Ah, Twilight, such a sweet story that teaches girls such great values as:
Remember girls, as long as you really love him, it's okay to let him stop you from visiting friends, break into your house at night, hurt you when you sleep together, get married at a young age, and have a child less than a year after marriage. And, if you really want to show your love, the best way is to cut off all your relationships with everyone but him! Let him run your life! After all, you're just a girl! You are only defined by your man and your relationship with him. Girls have no value outside of that. All those brilliant women in history who were single or still had a level of control over their own lives while married: Bitches who overstep their bounds.
It's acceptable, even admirable, for men to fall in love with a small child. And yes, the only thing you should be disturbed about is that he gave her a nickname after the Lochness Monster. Yeah, that's the most of your worries at this point.
If a woman doesn't want to be married and have kids, then there's something desperately wrong with her. See above why.
You'll be happier dead than without your boyfriend. Yes, because no one has ever successfully wrestled with those feelings when in love in High School before and since then got over it. After all, its not just a High School crush, which everyone got over after all was said and done. It's perfectly okay to not get a grip on your life. You need to keep pining after that first love and lost.
Oh, and if you have to beg for love: it's totally real.
It's entirely okay, if not recommended, to establish romantic relationships entirely on personal appearances. After all, who needs a sensative, caring, and compassionate guy like Jacob who looked after you after Edward left you high and dry when latter sparkles and stares vacantly.
Abuse is ok as long as he is hot! Should your father take issue with it he's just being a square...even if he's had to nearly mobilize a city wide search for your near corpse after you idiotically got lost in the woods looking for said emotionally abusive boyfriend.
What's wrong with marrying young? Well, nothing, actually, and its perfectly fine to do in all situations! After all, who needs maturity and decent full time independent financial support, anyway?
Women have no choice in their relationships. Once a guy has singled you out as his, there is no escape. You are his. There is no equal partnership here. He is in charge of the household. Period.