The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Littlefoot1616 on December 29, 2008, 07:24:03 AM
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Hey Gang!
Probably million of versions of this game but thought we'd go with an all action hero we all know. Basic gist of the game is, someone sets up a scenario regarding Chuck Norris and the next poster along has to finish the rumour of how he did it whilst boasting his awesomeness.
Example:
Poster 1: Did ya hear about Chuck Norris and the phonebooks?
Poster 2: Yeah, he ripped 20 of them in half using only his pinkies!
:lol Ya get the idea...I'll kick start it... :lol
"I heard Chuck Norris once rescued a little girl's cat from a tree..."
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He did by karate chopping the branch after weightlessly jumping from one branch to the next without stopping. The frazzled feline was relatively unhurt.
"I heard he took out the boogeyman..."
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With only his stare.
Did you hear what Chuck Norris did to that guy who asked whether his real name was "Charles?"
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he gave him such an evil glare that he melted into a puddle
Did ya hear when he flew that damaged plane over the Atlantic Ocean?
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He did with the power of his mind.
"I heard he once bit a bullet..."
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Then he spit the bullet back at the guy who fired it.
did ya hear about the tank that broke down Chuck's fence?
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(Sorry to reply twice in a row, but I can't resist this one.)
Chuck ripped it open and made the guy inside repair his fence.
"I heard the Grim Reaper is too afraid to come for him..."
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coz Death's scythe could barely shave the hair on Chuck's chin let alone kill him
I heard Chuck Norris defeated an entire guerrilla army
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...three years before he was even born.
Chuck Norris doesn't use nail clippers...
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'Cuz he was born with the fingernail length he's always had :p.
I heard Chuck Norris was plowed over by a semi...
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But only the semi-driver needed medical attention, so Norris rushed him to hospital, on foot, in less than ten minutes, and for over 50 miles.
"I once heard Norris was caught up in a bank hold-up..."
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...and the burglars have never been the same since.
If you give Chuck Norris a cookie...
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He'll give it back to you and proceed to eat a brake disc from a semi.
I heard Chuck Norris once sent the land speed record...
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peddling his bed along with his feet. :p
I watched Chuck build a snowman the other day...
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Only to smash it by tapping it on the head with his pinky :wow.
I heard Chuck Norris had to get a root canal...
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and the dentists had to find a jackhammer.
I heard Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
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stirring his coffee with his toes
I heard Chuck Norris learned how to fly
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Long before the Wright Brothers figured it out.
I heard Billy Blanks challenged Chuck Norris to a fight...
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and lost just by Chuck blinking.
I heard Chuck Norris once stopped time.
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By simply breaking the hands of time :wow.
I heard Chuck Norris competed in a watermelon seed spitting contest...
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He took a bite of the sun, crunched it down to the size of a watermelon seed and spat it around the world, burning the rear ends of all his competitors. :p
What happened that time when Chuck Norris met Jackie Chan?
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He shanghai'd Chan so bad he has nighmares about Chuck meeting him again :p.
I heard Chuck Norris met Godzilla...
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and that is why godzilla was such a whimp in the 1999 movie.
I heard Chuck got bit by a rattlesnake...
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And he survived by biting off the rattlesnake's head :x.
I heard Chuck Norris forgot how to put his boxers on...
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he's not called a "commando" for no reason ya know! :lol
I heard Chuck Norris planted an entire orchard of apple trees
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...and grew all the trees with one drop of sweat :blink:.
I heard King Midas gave Chuck Norris his golden touch...