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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

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She's going to kiss you all over and over again." Tigeress laughed." My advice, Po? Stock up on mints for fresh breath. Unless you want to have tired lips, you'd better start practicing your putting. "
Don't tell me that you have never kissed a girl Po" Tiger said, his eyes narrowing " No, no . I have. I um kissed Tigeress after rescuing the South Tiagan town from a Snake warlord . She's a very good kisser, but she told me to focus on the job afterwards. It's like she never takes time off. " Po said " The guys do tease me about it from time to time. Mantis mostly." Take it from me Po. Girls want attention and affection from their fellas." Tigeress said." Jing here had me act out a " Po saves me " stage act. She had 15 terms of endearment for you." 16, you forget blubber ball of love." Jing giggled " Po ran his hand over his neck chuckling nervously." How long was the act?  " Well it was mostly Jing professing her love for you in monologue and song. 20 minutes wasn't it?" 30, I had a egg timer ticking away. You missed 3 cues." And you were flat on your singing. " Tigeress teased." " Its about love, not about proper pitch. Speaking of, where can I get that? Is that something you buy at the store?" Jing, it's about singing well . Dixie is a very talented singer, she can teach you how to control your singing. She's taught several of the group how to sing better. Tiger should take lessons from her." I'm not going on Wolf Idol Tigeress, no matter how much you and Flash push for it." Tiger said gruffly." Singing isn't my thing " I sometimes sing when cooking." Po said"  The song is " Don't Drop the Soup" Dad taught it to me." Let's hear it" Jing said cheerfully " Oh! After dessert, we can have a singing contest. If I win, Po.. you have to.." kiss you?" Po said " No, buy me some ice cream with honey churros . They are like cinnamon sticks, I think. Mom used to make them for me, it's one of the few dishes that I remember her making for me."
We'll get you some Jing." Tiger said " Flash likes them too. She dips them in berry sauce." Berry sauce! Yum. My mom would make a chocolate sauce, which got thicker as it cooled. But when it was just out of the pot, it was runny and thin, but SO good." Jing licked her lips " I should make some, see if your daughter likes it. " Flash loves food, I'm sure she'll love it." Tigeress nodded." Po, do you have a favorite dessert?" Stuffed rolls, with whipped cream on it." Po said. There's this green minty flavor that I just can't find anywhere " I'll look into it " Tigeress said.
Anyway, singing after dessert boys?" Jing laughed" No stakes, I promise. Save for the Dragon warrior over there " Jing bent over laughing.
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"Is it almost time for us to head back to the shrine, dad?" Zoai smiled to Mawa. While the young cat sumo enjoyed selling Ozai merchandise, she truly enjoyed working on the shrines to the sumo king, both on Mawashi and now off of it. "My new friends want to see it."

"Yeah, I've never seen someone live on one of those," Mona nodded.

"You could learn some more history of Ozai," Ollie told Flash. "And maybe we can get some stuff for Oliver."

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"So what do you think, Kopa?" Kovu asked about his idea to basically be a sumo king. "Those in charge, should be large..." he rhymed. Kiara and Sima were on each side of the dark king, always willing to support him. "My fat is my weapon like muscle is yours," he pointed out to his bro. "And Abu should still be around if you and Vitani want to catch up with him."

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"My father gives me plenty of money, so buying you things will be no issue," Jing explained to Po. "I just home you're ready for your bus ride to makeout city, my husband-to-be." She seductively licked her lips and rubbed Po's flab. "I have some skill in mini-golf, and I'll provide us with plenty of desserts."


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Usso walked in with a slightly self conscious hunch and sat down with a simple “Hey” to the others. The Pizza had already been half eaten by that point. Diddy greeted him politely, seeing how hesitant he was to be in a group of other people and not wanting him to feel self conscious. Junior, on the other hand, slapped the Gundam pilot on the shoulder with an uncomfortably tone deaf amount of informality. “THERE you are! Was wondering whether we’d get you out of your nest,” the prince said with a grin, either not noticing or not caring that Usso seemed to tense up at the sudden uninvited chumminess. The prince turned back to the girls and nodded. “Kay. Now that bowl-cut is here, what’s the plan, girls?”

