Make up a crazy lie about the person above you

Belmont2500 · **Reply #40 on:** March 05, 2019, 01:03:20 PM

TPAM can't stand Pokemon and wishes to get rid of them like that bus driver did in the advert for Pokemon Red & Blue

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2019, 05:06:40 AM

TPAM hates cats and would like to light one on fire and watch it burn not just to death but beyond recognition.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #42 on:** March 25, 2019, 02:38:25 AM

TPAM has never been to a Walmart in his life.

Anagnos · **Reply #43 on:** April 23, 2019, 12:45:23 PM

TPAM stole my pizza when I wasn't looking.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #44 on:** April 27, 2019, 08:33:14 AM

TPAM is someone who himself likes to steal people's pizzas as a hobby.

Anagnos · **Reply #45 on:** April 27, 2019, 09:41:28 AM

TPAM got me into stealing pizzas in the first place.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #46 on:** April 27, 2019, 02:13:01 PM

Hah, good one.

TPAM has previously been cryogenically frozen for 100 years.

Anagnos · **Reply #47 on:** April 27, 2019, 02:26:28 PM

Oh you...

TPAM used my credit card to purchase very weird and questionable things online for me that got me in trouble.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #48 on:** April 27, 2019, 04:54:52 PM

In fact, TPAM was in so much trouble, he got arrested.

Anagnos · **Reply #49 on:** April 28, 2019, 01:20:40 AM

TPAM then broke me out of jail that same day.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #50 on:** April 28, 2019, 08:04:57 AM

I did, because I'm a nice guy like that. But since the credit card issue is still unresolved, TPAM got arrested again the following day by a different police force.

Anagnos · **Reply #51 on:** April 28, 2019, 08:17:00 AM

TPAM then took a page from my book and got arrested for downloading LBT movies illegally.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #52 on:** April 28, 2019, 08:28:46 AM

Lol. That would be especially ironic, not to mention incredibly stupid of me, considering that I already have official copies of all the movies.

TPAM has an intense fixation with wax.

Anagnos · **Reply #53 on:** April 28, 2019, 09:31:55 AM

TPAM is an alien from whole another world who is here to collect valuable intelligence for the upcoming invasion and enslavement of mankind.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #54 on:** April 29, 2019, 08:59:01 AM

TPAM has a hidden, alternate life as a secret agent.

Anagnos · **Reply #55 on:** April 30, 2019, 03:16:16 AM

TPAM likes to ship Ali & Rhett together.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #56 on:** April 30, 2019, 10:46:47 PM

That one actually doesn't sound too far off. It doesn't apply to me specifically, but it's not that much of a stretch either considering some of the Discord conversations we've had.

TPAM owns 17 cats.

Anagnos · **Reply #57 on:** May 02, 2019, 04:15:04 AM

I do not! I own like... 18.

TPAM despises Christmas. He becomes Mr. Grinch during the holiday.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #58 on:** May 03, 2019, 06:47:00 PM

Conversely, TPAM has a deep-rooted obsession with St. Patrick's Day.

Anagnos · **Reply #59 on:** May 04, 2019, 03:08:15 AM

TPAM claims to live in Canada, even though he is my neighbor.