"Barely enough." said Pinkie, "I've managed to snag a few of those guards on my way in and by the time I leave this place I expect to have them all in this one jar."
She produced an extra large jar out of nowhere and Chong could see the essence of multiple souls from within it. "This is only just enough to make half a batch of my special cupcakes. But we're getting a bit off topic here."
She grinned at Chong setting his jar in front of him and then there was a nasty flash of light. Chong felt a terrible sensation running through his body and in a matter of seconds half of his own essence was extracted from him and pulled into the jar where then Pinkie quickly corked it and put it away as quickly as she had produced it. Chong then felt suddenly weakened, feeble and exhausted. Pinkie went on as if nothing really had happened.
"And now, as promised, I'll help you in your escape. For your viewing pleasure allow me to show you my style!"
She pointed towards the wall and there was what appeared to be a viewing portal showing the outside area of the cell. Four guards stood their posts two on either side of the prison corridor. Pinkie suddenly appeared before them and she bounced around giggling and looking cute and innocent
"Hello! I'm a pretty, pink little pony and I love to have parties! Wouldnt you guys like to have one with me?"
'Daw!" exclaimed one of the guards "Its fricken' adorable!'
"Shaddap Jim!" said one of the other guards and he glared down at the little pink pony, "What the hell are you and how did you manage to get here?"
Pinkie looked sad and hurt as she gazed up at the guard with her innocent large puppy eyes (and they watered with tears). "Why you so mean? I just wanted to have some fun..."
"Oh, now George, why'd you have to go and hurt the little pony's feelings?"
"I said shaddap, Jim!" growled George and then he turned his glare back to Pinkie, "Nobody is supposed to be here, let alone stupid little oddly colored talking animals."
"Your suck a nasty grump, mister grumpy pants." said Pinkie, still looking sad, "But maybe this will cheer you up!'
And out of nowhere Pinkie produced four rainbow colored ice-cream cones. Not just any ice-cream, but ice-cream that seemed to be enchanted with strange spells and all four of the guards fell under those enchantments and they took the ice-cream without question and they each set about eating the deserts like hungry dogs being fed fresh meat.
"This ice-cream!" exclaimed one of the guards "Its.. its too much! Its delicious, I cant seem to have enou - yeaAAARGH!!! BRAIN FREEZE!!"
All four suddenly collapsed to the ground clutching their heads in pain. Pinkie giggled as she bounced around.
"That's what you get when you eat your icy deserts too fast!"
And then she vanished in a poof just as the guards fainted from their agonizing brain freeze (it was that strong)
the viewing portal changed showing the hangar where the ships were kept. Since Chong's last attempt at an escape this place in particular was doubled in its security.. Now there were at least four guards to each vessel (and area entrance). Suddenly out of nowhere multicolored balloons appeared before each guard with large animated smiley faces. And they all spoke in unison, and in slow mono-toned voices.
"Heeelloooooo, leeets haaave aaaay paaaartaaaaay."
"What the heck?' said one of the guards but before there could be any more reaction each of the balloons exploded (pop would be an understatement) and the explosions literally shook the entire compound. When the dust and smoke cleared the guards were simply reduced to piles of dusty black ash and bits of their armor and weapons lay strewn about.
Pinkie soon reappeared back in the cell giggling. The cuffs fell away from Chong and Haily and the door seemed to melt away into what appeared to be a chocolate puddle (and candy colored crystals quickly formed around the melted hole)
"Your now free to go!" she said, "And I'll be seeing you around, Chong."
and like that she vanished in her usual poofing way leaving Chong and Haily to go their own way from there.
