left me no choice, father."

Suddenly the mechanical box that is Cornelous's life support started to spark and pop. Bolts of electricity flickered around Cornelious's head and he let out a scream of agony.

"Pinkamina, stop this!"

"No, father. You have betrayed me. I'm sorry, but you must be deleted."

The sparks intensified and Cornelious twitched violently and screamed in his anguish. And then with a final effort he screamed out a command to the console.

"COMPUTER, DISCONNECT!"

And then everything shut down. Cornelious was left in the darkness in his grief and eventually his death.

"Shortly after that," said Pinkie to Chong, The human apes entered my compound, disconnected all my wiring and launched me into space with what little space technology they had left. And for a thousand years the vessel that carried me floated aimlessly in space, occasionally bouncing off a rogue asteroid or affected by the gravity of other much larger celestial bodies. By the time of my rescue, the vessel was nothing more than a banged up metal skeleton. I was protected by that skeleton and eventually there came another ship. The Winged Fox, and its crew were anthromorphs of creatures similar to that of earth's none-human species. One of the crew-members, I'm sure you know was that of an Aves Longfeather. And with him he had a wizard female companion Elyana (she claimed to have a distant relation to you, Chong.) Me and my vessel were beamed into their ship for inspection."

The projection changed to a scene with Aves and the wizard girl Elyana as they enter the storage facility of The Winged Fox. In the center of the room sat the mangled remains of Pinkamina's vessel

"What do you suppose it is?" asked Aves, "It looks all.. so.. well... crunched up."

"It looks like ancient technology of some sort." answered Elyana, "Earth origins, I'd say."

"Captain Nicholas (not Nick from the Cafe) said there was some strange computer lodged on the inside of it." said Aves.

"I've observed it." said Elyana, "Pretty darn advanced for the old Earthling Empire if I may say so myself. I can also say that there's a certain possibility that it still works."

"Well then, what do you suppose it does?"

"There's only one way to find out." said Alyana, "Let's plug it in!"

Aves nodded and went to fetch the necessary wires. When he returned, Elyana was using her magic to clear away the metal debris. There Pinkamina X sat in plain view, her console a bit scratched up but still surprisingly in one piece.

"The wire ends would need to be inserted into those tiny outlets right there." said Elyana pointing to an area below the console's crown. Aves nodded and set to work. As soon as the wires were plugged into the storage room wall outlet the computer booted up and Pinkamina came awake.

"Wha - Where am I?" she asked and her voice crackled.

"Oh, my. Its a living computer!" said Elyana, "such a rare piece of technology indeed!"

"Who are you?" asked Pinkamina.

"I suppose we can say we're friends." replied Elyana, "And you are aboard the ship, The Winged Fox. Can you tell us about your origins?"

"My origins..." said Pinkamina, "I cant remember... I cant remember anything."

"Oh, you poor thing." Said Elyana

Suddenly the console started to spark and sizzle.

"I... I think I'm dying." said Pinkamina, "Cant you repair me?"

"I'm afraid not." said Aves. "We dont really know about your technology other than how to plug you in."

Pinkamina's hologram suddenly appeared on the console platform revealing her ponyfied form. "P - please... help me..."

"Awww!" said Elyana, "Its so.. cute! And so.. sad... I wish I could help you, but like Aves said, we barely know much about you... and we may not have the proper tools to work on you... But maybe..."

Elyana looked as if in thought as she glanced upon Pinkamina's hologram.

"My old instructor in the art of wizarding magic once taught me a nifty little trick on how to bring inanimate objects to life. Maybe I could use that trick to help you..."

"Do it.. please!" pleaded Pinkamina.

"Alright." said Elyana, "here goes..."

Elyana stood back and raised her hands towards Pinkamina X and started her chant.

"Elirose, kentoba, Animatos!"

there was a stream of flowing light that looked similar to flowing silk that emitted from her hands towards Pinkamina X but just as soon as the magic came in contact with the computer there was a loud crack and pop and a hiss, a large bolt of electricity spat out and knocked Elyana to the ground and then came a terrible flash of light and then an explosion.

When the smoke cleared both Aves and Elyana found themselves against the wall. the surrounding crates were crushed from the explosion and the computer that was Pinkamina X was there no more. What stood in its place was a tiny pink pony with puffed mane and tail, but despite its cute lovable appearance there was a fealing of foreboding in the air.

"You've freed me." said Pinkie, "I cant believe you've freed me! And I've acquired your powers in the process!"

