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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Noname on September 30, 2009, 04:14:16 PM

Title: Stupid Sign II
Post by: Noname on September 30, 2009, 04:14:16 PM
(http://airportshotelsandparking.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/stupid_signs.jpg)

It would be better not to make a sign in the first place. Really, what's the point of it?
Title: Stupid Sign II
Post by: Noname on September 30, 2009, 04:39:05 PM
The sign was made in order to fulfill the stupid safety quotas...
Title: Stupid Sign II
Post by: Petrie. on October 13, 2009, 03:26:28 PM
And I'd be the one to go touch it and see. :p
Title: Stupid Sign II
Post by: Noname on October 16, 2009, 03:01:43 AM
The edges actually look rounded from this picture... not so sharp at all.
Title: Stupid Sign II
Post by: JitteryDragon on October 16, 2009, 05:37:24 AM
I'm more interested in why there is a picture of a car crossed out in the bottom right...

Is this sign so sharp it can carve your car in half?

If so, awesome!
Title: Stupid Sign II
Post by: Noname on October 16, 2009, 03:55:34 PM
I think it means that cars and people should not touch the sign...

... lest they be cut in half.   :lol
Title: Stupid Sign II
Post by: Belmont2500 on October 16, 2009, 03:58:45 PM
it should say: Caution: this sign is actaully a razor blade any people or cars that hit it will be sliced in half.
Title: Stupid Sign II
Post by: Noname on October 16, 2009, 04:01:07 PM
Maybe it was a sign made by the redundancy corporation of America...
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: ImpracticalDino on October 08, 2019, 11:08:42 PM
Really? This sign doesn't look sharp at all to me. To prove it, I'll just place my hand on one of the corners and...

Ahhhhhhh! My hand is chopped off!!! That's it, it's suing time!

...Wait a minute. The sign warned me about this, so I can't sue them. Sh*t.
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: StardustSoldier on October 08, 2019, 11:15:42 PM
The original image is missing the best part. :P

(https://i.imgur.com/QlI6SOg.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: ImpracticalDino on October 08, 2019, 11:22:42 PM
I can only leave my condolences for the many lives that were lost everyday because the sign put the most vital piece of information in tiny print. So many cars drove into the ocean instead of crossing the bridge that was supposedly ahead of that sign. :cry
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: StardustSoldier on March 08, 2020, 03:13:38 PM
Alas, we must also mourn the loss of those who cut themselves on the sign. :cry
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 03:16:03 PM
Tell people not to touch and they will, its what humans do. :p
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: StardustSoldier on March 08, 2020, 04:17:29 PM
Heck. If it was me in front of that sign, I too would be tempted to touch it. :DD
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 04:39:11 PM
Sign: Touch me! Touch me!

*Optimus Prime grabs sign and crushes it*
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 08, 2020, 05:42:15 PM
That sign has a point guys. If it says we shouldn’t touch it, we shouldn't touch it. :P
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: StardustSoldier on March 08, 2020, 06:17:23 PM
^No pun intended, right? ;-p
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 08, 2020, 06:17:47 PM
Maybe? :Mo :lol
Title: Re: Stupid Sign II
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 06:33:41 PM
Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 08, 2020, 05:42:15 PM
That sign has a point guys. If it says we shouldn’t touch it, we shouldn't touch it. :P

But I wanna touch it!

It’s Morphin Time! Dragonzord!

My dragon shield will protect me! Aiya!

*Collides with sign*