Spielberg: This guy had endless potential...
Lucas: Yeah...
Spielberg: Man, I was so scared by him, so I had to create and tell false story about how I showed this movie to familiar kids and they cried in hall after watching some scenes. Make reason to cut these scenes away from movie.
Lucas: Still, bad we had to kill him in movie.
Spielberg: Well maybe...
Lucas: And so, he found himself without job, and you had to invite him to your new comedy cartoon show...
*caption image scene with toony sound*
Both: Ough! It was brutal...