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Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: Littlefoot Fan 93 on July 06, 2013, 10:05:40 PM

(http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y445/LittlefootFan93/vlcsnap-2013-07-06-16h45m48s148_zpsda8e03bc.png)

After hours of partying for Ruby's Star Day, Chomper wakes the sleepless Fast Runner and discovers that she has one massive hangover... :lol  :smile

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: Nahla on July 06, 2013, 11:23:01 PM

Ruby: I can quit anytime

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: jansenov on July 07, 2013, 05:33:25 AM

Chomper: "Come, it's a beautiful noon outside!"

Ruby, thinking: "I can't sleep anymore, but my eyelids are still so heavy and... and... enough thinking..."

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: The Chronicler on July 10, 2013, 08:15:09 PM

Chomper: Come on, Ruby! Let's get going!

Ruby: But it's too early, Chomper, and I'm tired. Why can't we just wait until later when I won't be so tired?

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: Littlefoot Fan 93 on July 17, 2013, 07:09:55 AM

Ruby: That's the last time I go on a cider party with Pinkie Pie! :bang  :slap

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: Blais_13 on July 18, 2013, 12:28:44 PM

Chomper:C'mon Ruby!Let's bark at the moon!
Ruby:damm carnivores and full moons....

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: StrutEggStealer on September 04, 2013, 04:52:12 PM

Ruby: Chomper, I didn't know you had two heads...

Chomper: Whut?

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: rhombus on September 05, 2013, 12:03:10 AM

Ruby: I ate too many fermented berries.  Too many berries I did eat!

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: Kor on September 05, 2013, 12:26:59 AM

Chomper: "I told you not to eat those berries, they smelled past being ripe."

Ruby: "... but they made me feel so good.  Feel good they did make me."

Chomper: "Only fresh berries for you from now on."

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: WeirdRaptor on September 06, 2013, 05:23:47 PM

Ruby: ..."Oh, Lor dof Mercy, what did I do last night?"
Chomper: *walks and grabs her by the hands* "Hey, baby! You feel up for another round of the Missionary?"
Ruby: "Oh, GOD, NO!!"

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: jansenov on September 07, 2013, 04:14:20 AM

^Great reverse innuendo.  :lol

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: rhombus on November 13, 2013, 08:22:04 PM

Ruby had a bit too much to drink at the "Cosmopolitan Valley" nightclub.

Chomper:  Come on Ruby!  You have only had 5 'treesweet Surprises'.  We have to visit the other eight bars before they close for the night!

Ruby (thinking): Urgh!  How is he still standing?  Never underestimate the liver of a sharptooth.

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: Dalekdino on April 13, 2014, 11:34:23 AM

Chomper: Oh Ruby I told you not to drink that funny orange frothy stuff the human camera men drink. Come on legs take you to your nest for a lay down and sleep it off.

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: rhombus on April 24, 2014, 11:03:39 PM

The aftermath of this (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=13082&view=findpost&p=22060969).

Title: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: Kor on April 25, 2014, 02:51:12 AM

Ruby: "Sleep is for the weak."

Chomper: "Everyone needs sleep, at least once in a while."

Title: Re: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: chomper94 on April 04, 2022, 09:22:22 PM

Ruby (thinking): Maybe taking care of Chomper was not the best idea…

Chomper: Man, wait until you see the surprise I made for your starday!

Ruby (thinking): But then again, he has done stranger things… (http://https://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=13393.0)

Title: Re: Ruby The Alcoholic
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 05, 2022, 01:28:21 AM

Ruby is feel’in blue.