The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Animeboye on March 19, 2010, 07:05:10 PM

Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Animeboye on March 19, 2010, 07:05:10 PM: Imagine that your pets were given the chance to say or ask you one thing. What would they say or ask and what would your response be? You don't have to list your pets' names if you don't want to but do let us know what kind of pet you have. For example:

Sol(My first cat's name): Why do you keep petting me when I'm trying to sleep?

My response: Because you're just too cute!

Kenny(My second cat): Why do you yell at me when I want to come back in the house(He was a stray and loves being outside)?

My response: Because you're outside, meowing your head off at 2:30 in the morning and I'm trying to sleep!
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: landbeforetimelover on March 19, 2010, 09:43:32 PM: Joe would say three words...."Give Me Salad!!!" Seriously. The dog is weird. He'd rather have a salad than a steak. :rolleyes:
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: JitteryDragon on March 19, 2010, 09:48:00 PM: I had a white cockatoo that could actually talk. I bet ya can't guess what he said whenever you entered the room...

Whistler: Hello!

Jitts: Hi!

Whistler: Hello!

Jitts: Hi! Again!

Whistler: Hello!

Jitts: Goodbye! *Exits lounge room*

Whistler: ... ... ... Weeee! *Starts dancing*

It was annoying, to say the least... and I didn't even train him to do that. It's like the most stereotypical thing for a parrot (or any talking bird) to say, and boy does it get on your nerves. I do miss his presence, though. Nothing matches the awesomeness of a cockatoo that whistles and dances to HEAVY METAL!
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Duckyfan on March 19, 2010, 11:57:16 PM: Trigger (my dog he is a beagle) *sniff sniff sniff* do i smell BACON!!!!
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Animeboye on March 19, 2010, 11:59:22 PM: Quote from: Duckyfan,Mar 19 2010 on 10:57 PM
Trigger (my dog he is a beagle) *sniff sniff sniff* do i smell BACON!!!!
Reminds me of my dog. He died last year...
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Duckyfan on March 20, 2010, 12:09:18 AM: @animeboy :(
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Animeboye on March 20, 2010, 12:14:40 AM: Thanks, Duckyfan *hugs*. But hey, I don't want to make anyone sad. This is supposed to be a fun game. And you can't have fun if you're sad, right? And besides, he may not be around but at least he's not suffering anymore. And as long as I remember him, he'll always be alive, inside me.
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Duckyfan on March 20, 2010, 12:26:34 AM: true dat
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Kit12 on March 24, 2010, 12:27:09 AM: My dog would actually probably tell me that my sister is his favorite, the whole house knows it anyway, why should he hide it anymore :D
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on March 24, 2010, 02:41:35 AM: "FEED ME!!!"

Seriously, that's all they ever think about.
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: MrDrake on March 24, 2010, 03:02:02 AM: Shadow: *enters* Let's see if there's any food around....no? Oh well, I'm going back outside now *leaves*

Seriously, that's what my cat over at my mum's house is like, since we're not allowed pets here, so she must stay with my mum.
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Pangaea on April 03, 2010, 01:58:52 AM: Sasquatch (my cat): “Attack the socks! Attack the socks! Die, socks! Die! Die! Die!” :lol
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: MrDrake on April 03, 2010, 02:01:55 AM: Shadow: *is being petted, looks at me* Why are you petting me? Where is my food!?

Serious, I'm still 100% sure that's all she ever thinks about, food this and food that :lol:
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 17, 2010, 12:48:12 AM: All of my pets right now are probably like: "Where the hell did she take off to this time?! She's never been gone for more than two weeks!"
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Pangaea on June 17, 2010, 01:25:10 AM: I have no idea what he would say, but I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Sasquatch is often thinking: “Time to run down the hallway at a gazillion miles an hour and psych out that big, clumsy, fuzzy-faced, funny-looking human!” :p :lol
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Pangaea on June 29, 2010, 12:14:11 AM: Sasquatch: “Your socks are delicious! Especially when your feet are still in them!” *nom nom nom*
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: DarkHououmon on June 29, 2010, 12:27:25 AM: Cheyenne: PET ME!

Me: Later.
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Pangaea on July 19, 2010, 03:50:26 AM: Sasquatch: “Sir Edmund Furrily becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Bookshelf!”

(I can't help but wonder if he's not thinking something like this during his attempted conquests of every upraised surface in the house. :rolleyes)
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: babidikrakenguard on August 23, 2010, 01:11:40 PM: Babidi: Feed me!

(Mind you, we give her cat food.. But she wont leave us alone when we are eating!)
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Dash The Longneck on September 08, 2010, 08:08:00 AM: Skipper: (My miniature poodle mix) "Mmmmmmm cardboard" (I'm being serious he'd eat anything napkins, cardboard, plastic, DVD'S , Pencils etc.) Either that or he'd probably say "Scratch my tummy"
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Pangaea on September 14, 2010, 12:54:48 AM: What Sasquatch would have said the first time a vacuum cleaner was turned on near him: “Holy ****! What the **** is that?!”
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: MrDrake on September 14, 2010, 08:27:55 PM: It's not so much as what she says, but what she's probally thinking whenever I talk to her "Oh my God....why the hell are you talking to me?" and added to that, she just looks at me when I say it, stares sort of thing....

Oh,a nd the cat's name is Teddy....you know, like a Teddy Bear :lol:
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Drake on September 14, 2010, 09:35:24 PM: My dog, Max: Oh, my god! You guys are back! Why did you leave me alone all day?! I need to go out! I'm gonna explode! Hey, can you feed me? Why are you all going inside?! Wait for me!

My cat on the other: Oh, you're finally back? Hurry up and feed me.
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Mirumoto_Kenjiro on September 14, 2010, 11:13:30 PM: If my first pet, a goldfish, was alive, he'd say: "That old man is too easy..."

Here's the story. I feed him once every day, but he often hangs around near the top, as if he was still hungry. My father would walk by and see this, and thinks I didn't feed him, and he feeds him again. After some scolding from my dad, I finally convinced him that I fed the fish every day, and that the fish was tricking him into feeding him again... :lol
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Pangaea on April 05, 2011, 12:10:04 AM: Sasquatch (while standing on his hind legs with his front paw on the doorknob): “Hey, you! Can you turn this thing and let me out, pleeeeeze?”
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: LBTDiclonius on April 05, 2011, 05:08:26 PM: My cat, Pom-Pom: "Feed me, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!!!!"
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: Spartanguy88 on April 05, 2011, 05:22:31 PM: My cats:

Nina: Back the [CENSORED] off!

Tucker: Whatever... (goes to sleep in closet)
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: jansenov on April 06, 2011, 07:54:21 AM: My cats, Mili and Mini.

Mili, old calico cat, looking in the bowl:" That's not what I expected."

Mini, young calico cat, Mili's daughter, while looking in my eyes: "I will hypnotize you and you will open the can. Resistence is futile."
Title: If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You
Post by: oogaboo on April 06, 2011, 10:38:20 AM: Tae-Tae the cat: "Feed me!"