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« on: June 19, 2008, 04:28:15 PM »
I'll kick things off... I loved doing this on the Camp Lazlo forum I'm also in.
[Red vs Blue: Reconstruction]
Washington: Come in Command.
Command: Hello Washington. We have you. How was the investigation at Blue Base?
Washington: Enlightening. Going to try the red base now, I'm hoping things there will be a little more...
*A card board cutout of Donut appears*
Washington: ...normal.
Sarge's Voice: Halt, in the name of the red- *clears throat* I mean "Lightish Red army. This base is operating at full capacity. And if you come in here, you're gonna get in to a big- uh slap-fight!"
Washington: *Sighs* I'm gonna have to call you back.
Sarge: Don't come any further, ooh la la.
*As Washington continues approaching, a maroon popup of Simmons springs out from behind a rock*
Sarge's Voice: This is your last warning, stay out! I love mass!
Washington: What in the...
Sarge's Voice: Your only hope of survival is to suck up to my commander!
*Washington continues on and an orange popup of Grif seems to appear from out of nowhere*
Sarge's Voice: And this is another warning: I know the other warning was supposed to be last, but I never listen to orders, 'cause I'm too lazy and stupid! And ugly. Did I mention ugly?
Washington: This is gonna be a waste of time, I can tell already.
*Sarge pops up in front of Washington*
Sarge: Yeah, freeze intruder! Stop yer intrudin' right there.
Washington: Who made these things?
Sarge: I did.
Washington: Wait, you're real?
Sarge: Of course I am. You fell for a classic misdirection. I still got it. Heh heh.
Lopez: øEsta todo bien aqu“?
Caption Everything OK out here?
Sarge: We're fine, Lopez. Just caught myself a dirty Blue. How many does that make this week?
Lopez: Uno.
Sarge: Yahtzee. We're on a hot streak!