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“So, your plan to find our young friends is to just… follow your feet?” Joshua asked, walking besides Defago. The Quebecer nodded, his iron helmet bobbing up and down. “Ayuh, that be it.”
“We could just try to contact them through their communicator.”
Defago gave a warm chuckle, as if this suggestion was somehow quaint. “Nah nah, no need for any of that. I feel a burnin’ in my feet right now, and I know it’ll take us right to the lil’ ‘uns. Trust me.”
Joshua’s first instinct was to ask how his ‘feet’ could possibly know where someone was, but it struck him as a silly question. He was a Wendigo: that was likely the only answer Defago could give, and the only one Defago actually needed. The burned man nodded.
“Very well. Where do your… your ‘feet’ say they are?”
“Oh they don’t say much to me,” Defago quipped. “They don’t like ter spoil the ‘where’. I only know the ‘what’. And what the ‘what’ is telling me is, wherever we end up, that’s where the kids’ll be too.”
“That sounds useful,” Joshua said. “Having feet that will take you exactly where you want go.”
Defago shook his head emphatically. Something like hesitation entered his posture.
“Don’t always take me where I want to go,” he said with a hushed voice. “And it ain’t always a choice for me to follow them or not. No, sometimes my feet have gotten me in a whooole lot of trouble.”
Joshua tilted his head. “That sounds like a story or two."
The helmet that hid Defago’s half-transformed face turned in his direction, and even though he couldn’t see it, Joshua was sure Defago was grinning at him with those deep-sea fish fangs. “Oh ho ho ho, that it be indeed. Just wait till we get a nice campfire and some kids to scare the bejesus out of, and I’ll tell you all about it.”
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well, we  have a shopping list of items to pick up.  First , erneed to get donkey kong new tires for his kart- those wont come cheap the 150 cc ones.' Dixie Kong said flipping a page on a list.' madame flurrie  needs pearl cleaner for her necklace ' ' if my necklace dos not shine, i'm like the doldrums ' Madame Flurrie said ' Wendy's item is ..  stealing Pauline?' Dixie shot a look at the pink bowed koopa. "  She's  one of the mustache;s mans girls, its a family tradition to kidnap them. ' Wendy, dear why would you kidnap the mayor? she;s done nothing to you ' Flurrie said in protest . ' Its my job flurrie. either i do it, or Ludwig does it, and Ludwig would force her to listen to his opera ' Wendy held out a phone and a playing of classic music came out. the performance was horrible and made Flurrie cover her ears. '  By all the roses in Roseburg! your brother needs a lot of work on his opera! a LOT" you see why I have to do it? at least with me I'd give her food, a tower cell and tv reception. ludwig would tie her to a chair in a orchestra pit and " perform' for her.   you were covering your ears after 10 seconds, imagine an HOUR of that' Wendy said.     goombella shuddered '  between you and me Wendy.. your brother stinks at opera." oh, hes horrible. no wonder he's taken almost 5 years to finish it. ' Wendy said.   Whats next on your list?' Goombaria asked. " Junior you have to  get a fresh stack of Bowser Kingdom stationary .. your dads run out and he;s reducing to giving minion orders on napkins. which rip easily and the goons cant carry out their orders' Dixie kong said. ' after than  we have to but vehicles for us to drive around the ship. beationg walking everywhere.
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 yeah, you can defintely show us arond your shrine ' Flash said  to Zoai. ' Come along wveryone, the next shrine consecration is in 10 minutes ' Mawa said motioned to the youngesters, who quickly followed him ' my store akso has shrine veneration sales, lasting for an hour. so if you want a  shrine replica i your room, its 25% off during the sale. no guarantee however that it will connect to lord ozai. "  zoai brought out the ' ozai's invisible ledge walk magazine ' The master has walked off of ledges without falling in 10 different locations on mAwashii. dad's taken me to see 6 of them. we';re going to the  Steeleburg Hills one next time we are on the planet. '  Zoai said with a grin ' I could take you girls abnd ollie along if you like . Test your faith in oZai ' she beamed.
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i think its a grand idea. your flab smack will crush our enemies.. I hold them up , you smack them silly . its on 1 -2 combo of death ' kopa grinned. '  we'll need to get you  a line of outfits to wear.. outside the ring oif course. '  can;t always be showing the ladies your butt bro, no matter how much they like it ' kopa laughed. ' ' but his tail is hypnotizing , milord ' Sima said and Xiro and Laval burst out laughing. ' you think mawashiis are revealing.. come to Carnival in my kingdom' Xiro said ' its a nonstop party.. with attire being optional.  i could show you some pics, but theres ladies present.' ' we're all mature here Xiro.. you can show it to us ' Gia said, and Xiro passed the first picture to Li ella " wait is this ..you straddling 6 lionesses at once?' pose 65 from the amazon lioness sutra ' xiro said. with pride. " Dang those girls are really flexible ' Vitani said looking at the pic ' They;re hot, too ' Xiro grinned goofily. "I'm definitely going to Carnival' laval said as  he glanced at some pics of pretty lionesses Xiro was clearly having fun with.. in more than 1 way. ' You'll love it. music, beaches, hot sand and hot ladies. How I havent fathered 200 cubs with these girls.. oh sorry ' Xiro stopped himself short. ' It;s called wearing protection Xiro. for your sake, and theirs.  you dont want any ' surprise heirs ' before you're even king, am I right?' alex said.
   Right,' Xiro said as Gia handed the pictures back.
_ anyway, brother, kopa and I will see Abu, but it will have to wait a couple hours. Kopa is taking me out for a date at the  flank and Bun burgers joint on the other side of the lake. those burgers  are like 5 patties high' Vitani said. ' We decided that we needed to take a short break from patrols and hero stuff and just have a nice outing together.  we've been so busy with other things, we just havent had time. "
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Well everyone, lets go minigolfing ' Tigeress said as they finished the desserts and Tiger covered the bill for the 4 of them.  " Luca is waiting for us at the first tee.  girls vs boys, as usual'  po slowly got out of his chair and waddkled out of the resteraunt with jing handing paws with him. ' the golf course they were going to, had 10 different courses, the one they would be playing at was galatic heros theme.. and po had hole 10 themed on him..' wait that made va hole about me /' po started pausing at the hole, before tiger tapped him on the shoulder. ' come on Po. first holes over there.'  tiger had picked out a blue ball, tigeress a purple, luca a orange, po a red and  jing a pink . ' hi everyone ' luca said. ' hope ypu two are enjoying your first date so far.' it's been nice learning about Jing';s family ' Po said. ' its been very nice ' Jing noddd.  Good Good. now theres 3 girls against 2 guys. to make it fair, we will  add a third score to the boys taklly, matching the lowest score.  so if tiger shoots 50 and po 70, we;ll add another 50 to the score.  Jing and po since its your date, you will go first for your rspective teams. ' you can go first ; Po said to jing. jing put her ball down and outted, and ended up just on top of a slope  about 20 feet from the hole. as she walked up towards it the ball began riolling again down towards the hole, stopping about 5 feet away.  po's first putt.. disdnbt make it up the sliope and rolled back towards his feet. his second shot nearly lefdt the putting areas, rolling along tthe top of the bricks surrounding the hole. befiore bouncing off a rock and circling up close to the hoole. '  well you're already down 1 kiss to jing ' luca smirked, as tigeress knocked her ball close to jings and tiger ended up holing his putt for a hole in 1. luca took 3 shots to her her ball necxt to the others. ' jing easily knocked in her putt them strode over ton po. and the pandas lips locked together as Jing kissed po firmly and threw her arms around him. po's tongue ran against jing's as po put his tongue in her mouth and after 10seconds, jing pulled away leaving a bright red lipstick mark on po's mouth ' thats 1 for me ' jing smirked, as po tapped his shot in.   after everyone had finished. tiger had 1, jing and tigeress  2 po 3, and luca was behind with 5. ' ah well, a bad first hoiole luca shrugged as they went to the next hole, which was mighty mouse themed.
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"You're already a huge fan," Mona noted to Flash, "Why not officially become a follower of Ozai?" She remembered how for the past few weeks Flash had been eating an Ozai cereal for breakfast each morning.

