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on: November 14, 2010, 01:35:26 PM


Lady Blue: What are you looking at? :anger

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Reply #1 on: November 14, 2010, 04:28:03 PM
Lady Blue: This is just a scratch

Vixen: A scratch?!! I bit your ear off!

Lady Blue: I've had worse.
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.

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Reply #2 on: November 14, 2010, 04:40:16 PM
Quote from: Myrkin,Nov 14 2010 on  03:28 PM
Lady Blue: This is just a scratch

Vixen: A scratch?!! I bit your ear off!

Lady Blue: I've had worse.
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Lady Blue: I can tell you've had worse, look at your chest and shoulder!

Vixen: Look at your mate Scar-Face, he's missing a left eye!

Lady Blue: Excuse me! Leave Scar-Face out of this!

Vixen: Make me. Your brought Bold and Fox into this arguement!


Lady Blue: Grrr....

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Reply #3 on: November 14, 2010, 06:02:49 PM
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Reply #4 on: November 14, 2010, 06:09:41 PM
Quote from: Adder,Nov 14 2010 on  03:40 PM
Quote from: Myrkin,Nov 14 2010 on  03:28 PM
Lady Blue: This is just a scratch

Vixen: A scratch?!! I bit your ear off!

Lady Blue: I've had worse.
(continued)



Lady Blue: I can tell you've had worse, look at your chest and shoulder!

Vixen: Look at your mate Scar-Face, he's missing a left eye!

Lady Blue: Excuse me! Leave Scar-Face out of this!

Vixen: Make me. Your brought Bold and Fox into this arguement!


Lady Blue: Grrr....
Lady Blue: Alright. Maybe my husband doesn't have his left eye, but he is doing better as father than your mate!

Vixen: Really? What makes you think that?

Lady Blue: Well... Your husband lost one cub, two if you count your son Bold, who might be as good as dead now.
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.

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Reply #5 on: November 14, 2010, 06:15:26 PM
Quote from: Myrkin,Nov 14 2010 on  05:09 PM
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Quote from: Myrkin,Nov 14 2010 on  03:28 PM
Lady Blue: This is just a scratch

Vixen: A scratch?!! I bit your ear off!

Lady Blue: I've had worse.
(continued)



Lady Blue: I can tell you've had worse, look at your chest and shoulder!

Vixen: Look at your mate Scar-Face, he's missing a left eye!

Lady Blue: Excuse me! Leave Scar-Face out of this!

Vixen: Make me. Your brought Bold and Fox into this arguement!


Lady Blue: Grrr....
Lady Blue: Alright. Maybe my husband doesn't have his left eye, but he is doing better as father than your mate!

Vixen: Really? What makes you think that?

Lady Blue: Well... Your husband lost one cub, two if you count your son Bold, who might be as good as dead now.
Vixen: You lost five cubs! Bounder to Adder, and Trip over the winter! Then the Warden shot another son and daughter. And lets not forget your oldest got shot by the poachers.


Lady Blue: Do I have to scar up your other shoulder too? :anger  :anger  :anger  :anger


Vixen: *gulp* :o  :unsure:

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Reply #6 on: November 14, 2010, 06:26:34 PM
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Vixen: You lost five cubs! Bounder to Adder, and Trip over the winter! Then the Warden shot another son and daughter. And lets not forget your oldest got shot by the poachers.


Lady Blue: Do I have to scar up your other shoulder too? dino_bad.gif dino_bad.gif dino_bad.gif dino_bad.gif


Vixen: *gulp* ohmy.gif unsure.gif


Lady Blue: Exactly. So don't use any arguments, that I have no good answer to other than brute force.

Vixen: That doesn't leave many of them...
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.

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Reply #7 on: November 14, 2010, 06:28:18 PM
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Vixen: You lost five cubs! Bounder to Adder, and Trip over the winter! Then the Warden shot another son and daughter. And lets not forget your oldest got shot by the poachers.


Lady Blue: Do I have to scar up your other shoulder too?


Vixen: *gulp*



Lady Blue: Exactly. So don't use any arguments, that I have no good answer to other than brute force.

Vixen: That doesn't leave many of them...
Lady Blue: That's what I thought! Do I have to start on Charmer and Friendly?


Vixen: Do I have to start on Ranger and Faschia?


Lady Blue and Vixen: Grrr....


Lady Blue: So, Friendly never found a mate!


Vixen: Neither did Bounder or Faschia!


Lady Blue: Neither did your grandma!


Vixen: *gasps* What! If she didn't have mate, then how would I be here! My mother wouldn't have been born, and then I wouldn't have! :anger


Lady Blue: Good! :p

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Reply #8 on: November 14, 2010, 06:45:07 PM
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Lady Blue: That's what I thought! Do I have to start on Charmer and Friendly?


Vixen: Do I have to start on Ranger and Faschia?


Lady Blue and Vixen: Grrr....


Lady Blue: So, Friendly never found a mate!


Vixen: Neither did Bounder or Faschia!


Lady Blue: Neither did your grandma!


Vixen: *gasps* What! If she didn't have mate, then how would I be here! My mother wouldn't have been born, and then I wouldn't have! dino_bad.gif


Lady Blue: Good! dino_tongue.gif


A bit later....

Vixen: At least I dont speak like a kid!

Lady Blue: What are you talking about?

Vixen: Didn't you said "a boo boo" to Badger?

