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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Littlefoot1616 on December 29, 2008, 07:24:03 AM

Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on December 29, 2008, 07:24:03 AM
Hey Gang!

Probably million of versions of this game but thought we'd go with an all action hero we all know. Basic gist of the game is, someone sets up a scenario regarding Chuck Norris and the next poster along has to finish the rumour of how he did it whilst boasting his awesomeness.

Example:
Poster 1: Did ya hear about Chuck Norris and the phonebooks?
Poster 2: Yeah, he ripped 20 of them in half using only his pinkies!

:lol Ya get the idea...I'll kick start it... :lol

"I heard Chuck Norris once rescued a little girl's cat from a tree..."
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: WeirdRaptor on December 29, 2008, 08:03:56 AM
He did by karate chopping the branch after weightlessly jumping from one branch to the next without stopping. The frazzled feline was relatively unhurt.

"I heard he took out the boogeyman..."
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on December 29, 2008, 12:54:07 PM
With only his stare.

Did you hear what Chuck Norris did to that guy who asked whether his real name was "Charles?"
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on December 29, 2008, 04:48:05 PM
he gave him such an evil glare that he melted into a puddle

Did ya hear when he flew that damaged plane over the Atlantic Ocean?
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: WeirdRaptor on December 29, 2008, 06:55:23 PM
He did with the power of his mind.

"I heard he once bit a bullet..."
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on December 29, 2008, 06:57:27 PM
Then he spit the bullet back at the guy who fired it.

did ya hear about the tank that broke down Chuck's fence?
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: WeirdRaptor on December 29, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
(Sorry to reply twice in a row, but I can't resist this one.)

Chuck ripped it open and made the guy inside repair his fence.

"I heard the Grim Reaper is too afraid to come for him..."
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on December 29, 2008, 07:38:51 PM
coz Death's scythe could barely shave the hair on Chuck's chin let alone kill him

I heard Chuck Norris defeated an entire guerrilla army

Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on December 29, 2008, 10:37:34 PM
...three years before he was even born.

Chuck Norris doesn't use nail clippers...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on December 30, 2008, 12:52:03 AM
'Cuz he was born with the fingernail length he's always had :p.

I heard Chuck Norris was plowed over by a semi...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: WeirdRaptor on December 31, 2008, 09:00:03 PM
But only the semi-driver needed medical attention, so Norris rushed him to hospital, on foot, in less than ten minutes, and for over 50 miles.

"I once heard Norris was caught up in a bank hold-up..."
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on January 01, 2009, 04:33:36 PM
...and the burglars have never been the same since.

If you give Chuck Norris a cookie...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Serris on January 01, 2009, 04:47:29 PM
He'll give it back to you and proceed to eat a brake disc from a semi.

I heard Chuck Norris once sent the land speed record...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: action9000 on January 01, 2009, 05:29:01 PM
peddling his bed along with his feet. :p

I watched Chuck build a snowman the other day...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 02, 2009, 12:41:02 AM
Only to smash it by tapping it on the head with his pinky :wow.

I heard Chuck Norris had to get a root canal...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Serris on January 02, 2009, 02:43:31 AM
and the dentists had to find a jackhammer.

I heard Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.

Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on January 03, 2009, 09:23:09 AM
stirring his coffee with his toes

I heard Chuck Norris learned how to fly
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 03, 2009, 10:08:45 AM
Long before the Wright Brothers figured it out.

I heard Billy Blanks challenged Chuck Norris to a fight...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 04, 2009, 01:36:58 AM
and lost just by Chuck blinking.

I heard Chuck Norris once stopped time.
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 10, 2009, 12:55:39 AM
By simply breaking the hands of time :wow.

I heard Chuck Norris competed in a watermelon seed spitting contest...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: action9000 on January 10, 2009, 02:23:56 AM
He took a bite of the sun, crunched it down to the size of a watermelon seed and spat it around the world, burning the rear ends of all his competitors. :p

What happened that time when Chuck Norris met Jackie Chan?
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 11, 2009, 12:43:43 AM
He shanghai'd Chan so bad he has nighmares about Chuck meeting him again :p.

I heard Chuck Norris met Godzilla...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Chomper on January 11, 2009, 12:50:48 AM
and that is why godzilla was such a whimp in the 1999 movie.

I heard Chuck got bit by a rattlesnake...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 11, 2009, 12:52:25 AM
And he survived by biting off the rattlesnake's head :x.

I heard Chuck Norris forgot how to put his boxers on...
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on January 12, 2009, 07:55:53 AM
he's not called a "commando" for no reason ya know!  :lol

I heard Chuck Norris planted an entire orchard of apple trees
Title: Chuck Norris Rumour Game
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on February 05, 2009, 09:52:16 PM
...and grew all the trees with one drop of sweat :blink:.

I heard King Midas gave Chuck Norris his golden touch...