What would character say?

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #60 on:** April 08, 2013, 09:16:13 PM

She'd gape at the person who told her this. Her mind would have to take a second to calmly collect itself, like a soldier who calmly reads a set of invasion plans before picking up his rifle and heading to the battlefield. And, oh tree sweets and honey, was there going to be a battlefield? Ohhhh boy. Eh heh. Eheheheh! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!... Ha... This walking fertilizer had the nerve to called me WHAT JUST NOW!?

She'd then pin the poor misinformed fellow up against a wall with her horn, growling like an angry wildcat.
"You tell this to ANYONE," she'd say, putting an emphasis on every single syllable in the word, "And I guarantee you'll see PLENTY of a horrid three horn face!"
She'd then stomp off, grumbling angrily as the patron waited for the ringing in his ears to end.

What would Spike say if he was forced to say a minimum of seven word sentence?

Ducky123 · **Reply #61 on:** April 09, 2013, 04:56:10 PM

I think he'd say nothing and eat something

That would the Gang say, when they would catch their parents doing *coughs* you know what *coughs*?

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #62 on:** April 09, 2013, 05:38:30 PM

Littlefoot: Is that our parents doing- oh god, I'm gonna be sick.
Petrie: Make them stop! Make them sto-ha-hop!
Ducky: Oh, I don't know, it kind of looks like fun.
Cera: Ducky, you're too naive to know any better, but what they're doing is NOT something kids should be doing. EVER.
Ducky: (gasps) Y-you mean-?
Littlefoot: I'm afraid so Ducky... Our parents are doing the Harlem Shuffle.
Ducky: (screams in horror)
Cera: At least they stopped hopping around like cowboys.

What would Petrie say if he was flying along casually in the sky, looked behind him, and saw a B-2 stealth bomber flying at him?

Littlefoot Fan 93 · **Reply #63 on:** April 09, 2013, 06:21:39 PM

Petrie: Me not know what that is but ut comming me way!!!

While saying thst he would get out of the way to avoid bring sucked in to the jet intakes...

What would the gang say if they were watching The Lost World: Jurassic Park?

Dosu2Dinner · **Reply #64 on:** April 20, 2013, 04:28:02 PM

Chomper: Wow, this is making me really hungry...hey, where have you guys gone???

The San Diego scene would probably also remind them heavily of Chomper's birth.

What would Shorty say if he met Pterano?

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #65 on:** April 20, 2013, 06:30:59 PM

Pterano: I'm the more interesting flawed character!
Shorty: Yeah right, I'm the more interesting flawed character, gramps!
Pterano: Listen you moody little brat, I'm a peaceful but ambitious power seeker with a haunted past and an ethical limit to the lengths I'll go to achieve what I want.
Shorty: Oooh, like I'm supposed to be impressed by a villain who believed a magic rock would solve all his problems. I'm a bullying, troubled counterpart to the main character who has to question wether he belongs in his guardian's world once he finds his biological son.
Pterano: Oh yes, how many of those have there been again? I've lost count.
Shorty: Probably because you're too incompetent to count, loser!
Pterano: Whiner!
Shorty: Failure!
Pterano: Punk!
Shorty:... TouchÈ.
Pterano:... Indeed, well played.

What would Dil say if she met the blind flier?

jansenov · **Reply #66 on:** April 20, 2013, 09:53:35 PM

"I hear something. Icky, wha' is it?"

"A flyer. Look at how's he flying! Like he's blind or something."

"Tell me when he lands."

"He's near the water now. It's time."

Icky guides Dil by jumping around towards the victim and near Swooper he kicks two rocks.

Dil comes in utter silence, smells around, then strikes.

There's some splashing, and then blood covers the water. The hunt was a success.

"Hey, something flied away! And I could have sworn something swam away too. Icky, go see what's going on."

"And to leave all the prey to you? Like that's gonna happen. Gimme my part, you bottomless sack!"

"Eat your seeds, songbird! You don't ever bring anything to this hole anyway."

What would Cera say about Dana's love problems (years have gone by, after all)?

Ducky123 · **Reply #67 on:** May 25, 2013, 10:22:08 AM

Dana runs through the Valley, tears in her eyes. Not looking what's in her way she violently crashes into her meanwhile adult cousin Cera causing her to fall on Ducky to which she just talked.
"FUCK OFF, little brat!" Cera roars being very mad.
Dana starts to cry without control.
"I should go now, yep, yep, yep! Bye Cera!" Ducky says and walks off.
"Humpff! What's the matter little crybaby?!?" Cera shouts.
"M-my friend h-h-hates m-me!" Dana sobs.
"Congrats!" Cera states, bored.
"What s-s-should I do n-now???"
"Go to the Mysterious Beyond and cry there!!!" Cera laughs.
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" Dana cries.
"And if you're up to end your life I recommend you Chomper! He does it quick and painless!"
Dana cries even harder running off.
"Hmm, I wonder whether she'll do it! She never listen to me!"

