"How satisfied are you with new version of the YouTube video page?"
As unsatisfied as this coffee you made me. I ASKED FOR A LATTE, FOOL!
"Typically, how often do you use YouTube?"
I lose count at 1, but that's mostly because I don't count how many times I use Youtube. What do I look like, and obsessive compulsive or something?
"What, if anything, did you find frustrating or unappealing about the new YouTube video page? What new features or capabilities would you like to see on the video page?"
It changed. I'd like to see more monkeys... oh, and those little curly straw things! What were we talking about again?
"What do you like best about the new video page?"
It's got videos on it? I mean, you couldn't possibly screw that... oh wait you did.
"Did you experience any problems or difficulties with the new video page in the last two weeks?"
My bread caught fire shortly after I put it in the toaster, and it's totally YOUR FAULT.
"If you could describe the new version of the YouTube video page in one word, what would it be?"
Antidisestablishmentarianism
"Did you take the guided tour of the new video page?"
I want my cookies back! Who stole my toothpicks? I'm a flying turtle! What are you looking at?