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Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on March 07, 2010, 07:44:50 PM
I quote from my cats, Funcat and Gypsy:

Gypsy:
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I have to say, it's quite hard to type up things with your paws. I try to write a message on the white box with the colorful screen and it doesn't really do anything then just mumbo-jumbo. Good thing I have a best buddy and care taker like Amy to help me. I still don't understand why she calls herself "rat lady" here. I find it strange, being that she loves me and only me! And I guess Funcat too...

Funcat
 
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*Looks up from dozing* walks around in a circle, looks at you with a blank stare, then goes back to sleep*

Haha, I can't wait to see what else is going to spawn from this. xD
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: MrDrake on March 07, 2010, 08:20:33 PM
Very well then, I shall ask them something.....can they play fetch? Cause our cat can believe it or not :lol
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on March 07, 2010, 10:37:43 PM
Hmm well let's see what they think:

Gypsy: *stares at you with those big eyes of his* Well...um...Amy throws a ball or something and I can sometimes bat it back so she can throw it at me again...does that count as fetching?

Funcat: *looks up and blinks, groans, "NO!" and goes back to sleep*
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Ptyra on March 07, 2010, 10:58:34 PM
Do you like any kinds of canned cat food (like Fancy Feast)?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on March 07, 2010, 11:10:02 PM
If I threw a catnip rat, which of you would get it first?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on March 08, 2010, 12:45:50 AM
Quote from: Ptyra,Mar 7 2010 on  06:58 PM
Do you like any kinds of canned cat food (like Fancy Feast)?
Gypsy: Uh...I think Amy calls it "Wellness", it tastes pretty good, I had it even as a baby.

Funcat: My food always changes, what I really don't understand is why people restrict my food to something when I want another thing. What, you people don't think cats have taste? Lordy... :rolleyes:

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If I threw a catnip rat, which of you would get it first?

Gypsy: A toy? You got a toy? Oh boy, oh boy, let me get it!

Funcat: Get out of the way fur ball! It's mine!

Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Ptyra on March 08, 2010, 01:05:57 AM
What do you do if you see a stray/unfamiliar cat? Say, in the back yard?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 08, 2010, 01:09:37 AM
Who sleeps where :lol?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: MrDrake on March 08, 2010, 01:11:24 AM
OMG....there is a bird in the backyard....what do you....what do you do!?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on March 09, 2010, 10:14:39 PM
Quote from: Ptyra,Mar 7 2010 on  09:05 PM
What do you do if you see a stray/unfamiliar cat? Say, in the back yard?
Gyspy: I think they are interesting, I really want to play with them, but there is always this hard thing in the way that restrains me from playing with them. :(

Funcat: I LIVE with a strange cat...and he always tries to smack me, that should give you a good idea what I do when I deal with strange cats...

Oh, you mean STRAYS. I actually don't see them very often anymore, but I still consider Gypsy a darn, dumb stray. He's just fatter then most strays. <_<

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Who sleeps where?

Gypsy: I sleep mostly in Amy's room, on my perch where I feel all safe and sound. :^.^:

Funcat: Hmm...well I have my place on the master bed, my crate, a few of my mats, and this black vest thing that is the best, softest material ever.

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OMG....there is a bird in the backyard....what do you....what do you do!?

Gypsy: OH BOY! OH BOY! *runs to the window and looks for the bird, tail twitches and makes some soft meows*

Funcat: Don't even try that with me...do you honestly think I'm THAT stupid?

Well, if there WAS a bird there, I would concentrate on it and call it to come, I mean that IS how you get your meals right?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Ptyra on March 09, 2010, 11:24:07 PM
Amy just got a scratching mat that's coated with natnip. Who gets to use/roll on it first?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: MrDrake on March 10, 2010, 03:55:07 AM
Here's a random question for you two....you have a favourite song by any chance? Like, that internet song called "Kitty Cat Dance"?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Alex on March 10, 2010, 12:17:45 PM
I believe I already know that FC is orange (don't hate me if I'm wrong, Funcat), what color is Gypsy?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on March 10, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
Quote from: Ptyra,Mar 9 2010 on  07:24 PM
Amy just got a scratching mat that's coated with natnip. Who gets to use/roll on it first?
Gypsy: *goes to sniff it, tail stands on end* "OH BOY, OH BOY!" *scratches carpet*

Funcat: *groans* Gahh why does he get to have it first? :(

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Here's a random question for you two....you have a favourite song by any chance? Like, that internet song called "Kitty Cat Dance"?

Gypsy: Well, Amy has a lot of music on in her room, so I can't say which one is my favorite. I guess I like more of the soothing calm sounds. I'm afraid I don't know what the Kitty Cat Dance is either. I never heard of it. Is it relaxing?

Funcat: I too prefer calming sounds like the birds and chirping of mice...but what is this "kitty cat dance" in which you speak?

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I believe I already know that FC is orange (don't hate me if I'm wrong, Funcat), what color is Gypsy?

Gyspy: I am black and fluffy all over! *lifts chin proudly*

Funcat: Yes, I am orange but to be more precise I am an orange tabby.
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: MrDrake on March 10, 2010, 05:33:33 PM
Ah the Kitty Cat Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpA2tMrQ4RU), what do you think of it?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on March 11, 2010, 10:21:13 PM
^Gypsy:.......Wow, how does that cat do that with only two feet?! :blink:

Funcat:...........No comment.......

Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on April 16, 2010, 09:53:25 PM
Gypsy: Hi guys, um, I'm just bumping this topic so you guys can ask questions if you want! ^^

Funcat: Zzzzzzzz
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Ptyra on April 17, 2010, 12:17:14 AM
Is that a MOTH I see on the ceiling? It looks quite big.
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on April 17, 2010, 01:11:06 AM
Gypsy(is too distracted to answer you):....*twitches tail* and mews

Funcat: *looks at moth at the ceiling, blinks, then walks away*
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on July 01, 2010, 01:25:26 PM
Gypsy(pushes enter button): Hi! I'm online right now, so now would be a good time to ask questions if you want!

Funcat: Zzzzzzz
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Mumbling on July 01, 2010, 01:39:12 PM
@gypsy, why is funcat so sleepy? :D
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on July 01, 2010, 01:40:40 PM
Gypsy(stares at you blankly): I don't know...he's old I guess...

Funcat: Hey...who are you calling old? :(
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on July 01, 2010, 02:41:27 PM
To both kitties: Where is your favorite spot to get scratched on?  Ears, belly, tail...where :)?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on July 01, 2010, 09:26:40 PM
Gyspy: OH BOY OH BOY SCRATCH ME, SCRATCH ME!

*is scrathed between the ears, good. scratched under chin good. scrathed on cheeks good. Scrathed on the belly...attacks your hand, thinking you are playing with him*

Funcat: Ears and cheeks! :D
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Pangaea on August 03, 2010, 10:40:18 PM
Are either of you familiar with lolcats? If so, what do you think of them?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on August 03, 2010, 11:37:36 PM
Gypsy: :huh: Hmmm I don't think so. Is it something you can play with?

Funcat: lolwhat now?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Ptyra on August 25, 2010, 09:41:45 PM
@ Funcat: How do you like Kitty Heaven so far?
@ Gypsy: Do you miss Funcat?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on August 25, 2010, 09:53:51 PM
Gypsy: I did not know him very well...but I'm sad that Amy and the others are sad. :( Well...at least I got the rest of the house to myself! :D

Funcat: I feel....so free.... I hope my family knows that I love them and I am with them. :unsure:
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Mirumoto_Kenjiro on November 07, 2010, 12:59:33 AM
Here's a tough one for you two:

Salmon, Tuna, OR Halibut?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on November 07, 2010, 09:37:56 AM
Gypsy: I never tried any of those! :( I hope Amy can let me eat them one day! :yes

Funcat: *munches away on some fish* Wow! this sure beats canned food! Though I'm more of a tuna cat myself. :)
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Mirumoto_Kenjiro on November 20, 2010, 02:26:29 AM
What do you two think of...dogs?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on November 20, 2010, 09:45:07 AM
Gypsy: I-I-guess they're okay, I don't like it when they bark though...they can be very scary when they do that... :unsure: :blink: :opps

Funcat: *runs* Glad I don't have to deal with them anymore...
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on February 06, 2011, 10:22:01 PM
Hey guys, I decided to bump this topic since FBS's pet topic made me inspired me to do this. :)

You can ask either one a question, though it's A LOT easier to interpret Gypsy then good ole FC.
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Pangaea on February 06, 2011, 10:50:30 PM
Can't believe I didn't think to ask this one before: :slap

What are your favorite foods?
Title: Ask Rat Lady's cats anything!
Post by: Amaranthine on February 06, 2011, 11:02:57 PM
Gypsy: I like the usual food, the chicken I get in my plate every morning, but I also like the occasional mozarella string cheese, vanilla ice cream, and turkey around Thanksgiving! Yum! *licks chops*

Funcat: I loved the string cheese too and the occasional tuna fish. :)