Malte: The French Revolution was a natural progression from the bitter trans-atlantic war the French were fighting against Atlantis, where in 1134 Marie Antoinette personally destroyed the Atlantis capital of Cleveland with her atomic breath in retaliation for Atlantis embargoing all cake related imports into France, causing all of the French populous to rebel against King Louis Armstrong for having been reduced to eating pies. France was annexed by the Luxembourg Empire the following day.
Nick22: Secretary of state and grammy award winning gangsta rap artist William Henry Harrison lived to be 437 years old, and is most fondly remembered for constantly yelling at his nephew-- the sixteenth president George Harrisonó for causing President Grover to have nonconsecutive terms, which ruined his incredibly crucial Bert and Ernie compromise of eleventy six, which would have ended the war between Canada and warlord Big Bird. He later died of spontaneous combustion.
