The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: The Anonymous Person on December 21, 2014, 05:53:09 PM
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Caption away.
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" :cry They no let Pterano be in TV show!"
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Petrie: "Me not like what rhombus do to me in his story! Why you injure Petrie?!"
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^Hate to break it to you, but you probably should've put something along the lines of "Spoiler Alert" before posting that. :p
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" :cry They no let Pterano be in TV show!"
"I cannot believe that young Sharptooth we hatched eat Littlefoot! He was so young!" Petrie, Land Before Time II: Great Valley Adventure, upon finding a missing Chomper and Littlefoot.
Another one, pretty hilarious one: "Mama actually punish me for breaking the rules! She never do that before! No fair! Me often go wandering during middle of night and come back in early morning and get little sleep and me never get punished before!"
"Me cannot believe that me stupid enough to sniff stinky plants on Mysterious Island. Their smell really make me eyes water!"
"No narrator, Littlefoot and Ali supposed to get married and have big family, not have her leave. Bring her back! Bring her back! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Petrie at the end of the fourth movie
"Loofah and Doofah are driving me nuts! Me cannot take them anymore! Arrrgggh! Ahhhhh!" - Petrie losing it in Wisdom of Friends (which I liked by the way, but heard that many didn't)
"First Chomper bite Cera, then he bite me wing! This really hurt!" -Petrie in movie II.
"Me laugh me head off at stupid egg stealers! They could have gone around bend but they jump instead and fell and get really hurt. They dumber than bunch of rocks! Me laugh so hard that me cry!" - Petrie, movie II
"We bring in Sharptooth egg and Cera got bitten in tail! Then we get chased by evil egg stealers and barely escape liquid fire! How could this day get any worse?" (Chomper's parents come into view.) "Life no fair!" (Starts bawling) - Petrie, movie II
"Why don't me have a girlfriend? Littlefoot have Ali! Why me get no one?" - Petrie
"Me can't believe they banish Pterano for five long cold times! That too harsh!" -Petrie, movie VII
"Me cannot believe they make me fly across Big Water! Me really scared!" - Petrie, movie V
And, here's a classic one:
Ducky: Poor, poor Petrie. Poor poor Petrie!
Petrie: (Flying next to her) Yeah, me no believe that me get killed by Sharptooth either! (Bawls)
-Petrie, first movie
"No, mean Sharptooth! Don't eat Petrie! You can eat Cera, but no eat Petrie! Please!" - Petrie, crying as the Sharptooth, who turns out to be Chomper, corners them.
"Me just realized, they forgot to put me dad in movies! Me so unhappy!"
"Me waited long time to see Ali come back yet she only talk for about a few minutes! That's not fair!" - Petrie, TV Series
Bizarre one:
"Ech! Me wish Ruby would stop kissing me! Me not her boyfriend!" - Petrie, TV Series
"Cera poked me in tush with her horn! That really hurt!"
"Spike have club tail breath again! Ugggghhh!"
"Wow, we finally get Chomper to eat plants. He eat hard sweets. We did it! We did it! Me so happy that me cry!" - Petrie, near end of "Through the Eyes of a Spiketail"
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"Why me eat treestars all the time? Me no leafeater!", to the director.
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^Hate to break it to you, but you probably should've put something along the lines of "Spoiler Alert" before posting that. :p
It's not really a spoiler, as I hurt everyone in my fanfic. Telling the audience that a character will be unharmed would be more of a spoiler considering how the story has gone thus far. :p
(here is a continuation of jansenov's idea)
"Why me eat treestars all the time? Me no leafeater!", to the director.
Chomper: "I know, Petrie! But you know what the Universal executives are like... Let's just do this gig and then we can have longneck steak later."
Littlefoot (muttering): "The people I have to act with for my paycheck..." :rolleyes
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Petrie: What you mean Pterano actually me real father?!
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Ducky has broken up with him. He's taking it better than expected.
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Ducky has broken up with him. He's taking it better than expected.
I sometimes wonder about a romantic relationship between those two. Didn't she kiss him at one point in a movie (or maybe it was a hug)?
Also, here's another one:
Petrie: Chomper want to eat me after me no able to give him 50 bucks me say me give him if he bite Cera in tail! Now me have to hide for rest of me life! Me life no fair! :cry :cry :cry :cry
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Crime Show on TV: I've solved the mystery, captain. The murderer is-- (screen abruptly goes to black)
Petrie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Petrie: Littlefoot forget to invite me to his and Ali's wedding! Me so sad!
Also, here's another one. It's kinda political.
