The Horned King and Creeper

babidikrakenguard · **on:** March 11, 2010, 02:02:50 PM

Okay, so i've been in the mood for watching The Black Cauldron.. Welp, caption away

Creeper's plan of trying to amuse the Horned King by singing, failed miserably.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:47:06 PM

After years of enduring the annoyance named Creeper, the Horned King's last thread of sanity finally breaks...

Ptyra · **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2010, 06:32:34 PM

Why are you here if you weren't even in the books? Scratch that, I was BARELY in the books! Only the first one and VERY briefly!

What ever happened to Arawan, anyway?

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2010, 07:21:12 PM

I think Arawn's spirit is in the Black Cauldron. Not really sure as i've never read the books.

Creeper: Oooooh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUEREPANTS!

Horned King(Thinking): Oh god, not this again..

Noname · **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2010, 05:20:19 PM

Open your mouths and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise!

Ptyra · **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2010, 06:31:56 PM

HK:Our color contrast is irritating
Creeper: LOL! You're all old-school and I'm bright and shiny!

Noname · **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:00:50 PM

Next time on America's worst teeth: The Black Cauldron of cavities!

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:41:29 AM

Creeper: And he was only this big!

Pangaea · **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:24:00 PM

(I never thought this guy would be so much fun to caption!

)

Horned King (thinking): “Why does he have to do this every time we visit the photo booth?” :mad

Pangaea · **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:26:34 AM

Photobombing: Popular even among evil minions.

Pangaea · **Reply #10 on:** June 27, 2010, 09:54:11 PM

Quote from: Noname,Mar 12 2010 on 09:00 PM

Next time on America's worst teeth: The Black Cauldron of cavities!

Creeper: “Hey boss! Didja hear? You just got beaten out for the ëAmerica’s Worst Teeth’ award!”

Horned King:

(The winner)

Pangaea · **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2010, 09:03:13 PM

Inspired by a post in babidi’s art thread:

Strangled Creeper in 3…2…1…

Pangaea · **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2010, 06:14:05 PM

Horned King (thinking): “Is there a law somewhere that every Disney villain has to have at least one annoying, incompetent, comic-relief sidekick with the I.Q. of a rutabaga? ëCause if there is, I wanna strangle the guy who wrote it!

…as soon as I’m done strangling Creeper…”

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2010, 01:01:58 AM

The Horned King: Ugh.. And Maleficent is complaining about her goons being a "Disgrace to the forces of evil". Atleast she has someone to talk to, even if that someone is a raven.. Creeper on the other hand, he's going to drive me insane with his singing!

Yeah, Maleficent and the Horned King really would make a good couple..

Pangaea · **Reply #14 on:** August 22, 2010, 01:41:09 AM

Horned King (thinking): “If he teases me that I look like the offspring of The Mummy and Bullwinkle one more time…Maleficent’s birthday present this year will be a green homemade purse.” :mad

Kor · **Reply #15 on:** August 22, 2010, 02:10:05 AM

Horned King: "Stop laughing in my ear or I'll make you star in an Ewe Boll movie or some other director of his class."

Pangaea · **Reply #16 on:** August 22, 2010, 02:27:56 AM

Horned King: “These captioned pictures of us are NOT funny!”

Creeper: “Says you!”

Pangaea · **Reply #17 on:** September 03, 2010, 03:08:40 AM

Horned King (thinking): “I wonder if the Gwythaints would enjoy green mystery meat for feeding time tonight…” <_<

Ptyra · **Reply #18 on:** September 04, 2010, 01:22:46 AM

You ALWAYS clash with the color pallet! Why do you ALWAYS clash!?

Pangaea · **Reply #19 on:** September 04, 2010, 02:39:10 AM

Creeper: “AH-HA-HA! The villain in this movie is so stupid! He totally had a chance to kill the heroes right there, and he missed it!”

Horned King: “Creeper…We’re watching The Black Cauldron…” <_<

Creeper: “Yeah, so?”

Horned King (points at screen): “That’s me. I’m the villain in this movie!” :angry:

Creeper: :blink: “………Oh.”

I think I can expect a strangling before the night is over… :unsure: