Not The *BLANK* In The *BLANK*

[Cancerian Tiger]

Okay, here's how it goes.  Every poster has to insert a word into each blank to make a phrase.  Here's an example:

Not the _______ in the _______.

Here's a common one:

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Get it?  Got it?  Good!  I'll start.


Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Lillefot]

Not the brightest hen in the pen. (I acctually liked this one   )

[Alex]

Not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer.

[Pangaea]

Not the sharpest tooth on the sharptooth. (This would be Ruby’s take on that phrase. )

[Alex]

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

[Grungecat]

Not the cat in the hat.

[Tyrannosaur]

not the brightest bulb in the box.

i like that one xD

[Kor]

Not the lizard in the pocket

[Noname]

Not the Wocket in the Pocket

(lol Dr. Seuss)

[Cancerian Tiger]

Not the sharpest utensil in the silverware drawer.

[Amaranthine]

Not the sappy story in the valley!

[Alex]

Not the straightest arrow in the quivver. (Did I spell that right?)

[Dash The Longneck]

Not the shiniest penny in the Piggy bank.

[Pangaea]

Not the sharpest quill on the porcupine. (I came up with this one a long way back, even before I joined the GOF.)

[Ptyra]

Not the brightest kite in the sky

[pokeplayer984]

Not the smartest in the bunch.