Feathered Sharptooth

Gentle Sharptooth · **on:** March 27, 2020, 12:20:25 PM

Guido , you became a Sharptooth!

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2020, 02:53:47 PM

Another day, another Sharptooth beaten senseless by the Gang of Terror...

Goldenwind · **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2020, 03:01:03 PM

Guido: "OH GREAT LEAPING VALLEYS!! I AM A SHARPTOOTH!!"

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2020, 03:01:20 PM

Our Sharptooth Cred dives over things like this.

Anagnos · **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2020, 07:06:41 AM

Ah, so this is why Guido never appeared as a glider in the series ever again. The Stone of Cold Fire turned him into a sharptooth. Those pesky rainbowfaces...

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2020, 01:36:16 PM

Guidotaur: But Littlefoot, Petrie its me! *Words spundconly like roars and Gang knocks him onto ravine*

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:50:37 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 01:36:16 PM

Guidotaur: But Littlefoot, Petrie its me! *Words spundconly like roars and Gang knocks him onto ravine*

Alternate Scene:

But guys! Littlefoot, Petrie, it's me Guido!

*Gang only hears panicked roars*

Uh...why Sharptooth no eat us?

It probably hit his head as a baby.

Ugh!! Come on! GUYS! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

ROOOOOAAAR!

*Gang runs away in fear*

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:55:19 PM

Guido: Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up!

Trans.: Rawr! r’wr rwrrr rrr roar raw Rr!

Anagnos · **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:39:06 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 29, 2020, 10:50:37 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 01:36:16 PM
Guidotaur: But Littlefoot, Petrie its me! *Words spundconly like roars and Gang knocks him onto ravine*

Alternate Scene:

But guys! Littlefoot, Petrie, it's me Guido!

*Gang only hears panicked roars*

Uh...why Sharptooth no eat us?

It probably hit his head as a baby.

Ugh!! Come on! GUYS! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

ROOOOOAAAR!

*Gang runs away in fear*

Wouldn't it be funny if all the sharpteeth they've encountered were actually nice like Chomper? That would make the Gang the bad guys.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:51:18 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:39:06 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 29, 2020, 10:50:37 PM
Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 01:36:16 PM
Guidotaur: But Littlefoot, Petrie its me! *Words spundconly like roars and Gang knocks him onto ravine*

Alternate Scene:

But guys! Littlefoot, Petrie, it's me Guido!

*Gang only hears panicked roars*

Uh...why Sharptooth no eat us?

It probably hit his head as a baby.

Ugh!! Come on! GUYS! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

ROOOOOAAAR!

*Gang runs away in fear*

Wouldn't it be funny if all the sharpteeth they've encountered were actually nice like Chomper? That would make the Gang the bad guys.

At last.. truth is being spoken.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2020, 03:08:41 AM

The Gang would be apathetic monsters then. How could they not see the signs? The body language!? The unusual docileness!? They simply murdered them in cold blood! All because of what? For looking scary? For roaring and not talking like they do?

Ugh, the nerve!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2020, 03:10:26 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 03:08:41 AM

The Gang would be apathetic monsters then. How could they not see the signs? The body language!? The unusual docileness!? They simply murdered them in cold blood! All because of what? For looking scary? For roaring and not talking like they do?

Ugh, the nerve!

Indeed it was racism! Hypocrits! They sing “It Takes All Sorts” but then murder our leader.

Anagnos · **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2020, 04:07:33 AM

#SharptoothLivesMatter

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2020, 01:49:32 PM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 04:07:33 AM

#SharptoothLivesMatter

Don’t worry, I’m sure the Gang will support this movement...

...after killing like a thousand more innocent Sharpteeth.

Alright Gentle Sharptooth, no mercy!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2020, 01:53:01 PM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 04:07:33 AM

#SharptoothLivesMatter

Perfect!

Anagnos · **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2020, 04:42:47 AM

Hey, discrimination against sharpteeth is not okay.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #16 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:54:14 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 04:42:47 AM

Hey, discrimination against sharpteeth is not okay.

I agree its Dinoist!

Anagnos · **Reply #17 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:23:21 AM

Fancy way to say racist? Heh, I like it. Trademark that before the chance slips away from your grasp, partner.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #18 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:45:42 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 11:23:21 AM

Fancy way to say racist? Heh, I like it. Trademark that before the chance slips away from your grasp, partner.

I have a dream, where leafeaters, sharpteeth, can all live together in peace.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #19 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:46:01 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:45:42 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 11:23:21 AM
Fancy way to say racist? Heh, I like it. Trademark that before the chance slips away from your grasp, partner.

I have a dream, where leafeaters, sharpteeth, can all live together in peace.

You're not far from that reality, partner. I'm waiting for that honorary membership into Sharptooth Clan.