Lady Blue: Oh, that. Well... He didn't understand what "faux pas" means, so I had to explain it to him in baby talk. I think that his difficulty with understanding that might had been caused by his age.

Vixen: I guess... He can be a bit senile sometimes... Er... Did I say that out loud?

Lady Blue: You certainly did.
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.

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Reply #9 on: November 14, 2010, 06:49:06 PM
Vixen: Thank God he's dead or I'd be dead!


Lady Blue: You probaly would be if Mossy heard you say that.


Vixen: What could a mole do to a fox?


Lady Blue: That's the only time you've said something correct in this whole arguement.

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Reply #10 on: November 14, 2010, 06:57:23 PM
Vixen: It's getting hot...

Lady Blue: You're making a progress. That's the second time you've said somthing correct.

....

Lady Blue: Alright. I'm getting thirsty from this heat and arguing with you!

Vixen: Maybe we could go to the pond, drink and then we can argue more.

Lady Blue: As much as I hate to agree with you, it does sound like a plan. Let's go!
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.

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Reply #11 on: November 14, 2010, 07:01:11 PM
At the pond...

Lady Blue (while drinking): Maybe it was getting hot because you've been a hot head the past half hour.

Vixen: Speak for yourself.


Lady Blue: Well, with my blue coat of fur, I take in less heat than a red fox dose.


Vixen (looks up): So?


Lady Blue: Quite hot head!  :p (walks off)


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EDIT: By the way, I feel like I'm writing a roll play doing this. I wonder how long this go.

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Reply #12 on: November 14, 2010, 07:11:19 PM
Vixen: Already leaving? Maybe you are not as tough as you seems to be thinking you are, hmm?

Lady Blue: Just you wait. I will make you pay for that comment, but I don't have time today for that.

Vixen: Tomorrow then? The same time?



OCC: Heh. I feel like that too. Maybe it will go for so long, that admin will have to move it to RP section? :D
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.

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Reply #13 on: November 14, 2010, 07:14:45 PM
Lady Blue: (smiles evilly)

The next day...


Vixen: (screams)


Lady Blue (laughing): I told you I would get you back for that, how'd you like the spider that 'came out of now where'. Nice going Whistler!


Vixen: Whistler! Who's side are you on!


Lady Blue: Mine apparently!


Vixen: Backstabbers! :cry  Next Charmer's going to turn on me.

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Reply #14 on: November 14, 2010, 07:22:38 PM
Later...

Lady Blue: Ouch! Ouch! Why are you throwing nuts at me?!

Red Squirrel: Vixen told us to do it and in return she will kill those monsters, the gray squirrels!

Lady Blue: But didn't she swore an Oath, which makes her protect those squirrels?

Red Squirrel: What Oath?  :blink:

Lady Blue:  :slap
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

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Reply #15 on: November 14, 2010, 07:26:25 PM
Red Squirrel: We're not Farthing Wood Animals. *throws acorn*

Lady Blue: Darn you!


Red Squirrel: *throws acorn*

Vixen (offscreen): That's for the spider!


Quote from: Myrkin,Nov 14 2010 on  06:22 PM
Lady Blue: But didn't she swore an Oath, which makes her protect those squirrels?

How'd you know I had her swear to the oath in my fanfiction?

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Reply #16 on: November 14, 2010, 07:29:21 PM
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Quote from: Myrkin,Nov 14 2010 on  06:22 PM
Lady Blue: But didn't she swore an Oath, which makes her protect those squirrels?

How'd you know I had her swear to the oath in my fanfiction?
I thought this was Vixen and Lady Blue from series (or books).
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.

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Reply #17 on: November 14, 2010, 07:38:02 PM
Quote from: Myrkin,Nov 14 2010 on  06:29 PM
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Quote from: Myrkin,Nov 14 2010 on  06:22 PM
Lady Blue: But didn't she swore an Oath, which makes her protect those squirrels?

How'd you know I had her swear to the oath in my fanfiction?
I thought this was Vixen and Lady Blue from series (or books).
It is Lady Blue and Vixen from Animals of Farthing Wood, I thought you meant LB swore to the oath, which happened in my fanfiction.

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Lady Blue (screaming): Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay! Okay! You win Vixen! Stop throwing acorns at me you stupid squirrels! (runs off)


Vixen: It was worth it, I got to see you get beat on by squirrels.


Lady Blue: :anger This isn't over!

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Reply #18 on: November 14, 2010, 07:50:50 PM
Quote from: Adder,Nov 14 2010 on  06:38 PM

It is Lady Blue and Vixen from Animals of Farthing Wood, I thought you meant LB swore to the oath, which happened in my fanfiction.

 
No, I meant Vixen. Sorry for causing this misunderstanding.


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Lady Blue: Alright, Weasel. I want you to do some spying on Vixen for me. I want to know her every weakness, every fear,e very phobia and so on...

Weasel: I'm only your mate's spy.

Lady Blue: These say you are mine spy as well (shows her teeth) :anger

Weasel: They are correct.   :o
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Reply #19 on: November 14, 2010, 07:54:34 PM
Weasel (looking out of a bush)

Charmer: So... other than spiders, what are you afraid of?

Vixen (to Charmer) Let's see. Guns, ants, ticks, termites, Lady Blue, Scar-Face and that's about it.

Meanwhile...

Weasel (to Lady Blue): She said she's only afraid of guns, ants, ticks, termites, you and Scar-Face.


Lady Blue (grinning): Oh... this is going to be fun.

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