First reaction: HOLY !@#$ A KILLER BIRD THING, SHOO! SHOO! *Attacks with broomstick*
Second reaction:
Me: Hi Guido! Remember me?
Gui: ... Jitters the friendly dragon! Heh, how could forget? Heh heh ... ... You're still friendly, right?
Me: Nope! *Nom nom nom*
Third reaction:
Me: Come, Guido... let us fight crime together!
Gui: Uhhh...
Me: To the Dinomobile!
Gui: ... You mean the Chevy?
Me: ... ... Yes.
*Dramatic transition*
Me: Na na na na na na na na na, uh...
Gui: Microraptor.
Me: Oh right... Na na na na na na na na na, Microraptor!
Gui: Right... So uh... where's the crime?
Me: I don't think there is any.
*Moment of silence*
Gui: Oh...
*More silence*
Me: Wanna go get a beer?
Gui: Yeah, sure.
END!