The Corrupt a Wish Game.

jansenov · **Reply #1320 on:** January 15, 2012, 02:45:16 PM

Granted, but you can use them only every sixth Thursday in a month.

I wish I had a pile of euros.

LBTLover1 · **Reply #1321 on:** January 15, 2012, 03:46:25 PM

Granted, but there are from 67b.c.

I wish for a perfect SAT and ACT score.

Serris · **Reply #1322 on:** January 15, 2012, 09:44:25 PM

Granted but your GPA drops to a 1.5.

I wish for a season of MLP:FiM to be as dark and as gritty as Batman Beyond complete with high octane chase sequences through high tech, dirty cityscapes. All set to a raw industrial rock soundtrack.

Dr. Curzon · **Reply #1323 on:** April 11, 2012, 09:16:24 AM

Granted, but what you said was too complicated for the wishmaker. You end up getting nothing.

I wish I can go back to being a 7 year old forever.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1324 on:** April 11, 2012, 09:39:21 AM

Granted, but because you are a seven-year-old forever, you are forced to repeat the same grade in school forever. On top of that, you will be bullied by older kids forever. You will have the same classes forever and you will have the same teachers forever. Oh, and the teacher seriously hates you and bullies you everyday, but the school does nothing about it because they hate you too.

I wish I didn't have to deal with this root canal that I have.

vonboy · **Reply #1325 on:** April 11, 2012, 11:36:44 AM

Wish granted. All your teecth have fallen out, and now you have to wear dentures. Are ya happy?

I wish Chomper was actually my pet.

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1326 on:** April 11, 2012, 02:13:30 PM

Granted, but he eventually grows up and goes on a rampage throughout the town.

I wish I could meet George Washington.

Serris · **Reply #1327 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:42:36 AM

Granted but he mistakes you for a redcoat.

I wish season three of MLP:FiM was a dark, cyberpunk show along the lines of Batman Beyond, complete with a raw industrial rock soundtrack.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1328 on:** April 30, 2012, 09:14:21 AM

Granted, but the storyline is so bad that even the fans hate it, thus making Season 3 the biggest tragedy of the franchise and ruining the show's and studio's reputation for all of time.

I wish that the LBT haters never existed.

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1329 on:** April 30, 2012, 01:37:36 PM

Granted, but now they've all migrated over to (insert whatever series you're in love with here).

I wish I could solve world hunger.

MrDrake · **Reply #1330 on:** April 30, 2012, 06:00:14 PM

Granted, but it then turns everyone into cannibals instead.

I wish I was a cyborg

Blais_13 · **Reply #1331 on:** May 01, 2012, 04:03:35 AM

Garanted,but your mechanical limbs won't be waterproof,and you will fall into the Marianna Trench.There,you won't be able to move,becose only your brain and mind will work.So,you will be prisoned forever in your own body in the deepest place of the world.

I wish i could have a space ship,which is able to open wormholes.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #1332 on:** May 01, 2012, 04:22:29 AM

Granted, but then it gets stolen by me! Muhahahahaha!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Dr. Curzon · **Reply #1333 on:** May 01, 2012, 05:21:04 AM

Granted, but whatever ou want to wish for you can't get anymore.

I wish that there were 26 hours in a day.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1334 on:** May 01, 2012, 08:51:15 AM

Granted, but now a whole month is gone due to the balance needed to make a year happen.

I wish to be able to shoot myself without killing myself.

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1335 on:** May 01, 2012, 11:34:18 AM

Granted, but you'll be noticed by a lot of people and the government brings you into a lab for testing.

I wish I had a muffin button.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #1336 on:** May 01, 2012, 04:30:24 PM

Granted, but it's made from Dash.

I wish I could finish my paper.

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1337 on:** May 01, 2012, 09:16:58 PM

Granted, but it falls off the table and into the paper shredder... and it's the only copy you'll ever have.

I wish I was a Super Saiyan.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #1338 on:** May 02, 2012, 03:56:17 PM

Granted... here's a blonde wig and an orange jumpsuit. Hope you can make "wooshing" noises as you run around with your arms in front of you.

I wish I lived on a tropical island

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #1339 on:** May 02, 2012, 08:20:35 PM

Granted... oh look over there. It's a hatch that reads "Dharma Initiative"! Have fun figuring out the million mysteries and unanswered plot-holes. Watch out for the Smoke Monster!

I wish I had my own soda machine.