Swimmer's ear.
All dark humor aside, my birthday gift was also a Christmas gift twofold...that being a sewing machine.
Though, the Monday before I went to the water park with my boyfriend (which is how I got the infection), and on my actual birthday I went to Ripley's Believe it or Not and Wax museum with my brothers, and girlfriend of one of them. I got a wax model with my hand done with "x4" written on it. It's colored turquoise and green. I thought it would look pretty until it came out looking like a ninja turtle hand XD . Should have done blue and white for a TARDIS. Don't know if I can go over the wax paint with wall paint.
My mother and I are going to get birthday massages next week. And I want to get my toes painted too. I haven't been chewing my fingernails lately, so maybe they can get some painting too. There's one upside to the worst ear infection of my life...I'm breaking a habit.