Chomper hatching

Myrkin · **on:** March 18, 2009, 12:53:55 PM

A little reference to Ahmed -Dead Terrorist:

Chomper (from inside an egg): "Knock, knock."

Ducky: "Who's there?"

Chomper:"Me, I'll kill you."

Kor · **Reply #1 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:56:51 PM

Ducky: "It says it has a golden ticket inside, it does, it does."

Petrie: "then me and you can get into Willy Wonka's."

Myrkin · **Reply #2 on:** March 18, 2009, 01:11:24 PM

Ducky: "I can hear something inside. It sounds like... singing. It does, it does."

Petrie: "Let me listen to it too."

They are listening and they hear:

"Friends for dinner. I gonna have friends for dinner..."

Petrie: "Oooookay...."

Kor · **Reply #3 on:** March 18, 2009, 02:45:23 PM

Ducky: "I hear a voice inside."

Petire: "What do it say."

Ducky listens a bit before responding:" It is saying.. this is another fine mess you have gotten me into. Then another voice is saying something but I can't understand what."

(Just an idea I got from a team of comedians that I'd guess no one here as heard of, Laurel & Hardy.)

Nick22 · **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2009, 03:46:21 PM

Now there's something you don't see every day _Groucho Marx..

NeoGenesis005 · **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2009, 04:17:09 PM

Ducky: I can not wait for it to hatch no no no, I can see my baby brother or sister right now!

Inside the egg: (Creepy growling noises)

Petrie: :blink: Me not sure about this.

Myrkin · **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2009, 07:58:13 PM

Ducky: "This egg is all mine! Mine, mine, mine!

Ozzy (offscreen): "No. This egg is all... OURS!

Kor · **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:25:17 PM

Ducky: "I think this egg contains things dinosaurs were not meant to know."

Petrie: "Let's open it and look."

Noname · **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2009, 01:54:02 AM

Ducky: This egg will make a good omelet, yup, yup, yup.

Petrie: Me get frying pan!

metadude1234 · **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:10:14 AM

Egg: (muffled Noises)
Petrie: what it say?
Ducky: I do not know no no no
Egg; i said help me get out of this shell!
Ducky and petrie: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! it talks!!!
Egg: no der

Noname · **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:38:52 AM

Petrie: Wow! Ducky, you lay this egg?

Ducky: I did, I did.

Kor · **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:46:12 AM

Ducky: "It says it is a genie and it'll grant us wishes if we open the egg."

Petrie: "Me will wish for more wishes."

Noname · **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2009, 03:02:50 AM

Ducky: Our first egg-theft went well, it did, it did.

Petrie: We sell this to egg-eaters on black market!

Lillefot · **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2009, 07:22:06 AM

Ducky: "Hey, Petrie! Look what I made!"

Petrie: "It's an egg, Ducky. You didn't make it!"

Ducky: "It's a football, I chiseled it!"

Petrie: "Egg!"

Ducky: "Football!"

Petrie: "It's an Egg, you *

Daddytops2009 · **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2009, 01:48:03 PM

Ducky: "Yep, very soft egg!"

Balloon egg: (Sqeak)

Ducky: "Strange egg!"

Balloon egg: Blam!

Noname · **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:13:44 PM

Petrie: Whose egg is that?

Ducky: Shh! I'm trying to listen to it so it can tell us!

Kor · **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:29:42 PM

Ducky: "Wow, sounds like an exciting radio show in there."

Noname · **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:37:17 PM

Petrie: What you hear in egg?

Egg: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna...

Ducky: I just got Rick-Rolled, yup, yup, yup!

Kor · **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:55:02 PM

Ducky: "it says come back when this show is over. I am busy watching tv now."

Noname · **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2009, 03:03:43 PM

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