The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Noname on September 30, 2009, 04:19:56 PM
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(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XsM8pTSwFQA/Sdh2XS2GFtI/AAAAAAAACuM/3SsAqFszGiI/stupid_sign_borad.jpg)
Apparently they will charge the dead guy, or his estate, $200.
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And they would have become bankrupt, if not for the fact that a week later a group of billionaire zombies walked into the fence. I guess those are the perks of living next to a Nuclear Power Plant.
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I guess they take the money out of your cold, dead hands... literally!
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Proof that being dead will not save one from having to follow the law. Man, that would like one final insult to injury on your way out.
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I guess there really IS a death tax...
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you better be warned! god is gonna get it!
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Dying is not only bad for your health, it is also very expensive...
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I guess they take the money out of your cold, dead hands... literally!
Now that's a winner! :DD
Only two things guaranteed in life--death and taxes. This just proves it. :exactly
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death taxes and sleazy pols.
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The sign keeps people away because it plays to people's two greatest fears, death and losing money... which one is the greater fear is yet to be determined. :blink:
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Well... at least it's not an instant $200 fine...
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Well... at least it's not an instant $200 fine...
Yup, they collect if from you AFTER you die, not before. :lol
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After the guy dies ignoring the sign:
Officer A: Ok, that’ll be $200.
Officer B: Uh, sir? He’s dead…how can he give the $200?
(beat)
Officer A: Ok, just bring him back to life, then ask for the $200, then we make him die for real.
Officer B: Yes sir!
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Evidently, these people behind the sign are masters at pickpocketing corpses. :p