(Caption inspired by a skit from a certain educational show.)
(music plays)
Petrie:
La la la la
La la la la
Petrie's world!
La la la la
La la la la
Petrie's world!
Me love me best friends
Me family too!
(Petrie stumbles and rolls down to the ground with a shout. Name of show is written in pencil)
That Petrie's world!
"Hi! This is Petrie's world! Me so happy to see you! So is me imaginary friend! Say hello, imaginary friend!"
*Petrie's imaginary friend pops up briefly to wave hello to the audience, then disappears*
"Guess what me thinking about today? Ya da da da!"
*door opens to reveal an ocean full of water, which immediately is sent bursting out the door and right into the room as Petrie cowers. However, he quickly recovers*
"Water! Huff, huff Mmm-hmm! Water!" *chuckles lightly*
*screen cuts to a montage of children drinking or doing something involving water. 30 seconds later...*
"Ahhhh...me like water! My friends like water too! Matter of fact, me imaginary friend also like water, even though he imaginary! *chuckles, then turns to the audience* Say, you want to talk to imaginary friend about water?"
*silence for a few seconds as the screen moves up and down a few times to verify the viewer is nodding*
"You do? That great! On count of three, say "Oh, imaginary friend!". One, two, three. (background children shout with Petrie) OH IMAGINARY FRIEND!"
*Petrie's imaginary friend appears out of nowhere and lands on Petrie*
"Ugh, me said this so many times to you, try not to land on me! Say, you want to show audience how we use water? *Imaginary friend nods* Great! Let's go!"
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
Hi!
WE NOW RETURN TO "PETRIE'S WORLD" ALREADY IN PROGRESS!
*silly program runs until end; credits roll*
Director: And cut!
(Sorry, I had to do it. Umm...was it too much caption, by chance? :blink: )
Toodle-oo!
Mmm...homemade tortilla shells...