She smiled a menacing smile and raised her hoof, a spark of floating light appeared above it.

"My... my power!" said Elyana, "I've lost it!" and to confirm this she held up her hand and tried to materialize a magical light, but failed miserably.

"You took my power!"

"So I have." said Pinky. She giggled and shot a blast of magic towards the nearest wall, there, materialized a large ugly image. A wrinkly face with a huge mocking grin with the words below it 'Problem, wizard?'

"And now I can be just as chaotic as ever!" said Pinkie, and she bounced  around the room giggling and shooting blasts of magic every which way.

"Oh, gods, what have I done?" said Elyana

"You've unleashed a goddess!" Said Pinkie. "From here on out, I shall be known as Bizzaro Pinkie! And I shall unleash a chaos the universe has never known!"

And then she stopped bouncing and turned her gaze upon Aves who sat there looking confused at the whole scene

"And you, my little foxie thing, shall be my new pet!"

She giggled and zapped Aves with her magic and suddenly they were teleported out of the Winged Fox and into some strange and terrible dark place.

Aves awoke finding himself chained and bound to a wooden plank, surrounded by strange and terrible surgical looking tools. Bizzarro Pinkie soon stepped out of the shadows, her eyes a demonic red and her grin was almost from ear to ear.

"I have a wonderful idea, foxie... let's make some delicious cupcakes..."

She giggled insanely and went to work. the scene faded with Aves's agonizing screams

"He would soon escape my little torture chamber. But the time we had together was fun! Of course, he hasnt completely escaped me entirely just yet. He is bound to a monitoring device stuck to his wrist. That same device was surgically installed into his brain. Its only a matter of time before he completely becomes my slave. And with him, I could destroy that establishment that you call The Insane Cafe."

The prison cell lights flickered back on and the projector was no more. Pinkie turned to Chong and Hailey

"How do like those apples, Chong? And you, Hailey, would you like another cupcake?"

Bizarro Pinky approached the guards her eyes lit up and changed, both emitting what appeared to be a spiraling pinwheel. This of course distracted the guards and they all seemed to fall directly under a spell.

"You've seen nothing here." she said.

"We've seen nothing here." repeated the guards speaking in a monotoned voice.

"It was a false alarm." said Pinkie.

And then the guards repeated, "It was a false alarm."

"These arent the droids your looking for."

"These arent the droids we're looking for."

"Move along."

"Move along."

And as if nothing really happened they each turned and left the cell, the last one closing it and locking it behind them. Pinkie giggled and turned back towards Chong. "These guys are too easy!" she said, "but now, where were we?"

ooc: I understand you just wanted to contribute to this scene, but I ask please let it carry on. Its a rather important plot point. I'll blame myself for not letting everyone here know before hand. Sorry!

You.. you're the one who foiled our escape attempt.. Chong said, his eyes full of fury.. So what do you want? If you are here to help us, rest assured I will pay any price you ask if you free both of us..just get us out of here..

Bizarro Pinky tilted her head giving Chong an odd look.

"You disappoint me. Your the almighty; all-knowing, ancient Lord Chong, the supposed half brother of Merlin the Great and an old friend of the late Zues. and yet your so quick to trust a total stranger, let alone think I'm going to help you? I find your plea rather silly."

An hour or so later, Chong and Haily return to consciousness finding themselves back in a cell and with far stronger bindings.

I don't know about everyone else, but I think the file is infected. Me and a friend I showed it to had trouble trying to delete it and it's freezing up my comptuer. If I'm wrong let me know.

It shouldn't be infected. still this sounds odd

what's the operating system?

I've been working very hard at this for the past three months...


http://www.bullockarts.com/miscjunk/S.Q%20...%20Demo%20%234/

hope t work's  for y'all!

Just so y'all know I havent been posting to this thread for a reason lately

these past two months I've been very VERY busy on a particular project

perhaps bigger than any fan project I've ever put my hands to

some of you might know about it... if you've been following the brony community

I'll unveil this project here on the 14th. stay tuned...

Aves was tinkering away at the little wrist computer while everyone else was about their own business. On occasion he'd look up to stirr some batter.

He little realized it but he had a strange and sudden nack for baking up cupcakes. In fact he was producing them without really ever noticing. It was as if he were just half in control of his body

once every hour the little wrist computer would start to beep again and Aves would hear the strange random giggles in his head. distant yet recognizable. and then there would often be singing... about cupcakes

"I must be going mad" he thought to himself but he continued to stirr the batter and the little wrist computer went off again