The Horned King and Creeper

babidikrakenguard · **on:** August 25, 2010, 07:47:24 PM

Brought to you by Pure Luck.. I just couldn't wait to get this one posted..

Pangaea · **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2010, 11:12:12 PM

Creeper: “Hey, look, sire! The Gwythaints have been giving me flying lessons! Watch this!”

*CRASH!*

Horned King:

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2010, 01:41:17 AM

Creeper: "Watch as I fly away like a bird!"
Horned King: "..."

Pangaea · **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2010, 05:51:26 PM

Creeper: “Hi! My name Petrie! Me flyer!”

Horned King: *sighs* “'Guess I bopped him on the head one time too many…”

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2010, 06:25:23 PM

One time when the Horned King was out fighting in the war, Creeper decided to give sire a hug when he returned.. When the Horned King did return.. Let's just say that hugging the Horned King is a bad idea in the sad, long hystory of bad ideas..

(Brought to you by a caption that Ptyra brought up.. Also brought to you by Ian Malcolm

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Pangaea · **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2010, 06:44:32 PM

^ Oh…my…gosh…I was going to post a caption with almost the exact same joke!

Here's what I was going to post:

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A few hours later, after regaining consciousness in the emergency room, Creeper came to the realization that the Horned King does not appreciate being glomped.

Unfortunately, I can't think of a new, replacement caption at this time.

Pangaea · **Reply #6 on:** September 01, 2010, 11:37:08 PM

Horned King: “All right, it’s been ten minutes. My turn on the trampoline!”

Creeper: “Aww…just a bit longer, pleeease!”

Ptyra · **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2010, 06:14:31 PM

Creeper: *after getting off the phone* I'M A FATHER, I'M A FATHER!!!
HK: You do realize that was your sister and brother-in-law that had the baby, right?
Creeper:...Oh. I'M AN UNCLE! I'M AN UNCLE!!!

Pangaea · **Reply #8 on:** September 19, 2010, 02:34:28 AM

Horned King: “All right, we’ll kill the rest of those ëheroes’, but since you want a puppy so badly, I’ll let you keep the fluffy brown thing as a pet.”

Creeper: “Yaaayyyyy!”

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #9 on:** September 27, 2010, 11:44:18 AM

Creeper had decided one time to try and get some payback for getting strangled left and right all the time. What better way for revenge then to sneak up to the Horned King from behind and put some cold ice on his back(Smart, huh?)?

Unfortunately, the Horned King had turned around just in time to see the crime before it was even committed..