Wish granted! A friendly, little alien in a little flying saucer does indeed land in your yard...in fact, there are two of them...no, ten...no, they're coming so fast I've lost count! They're all so excited to meet you that they take up residence in your home. In no time, this invasion, despite being born of no malicious intentions, has robbed you of all your food and personal space.
I wish it wasn't so cloudy out right now.