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Dil and Ichy go a sailing

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Scenario 1:  
Dil: Did you spot the kids?
Ichy: No, but we're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Scenario 2:

Dil:  (Irate)  Can you believe that female Longneck used me for a boat!
Ichy: (Nervous) Errrrrrr!  


Scenario 3:  

Ichy: How nice! Dessert! Head for the shore; my sweet tooth called.
Dil: Ichy, you know the routine. Dinner first, then dessert!
Ichy: What are you, my mother?


Scenario 4:

Dil: Do you think I need to get glasses?
Ichy: Yes, and a life.
Dil: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!  Well, you need Chomper to help you get food.
Ichy:  I don't like Stinging Buzzers.  
Dil: Well, we lost the kids again, so it's Stinging Buzzers for us.
Ichy: Curses!

Scenario 5:

Dil: I think I see the kids.
Ichy: No, that's the microphone they somehow put in a shot despite having the film animated.
Dil:  What gives?!

Scenario 6:

Dil: Hey Ichy, whatever did you do with those binoculars you had in the VHS cover?
Ichy:  They edited them out.
Dil: Pity, they'd have come in handy.

Scenario 7:

Dil: Ichy, did you set the GPS right?  We're in the Land of Mists.  We're supposed to be going to Berry Valley.
Ichy: What for?
Dil: Yellow bellies.  Got a call from somebody named Chomper.  Said to have us meet him there.  Said he learned that yellow bellies stick their heads in the sand and pretend to be bushes.  He said even we could probably catch them.

Scenario 8:

Ichy: Er, Dil.
Dil: I'm on the phone.
Ichy: (Whispers) Who is it?
Dil: Hello, this is Dil and Ichy.  (Whispers to Ichy) It's someone named Chomper.  I'll put it on speaker.
Chomper: (On Speaker)  Hello, this is Chomper.  I've noticed that we're the only Three Sharpteeth to speak in regular languages instead of roars and grunts.  
Ichy: He's right!
Chomper: (On Speaker) Wanted to tell you, I have you guys beat by miles.  I had the kids cornered and scared the heck outta them with just my shadow.  They never even questioned me for stalking them like that.  
Dil: Hmmmmphhh, kids, they always show us up!

Scenario 9:

Ichy: I'm going to be taking a nap now so that you can bump into stuff.
Dil: Ichy, you sloth!  We already had a nap when we both got KO'd in that cave!

Scenario 10:

Ichy: Hey Dil, look, the Lone Dinosaur is signing autographs.
Dil: Forget about it.  Keep on moving!

« Last Edit: February 11, 2018, 01:50:38 PM by Littlefoot505 »