TV Announcer: And the President for 2012 is.....Barack Obama!
Petrie: (Crying) Not him again! He make Sierra look good! Ohhhh, how could America be so dumb???
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" *sob* Why mean producer's never give me a daddy!? *sob*
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Petrie: (Watching Revenge of the Sith) What?! Anakin go the Dark Side and PadmÈ die! That so sad! (Cries)
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Petrie: "WHERE ME SNUGGLING STICK??? ME WANT IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!" :lol
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"Why me eat treestars all the time? Me no leafeater!", to the director.
Chomper: "I know, Petrie! But you know what the Universal executives are like... Let's just do this gig and then we can have longneck steak later."
Littlefoot (muttering): "The people I have to act with for my paycheck..." :rolleyes
(and here is continuation of continuation)
Petrie: Me actually like treestar fish sushi
Chomper: I want to try that
(that actually sounds good *breaks 4th wall and lands next to them*)
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Petrie: Why you kill my sister, rhombus?! WHHHYYYYYY?!??!?!
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"Me no like these onion's humans eat. They make me cry!" :cry
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Petrie: Ow! Me crash land and get a boo boo! :cry
Cera: :rolleyes well at least he isn't fainting at the sigh of blood again.
Ducky: Aww do not cry Petrie, I will make your boo boo better.
*hugs Petrie*
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Petrie after watching the fourth episode of Walking with Dinosaurs, “Giant of the Skies,” following the death of the Ornithocheirus.
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Ah the screen shot is gone.. :(petrie
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^Fixed. ;)
Petrie: NOOOOO! Why you have to do that to little birdie?!?!
("Can Your Pet?" reference)
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Petrie: AAAAH! Petrie must give all fresh treestars he finds to Spike because he lost a bet with Cera! Until next cold season! Why? Why I said they don't make new Land Before Time sequel? AAAH!
Ducky: Poor poor Petrie...
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Petrie: Why do I still have these threads instead my fingers? :(petrie
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Petrie: Why Photobucket get so greedy on us?
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Petrie after watching the 1985 "Dinosaur!" documentary and seeing the meteor scene.
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Petrie: Me never knew my daddy!
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You know why Petrie is so sad?
That's right! He has no Great Valley coffee to enjoy!
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You know why Petrie is so sad?
That's right! He has no Great Valley coffee to enjoy!
Petrie: *cries* Me want my great valley coffee and Berry doughts ! Me get very cranky if me no get my coffee and Berry filled doughnuts!
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Donut holes just went from 1 tree star to 1 tree star and 50 nuts!
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:(petrie Me no wanna grow up! Me want tree star cookies, and mikly! Me want blankey with love in stitches, Me wanna waer those things baby humans wear called diapers! Me wanna ride in wagon, me wanna cuddle-wuddle with Mr Snuggle stick! Me wanna rocky rocky on wooden three-horny! And Petrie want kissy kissy on his boo boo's!
(Yeah you can pretty much guess what I'm spoofing here.)
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"Petrie not want to wait for LBT 15 anymore." :(petrie
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"Petrie not want to wait for LBT 15 anymore." :(petrie
Littlefot: Take it back...
Petrie: Never!
Littlefoot: Take that back!
Petrie: NO!
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He’s crying…from…nostalgia…
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Petrie read the 6teen fanfic "The Last Time".
Same, Petrie. Same. :cry
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TreeStar Bucks has closed!
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Petrie laments the lack of E3 this year.
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:petriemad Ooooh.. Uncle Pterano betray us!!
:opetrie ahhh! Me sorry me ever look up to that cheating lying uncle in first place! Me gonna get rid of all things he ever give me! All of them ! All of them! Me gonna run away thst what I do run away Ahhhh hoohoooo!
:cerasus Gezz and they say I'm the hot headed one...
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Littlefoot: When was the last time you cried?
Petrie: Uh, 15 minutes ago, why??
Littlefoot: Really? That recent?
Petrie: Yeah... *voice crack* That an issue? *starts crying again*
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Littlefoot: When was the last time you cried?
Petrie: Uh, 15 minutes ago, why??
Littlefoot: Really? That recent?
Petrie: Yeah... *voice crack* That an issue? *starts crying again*
Littlefoot: Not really, the only issue I have is how come I never see your Dad?
Petrie: *realizes his Dad is dead* NOOOOOOO!
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One of Petrie's siblings: *Gives a bouquet to Petrie*
Petrie: *Eyes start watering* You know me allergic. *Coughing fit*
Sibling: That's the point.