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Title: Funny Train Picture 1
Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 11:08:18 PM
(http://i448.photobucket.com/albums/qq209/drsparky/043overcrowdedtrainIndia.jpg)

A slow commute in India. (This pic is from India)
Title: Funny Train Picture 1
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on August 27, 2009, 11:25:15 PM
Engineer: Veronica, what does the scouter say about the passenger-level?
Stewardess: It's OVER 9000!!!
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Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 11:27:56 PM
And if you think THIS is bad... wait until you see rush hour...
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Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on August 27, 2009, 11:34:16 PM
Boss: How many passengers today?
Engineer: Seven hundred and twenty-five.
Boss: Really?!? Oh boy! How much money did we make?
Engineer: Thirteen bucks.
Boss: WHAT?
Engineer: Most of them thought outside the box to get their ride.
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Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 11:36:24 PM
Getting on a train in India is one thing... getting off, that's another... O.o
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Post by: Alex on August 28, 2009, 12:08:20 AM
Car pooling.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 12:10:31 AM
Fifth guy on the left side of the train: Alright, which one of you took my cellphone?!
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Post by: Jasper on August 28, 2009, 01:31:40 AM
That's the fourth most dangerous thing I've seen involving a train.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 01:47:16 AM
Man on top of train: I wonder if trains-per-capita is a legitimate measure of wealth vs. poverty...
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 01:51:38 AM
What you get if you choose the no frills class when buying a train ticket.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 01:53:55 AM
This is what happens when ten people get on the train with one ticket...
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 02:11:17 AM
Everyone wants to see the famous Toonces drive a train.
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Post by: Mumbling on August 28, 2009, 02:19:23 AM
Left man on front: So how much longer do we have to wait until that picture is taken? I'm getting tired of hanging here! *smiles*
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 02:25:40 AM
The drive to increase ridership on mass transit worked a little too well.  :lol
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 02:42:06 AM
What happens when they say everyone rides for a penny on Saturdays.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 03:12:16 AM
They won the Guinness record for the most people packed into a train...
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 03:20:38 AM
Trains from different timelines all merged into 1 train.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 03:23:14 AM
Moments before the tragic crash... with another overloaded train...
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 03:32:03 AM
All of these people were needed to help hold the train together, such was it's age, and state of disrepair.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 03:33:55 AM
All of those people are needed to operate just one taco stand...
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Post by: Malte279 on August 28, 2009, 04:06:24 AM
And I thought the line U35 to the university was crammed in the morning :blink:
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Post by: Petrie. on August 28, 2009, 07:10:54 AM
Quote from: Noname,Aug 28 2009 on  01:25 AM
The drive to increase ridership on mass transit worked a little too well.  :lol
 :spit  :spit  :spit  :exactly
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Post by: kjeldo on August 28, 2009, 08:18:40 AM
kid on train: mom, why the train doesn't move anymore?
mother: i think there are too many people, my dear
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 12:05:45 PM
1 way to cool off on a hot day.  Just hop aboard a train and enjoy the cool breeze.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 12:06:40 PM
The train from Delhi is so good, people never want to get off... and they never do... EVER!
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on August 29, 2009, 12:57:28 AM
Evidently, the people of India took the 90's dance song of riding the train too literal :p.
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Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 12:58:02 AM
This is what happens when you don't invest in mass transportation enough... for real.
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Post by: The Chronicler on September 02, 2009, 03:32:31 PM
As you can see, India really needs to upgrade their mass transportation system. Particularly the trains.
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Post by: Noname on September 04, 2009, 04:00:07 PM
Every day the city of Mumbai gets up to go to work... that's the whole city, all 15 million or so in the greater Mumbai area... right in that train.  :lol:
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Post by: kjeldo on September 07, 2009, 12:34:41 PM
Quote from: Kor,Aug 28 2009 on  11:05 AM
1 way to cool off on a hot day.  Just hop aboard a train and enjoy the cool breeze.
what cool breeze? i guess there is no breeze if the train doesn't move.
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Post by: Noname on September 08, 2009, 12:48:23 AM
The train was nowhere near full; each car still had room for another 2/5 of a person!  :lol