The Land Before Incorrect Quotes

HotelValleyfornia · **on:** April 29, 2022, 08:27:28 PM

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

This here? This is my new favorite thing. I've been playing with it all day.

It has some really funny quotes that can often be surprisingly accurate to what the cast would do in situations like this.

So I figured...why not make a thread for it? Here we can enter some of the Land Before Time characters' names and see what they say!

Here's a few of my examples:
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Chomper: Yesterday, I overheard Petrie saying “You sure this a good idea?” and Cera replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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Cera: Chomper, what do you have?
Chomper: A KNIFE!
Cera: Okay, have fu-
Littlefoot: NO!
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Ducky: Hey random, what are your favorite flowers?
Petrie: Peonies, why?
Ducky:
Petrie: You going to get me flowers?
Ducky:
Petrie:
Ducky: _{_{it is a possibility}}
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Littlefoot: You’re a loose cannon, Cera.
Cera: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Chomper: I think you play by your own rules.
Petrie: No way, they think rules made to be broken.
Littlefoot: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Cera: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Ducky is a loose cannon.
Ducky: *smashes a rock* Aah! You shut your trap, Cera!
Petrie: Me say Ducky more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That an entirely different thing.
Chomper: Now I’m just confused. Is Cera a loose cannon or not?
Littlefoot: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.
Cera: *groans*
Ducky: Aw, man.
--
Littlefoot: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Cera: A horrible decision, really.
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Ruby: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Petrie: What the eggs?
Ducky: They’re having an idea.
--

Feel free to make your own contributions!

(Though the generator does have a fair few swears, as a warning)

chomper94 · **Reply #1 on:** April 29, 2022, 09:11:51 PM

This is actually a really good idea! Here's one quote I got:

Littlefoot: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Chomper does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Ruby: If Chomper were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Chomper jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Littlefoot: You jump off a cliff.
Ruby: Gladly, provided Chomper did first.

Edit: I just realized something, the quote that came out of the generator here:

Quote

Littlefoot: You’re a loose cannon, Cera.
Cera: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Chomper: I think you play by your own rules.
Petrie: No way, they think rules made to be broken.
Littlefoot: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Cera: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Ducky is a loose cannon.
Ducky: *smashes a rock* Aah! You shut your trap, Cera!
Petrie: Me say Ducky more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That an entirely different thing.
Chomper: Now I’m just confused. Is Cera a loose cannon or not?
Littlefoot: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.
Cera: *groans*
Ducky: Aw, man.

That’s actually a similar quote from a Season 2 BoJack Horseman episode. Not related to The Land Before Time in any way, but I just wanted to point that out.

HotelValleyfornia · **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2022, 06:22:21 PM

Littlefoot: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Chomper: Mine just says "Chomper no."
Littlefoot: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Littlefoot: Cera has only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.
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Ruby: Ducky, I know you love Petrie. I mean, we all do, he's a very nice flyer and I respect him immensely.
Ruby: But I think he might be a eggs-ing idiot.

chomper94 · **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2022, 07:28:55 PM

Chomper: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter caves. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Petrie: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Ducky: No.
Cera: I did not.
Chomper: I may have actually forgotten one.
Littlefoot: Also no.
Petrie: Oh good, neither did I.
Spike: *Exhausted sigh*

Littlefoot: So I got this amazing plan!
Chomper: We fail almost every time you say that.
Littlefoot: Well this is the same! But with a Sharptooth involved.

HotelValleyfornia · **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2022, 07:41:41 PM

Ducky: Why would anyone want to harm Petrie?
Ruby: Maybe because they met him?
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Petrie: Well, me very sorry to hear about your mother.
Cera: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Petrie: Oh, good.
--
Chomper: I told Cera that her ears turn red when she lies.
Petrie: Do they?
Chomper: No.
Petrie: Then why you tell her that?
Chomper: Because I can do this.
Chomper: Hey Cera! Do you love us?
Cera, with her claws over their ears: No.
--
Chomper: Just be careful, Petrie!
Petrie: *Flying away* Me always careful, Chomper!
Petrie: It everything around me that careless.

chomper94 · **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2022, 09:14:22 PM

Nod: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Hyp’*
Mutt: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

Guido: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Petrie: What you do?!
Guido: NOBODY DIED!
Petrie: WHAT ANSWER IS THAT?!