"How many others live at this shrine besides you and your dad?" Ollie asked Zoai. The friends had all purchased some merchandise from the shop.

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"Prepare to smooched a LOT, Po," Jing grinned as she started off with a score lower than her fiancé's.. "I like the feeling of my tongue in your mouth," she added with a seductive chuckle. "My face is going to get coated in lipstick marks, isn't it?" realized the Dragon Warrior. "Correct," Jing affirmed happily.

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"There are some sumo robes I can wear," Kovu recalled to Kopa, "That way I can keep my mawashi on as well and train whenever I want." Hearing what Sima said, he deliberately bent over to let his Mawashiian girlfriend get a good fur at his dark furred behind, mesmerizing her like she suggested.

"Your butt to her has the power Kaa's eyes do," Kiara smirked.

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At the Gods meetup, Oliver was still talking with Drakos, Sturg, and Wava when Panty and Ozai approached. "Good news, little Oliver," Ozai chortled amicably, "Panty says it's time for her to activate some of your powers."

"My powers?" Oliver grinned excitedly, "Which ones come first?" he asked his god-mother.


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Captain Carson quickly racked her mind as to what spell to produce. She resorted to browsing a book that a student had left behind when they went to go to the bathroom. In the end, she simply settled on the simplest of simple spells: Lumos. She gripped her custom made Weyardian stardust wand. The wand itself was a warm, pale-gold metallic rod that glowed with its own inner fire. Her skin tingled from where it made contact with the metal but it wasn't unpleasant.

"Lumos," Captain Carson said. As she lacked magic (or even an artificial magic core that was the product of some of Lord Stripetail's magical disguises), she didn't expect too much.

What she was not expecting was the magic from Pottermore to interact with the Weyardian stardust's own magic and produce a blinding flash of white light.

A strange nagging sensation in the back of her head told her that there was something she had to do back at the Spire. Little did she know that as the train approached Hogsmeade, she would begin to feel the effects of the Muggle Repelling Charms in place.

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