What would the Gang say if they'd see Topsy and Tria arguing badly?

MurMur · **Reply #68 on:** June 28, 2013, 12:18:39 PM

Cera: So this means that our show should be called "The Sea Before Time" now?!

What would Topsy say if he got banished from the Valley?

MurMur · **Reply #69 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:34:04 PM

EDIT: Sorry, that was to be posted in a different "What if" thread.

Disregard that one post.

Ducky123 · **Reply #70 on:** September 20, 2013, 12:44:27 PM

Topsy: "F***!!! What have I, stupid Threehorn, done?

I'm not worth to live anymore... so where's the next cliff I could jump from?"

What'd Ducky say if Petrie leaves the Valley with Pterano for a looong time?

jansenov · **Reply #71 on:** September 20, 2013, 01:42:06 PM

"Every man needs some time for himself."

What would Cera say if her family surname was Connor, and a threehorn with a stiff gait and cold eyes approaches her?

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #72 on:** November 10, 2013, 12:26:48 PM

(Terminator reference, eh?)

"S-st-st-stay away from me! You can't do this!"

If each one of the gang had to have a surgery of some sort (providing they know what a surgery is), what would each of the gang say?

rhombus · **Reply #73 on:** November 10, 2013, 07:21:32 PM

Their responses with links to appropriate images:

Littlefoot: What!?!  Are you sure that it is the only way to fix my voice problem?
What!?! Are you sure that it is the only way to fix my voice problem?

Cera: (this facial expression)

Ducky: Oh no!  I am not looking forward to this.  Nope, nope, nope.
Oh no! I am not looking forward to this. Nope, nope, nope.

Petrie: Me got to have beak fixed?  *faints*
Me got to have beak fixed? *faints*

Spike: (attempts to hide under leaves)

Ruby: If only I would have treated that leg injury in time.  Then I wouldn't need surgery, no surgery I would need!
If only I would have treated that leg injury in time. Then I wouldn't need surgery, no surgery I would need!

Chomper: Oh no!  Not my tail!  There has to be some other way than cutting into it!
Oh no! Not my tail! There has to be some other way than cutting into it!

What would the rest of the gang say if Spike suddenly began to speak fluently?

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #74 on:** November 10, 2013, 07:57:47 PM

Everyone would say the same thing: Absolutely nothing. They would be too shocked to speak themselves.

(Ducky123 had already asked the question and it was answered by Loyfe, but I hope nobody will mind me asking it again, just for fun.)

Let's say Petrie is a nest-wetter. If the gang finds out about this, what would they all say?

jansenov · **Reply #75 on:** November 11, 2013, 05:50:06 AM

"Is that extra sip of water worth hauling new branches every day, Petrie?"

What would Ducky's parents say if they found Chomper's egg in the nest because the Gang arrived before dawn and couldn't see well?

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #76 on:** November 11, 2013, 12:32:29 PM

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"Is that extra sip of water worth hauling new branches every day, Petrie?"

"What you--?...Oh no! You find out about my secret! Oh, what me do now!!" (flies away in embarassment)

Now on to the answer to your question:

"Hmm...now since when did we lay this big an egg? I don't recall this being ours...oh well. Might as well have it with us anyways."

(not knowing, of course, that this would be a sharptooth.

)

What would Littlefoot say if he is told that Ali and her herd would never visit the Great Valley again, only to find out that it is simply a lie?

Ducky123 · **Reply #77 on:** December 03, 2013, 07:12:26 PM

(to whoever has told him the lie): "You're a dead dinosaur!!!"

What would Icky say if he meets Swooper?

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #78 on:** December 30, 2013, 08:49:37 PM

"Well, well, well, fancy meeting you here. What's that I hear? You're blind? Oh, don't worry, for I will take care of that problem...right now!"

...therefore leading to a chase scene. Luckily, Swooper gets away quickly.

What would any of the gang say if they were forced to survive one of these? (Warning: volume adjustment is recommended)

rhombus · **Reply #79 on:** December 30, 2013, 08:58:17 PM

^ Thanks for the warning on adjusting the volume. Considering I currently have headphone on, that probably saved me from some pain.

Cera: "Urgh! And I thought that my father's warning call was annoying!"

Ducky: "That was scary. Yep, yep, yep!"

Petrie: "Me can't hear anything."

Ruby: "What if it wasn't a test? What if a test it wasn't?"

What would Littlefoot say if he was told that Rhett was betrothed to Ali?