Littlefoot: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Cera: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Petrie: Ducky bath water.
Ducky: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

HotelValleyfornia · **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2022, 09:55:13 PM

Here's a whole bunch of them...

Rinkus: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Sierra: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Rinkus: But pink.
Pterano: And it's hot.
Rinkus: PINK!
--
Guido: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Ali: Never seen one.
Guido: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.
Ali: What can’t I see?
Guido: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.
Ali: Yeah, I can drop a treesweet.
Guido: Eggs.
--
*playing twister*
Mo: Right hand red.
Guido: *ends up on top of Tippy*
Tippy: Mo doing this on purpose, isn't he?
Mo: Mo stop spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, Mo surprised you no notice.
(shoutout to Sharptooth Valley)
--
Shorty: Skitter, we tried things your way.
Skitter: No, we didn't.
Shorty: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
--
Littlefoot: I have a problem.
Cera: Kill it.
Littlefoot: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
--
Cera: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Ducky: CAN WE JUST HAVE A NICE TIME OF THE GREAT GIVING FOR ONCE?!
--
Petrie, confused and exasperated: Ducky, how you plan on telling a sharptooth to go vegan?
Ducky: Politely
--
Tippy: Hi-
Ducky: Leave before there is a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your tail.
--
Tippy: Where are Spike's parents?
Spike: What are parents?
Tippy: That just about the saddest thing Tippy ever heard.
--
Tippy: Tippy has bad feeling about this...
Littlefoot: What do you mean?
Tippy: Doesn't Littlefoot ever get that little voice in his head that tells him if he's going to get into trouble?
Littlefoot: No?
Ducky: That actually explains so much.
--
Petrie: Look, me know you think me judgement clouded because me like Ducky a little bit.
Littlefoot, looking at a mudpile on the ground: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Petrie: No, that our joint tombstone.
Littlefoot: My mistake.
--
Littlefoot: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Cera: I'm aware of that.
Littlefoot: But then you and I had some time together.
Cera: Uh-huh?
Littlefoot: It did not get better.
--
Tippy: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Cera: Throw rocks at he.
Littlefoot: Hot dogs.
Ducky: Kill him.
Tippy: Thanks guys.
--
Spike: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Ducky: Spike, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Tippy?
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Petrie: Me tummy growl super loud in French.
Petrie: I would like to clarify, me tummy did not speak in French. It growl during French class.
Ducky: Bonjour.
Spike: Le growl.
Littlefoot: Hon hon hon, feed me a treestar.
--
Ducky: Littlefoot, gather the others. We need to have another Cera-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-her-before-she-hurts-someone convention.
--
Ducky: What are you two arguing about this time?
Cera: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!
Littlefoot: Cry me a table, Cera.
--
Tippy: Spike is perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life!
Littlefoot: Never done anything wrong?! He set a valley on FIRE!

Bonus under the spoiler!

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chomper94 · **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2022, 05:30:30 PM

Ozzy: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.
Strut: That is not something you actually have installed.
Ozzy: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG OPINION.

Littlefoot: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Bron: ...what happened?
Littlefoot: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Ruby: If I fall down this hill, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

Extra quote:

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HotelValleyfornia · **Reply #8 on:** May 01, 2022, 08:50:07 PM

Ichy: Dil, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-
Dil: Aww, thanks-
Ichy: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.
--
Strut: Can I bother you for a second?
Ozzy: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
--
Sierra: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Rinkus: You sleep with a teddybear.
Sierra: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
--
Ducky: Look, Cera, it is the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and it is Monday.
--
Chomper: Met a dumb-tail today. Awful.
Cera: You looked in a pond?
Chomper: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and the Bright Circle may not be so merciful.
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Petrie: Wait a minute, how this happen? We smarter than this!
Chomper: Apparently, we're not.
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Cera: Do you take constructive criticism?
Petrie: Not without crying
--
Ruby, tearing up the cave: Where are they?
Ruby, looking under a rock: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Ruby: Somebody moved my sweet bubbles, and now I am going to start killing.
--
And a bonus:

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chomper94 · **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2022, 12:57:51 PM

Been awhile since I posted here, guess I’ll do 3 more incorrect quotes here:

Littlefoot: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Cera: Oh, that was all real.
Littlefoot: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Cera: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

Petrie: Me fell—
Ducky: From heaven?
Petrie: No, Me literally fell—
Ducky: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Petrie: ME ARM BROKEN!
Ducky: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Chomper: I couldn't do this without you, Wild Arms.
Wild Arms: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

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HotelValleyfornia · **Reply #10 on:** May 24, 2022, 12:00:13 AM

Cera: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Redclaw: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
(Sneak would get a good laugh at this XD)
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Petrie: If me see a crawler, me simply leave the nest elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Petrie: If no one fulfills me wish, me simply never go back in there.
--
Cera: Ducky, gather the others. We need to have another Petrie-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
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Chomper: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Chomper: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
(Chomper is relatable here...)
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Chomper: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Redclaw: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Chomper:
Redclaw: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
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Petrie: Well, has Cera been wrong before?
Chomper: How wide are we willing to open this up?
--
Petrie: Why does me wing shake and turn bright red when me eat dirt?
Ducky:
Ducky: Why are you eating dirt?
Petrie: Did me ask you if me should eat dirt? No, so answer me question.
--
Thud: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Ducky: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Thud: No.
--

And a couple bonuses:

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somerandomfangirl · **Reply #11 on:** July 01, 2022, 06:44:05 PM

Funny thing is, I was just looking at making some incorrect quotes the other day, so I'm glad this topic exists. Here's a couple I came up with.

Grandpa: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Topps: I don't want your advice.
Grandpa: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Littlefoot: I just ended a four year relationship.
Cera: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Littlefoot: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Ducky and Petrie fighting across the room*
--
Saro: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like in the evening?
Grandma: Yeah.
Saro: And you?
Grandpa: Umm... yes?
Saro: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Grandpa: Did he just-

(This is absolutely how they got together don't @ me)
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Grandma: You are an absolute dork.
Grandpa, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Grandma: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
--
Etta: Where are your parents?
Littlefoot: What are parents?
Etta: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
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Grandpa: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Grandma: That's great, dear. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 50 bloody years!
--
Petrie: Uncle, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Pterano: Well of course I have! You ever tried going mad without power?
Pterano: It's boring.
--
Littlefoot: *screams*
Cera: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Ducky: Should we do something?
Petrie: No, me want to see who win this.

chomper94 · **Reply #12 on:** July 29, 2022, 09:50:44 PM

Chomper: Hopefully Topps has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Topps: Oh, shut up and die Chomper.

Petrie: Man, they look like real handful. How you deal with them?
Littlefoot, watching Ruby screaming, Cera trying to set a sleeping Chomper on fire, and Ducky choking on air: I don't know either.

Wild Arms: Chomper gave me a get better soon card.
Ruby: That's sweet!
Wild Arms: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.

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HotelValleyfornia · **Reply #13 on:** September 01, 2022, 11:16:45 AM

Chomper: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Ruby: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Chomper: Not when you’re playing with Ducky, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
--
Littlefoot: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Ruby: His name was Jared he's 19.
Chomper: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Petrie, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Ducky, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Cera: Horrible job everyone.
--
Petrie: As someone who has long history of not understanding anything, me feel confident in me ability to continue not knowing what going on.
--
*While the gang is running from sharpteeth*
Ducky, trying to warn about the location of a sharptooth: To the left!
Cera: Take it back now y'all!
--
Chomper, talking to Cera: Well Cera, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Petrie do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Cera: …
Petrie, from the distance: They not wrong though!
--
Cera: Life could be worse, Petrie.
Petrie: Life could be lot better too!
--
Chomper: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat crawler buffet.
Petrie: Why you get banned?
Chomper: Ate the rat.
Petrie: … What rat?
Chomper: Chunky Cheese.
--
Littlefoot: Remain CALM! *tail whips Petrie multiple times*
--
Petrie: Treat spiders way you want to be treated.
Chomper: Eaten without hesitation.

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