Ways to annoy:
General Woundwort from Watership Down
1. Hug him
2. Call him a "cute wittle bunny"
3. Scream "Woundwort's afraid of dogs!" Out loud.
4. Poke him (duh)
5. Declare that Bigwig's better than him
Result: Kiss your throat goodbye.
Or you could call him Thumper.
17 ways to annoy Jack Sparrow
Warning! Not responsible for any injuries that may happen during or as a result of the following pranks. Results may vary.
1. Turn his hat inside out.
2. Insist that Will Turner is way hotter than him.
3. burn his rum stash.
4. drink all his rum and leave the empty bottles next to some random crew member so he won't know it was you.
5. Tie him to the mast and force him to watch while you smash perfectly good bottles of rum.
6. When he goes ashore in Tortuga, paint the Black Pearl hot pink and rename it the Pink Creampuff.
7. Hang a "Barbossa Rocks" poster on his wall.
8. Force him to watch baby shows for two days. Make sure to include Barney, Teletubbies, and Dora.
9. Set him up on a blind date with Jar Jar Binks.
10. Make bad immitations of him.
11. Use a voice changer to make your voice sound like his. Then use his phone to make prank calls to Davy Jones. Davy Jones will think it was Jack and come after him. If I were Jack Sparrow, that would have me pretty ticked off.
12. Replace his rum with tea.
13. Smash his compass.
14. Replace his pistol with a water gun. Throw the real pistol overboard.
15. Replace his gold with plastic play money.
16. Flush his compass down the toilet.
17. Refuse to call him "Captain" Jack Sparrow.