The Horned King and Creeper 1

babidikrakenguard · **on:** February 28, 2010, 04:02:34 PM

Heh, wonder how many captions THIS will snag..

sorry about the quality.

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Horned King: That's it! The party is over.. OUT!

Kor · **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2010, 04:20:00 PM

"Pillagers to the left. Raving mobs to your second right..."

Ptyra · **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:06:04 PM

*Death March*
Creeper: (thinking) The Horned King is taking that seriously.

OOT: Guuurrrgiii

At least he doesn't die in the books.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:10:52 PM

Horned King: "No! Bad demonic undead abominations of the Erdritch depths of the Underworld! No! You do not do that on the carpet! You go outside if you're going to behave like that!"

Creeper: "Aren't you being a little too rough on them?"

Horned King: "Honey, you have to firm with them."

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2010, 01:48:43 PM

Horned King: Alright, you are all grounded! No more knawing on your swords!

Creeper(Thinking): He's always scary when he's mad like this..

Almaron · **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2010, 01:56:04 AM

Horned King: Arise, my minions, and prepare for your first mighty task of ultimate evil: The cleaning out of my bedroom!
Creeper: Yes! Ye...wait, what?

Noname · **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2010, 02:18:14 AM

Go, my minions! Attack until they remake this film with better animation and storyline, or else a live-action version starring Johnny Depp!

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2010, 06:14:20 AM

Horned King: WHHHATT?! What do you mean the store was closed?! I don't care how long it takes you! Search every village! Get out there and do not return without my Coco Pops!

Kor · **Reply #8 on:** March 03, 2010, 06:33:10 AM

Little guy in back on stairs thinking: "Gosh, he looks scarier in person then on his post cards."

Nick22 · **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:19:04 AM

what do you mean they blew up the DEath star.. wait wrong film..

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2010, 03:29:23 PM

Horned King: It's incredible! Sixteen years and not a trace of her! She couldn't have vanished into thin air! Are you sure you searched everywhere?

Cauldron Born: Yeah, everywhere! We all did!

Horned King: And what about the towns? The forests? The mountains?

Creeper: Um, sire.. Wrong movie!

Ptyra · **Reply #11 on:** March 04, 2010, 08:10:01 PM

^ Unless they're looking for Elionwy =P

Horned King: FIRST PRYDAIN! THEN THE WOOORRRLD!
Creeper: ...Fictional Hitler of a fictional world ahoy.

Pangaea · **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2010, 10:08:28 PM

Horned King: “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”

Pangaea · **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2010, 05:10:00 PM

Horned King: “You worthless festering piles of animated vulture vomit! Get out there and fetch me a PROPER brain for my creation!”

Creeper: “Um, your highness . . . You have control of the most powerful magical artifact in existence, and an invincible undead army at your command. Why do you need to create your own monster to take over the world?”

Horned King: “Silence, feeble-minded deformed bullfrog minion! I will not have my methods questioned! Now fetch me coffee!”

Creeper:

Pangaea · **Reply #14 on:** July 06, 2010, 12:41:33 AM

Horned King: “Oh, for Hell’s sake! You lot smell worse than an ogre’s armpit! Go take a shower, all of you!”

Creeper: “Yeah, and put on some deodorant, ya skeletal stinkers!”

Horned King (to Creeper): “And you go with them! You smell even worse than they do!”

Creeper: :blink:

Pangaea · **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2010, 12:59:49 AM

”Horned King: “What is this?! Out! Out, all of you! What did I say about throwing wild parties while I'm gone?!”

Ptyra · **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2010, 05:06:59 PM

Go tell the people at the make-up station to MAKE CREEPER MATCH THE COLOR PALLET!

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2010, 05:22:24 PM

The Horned King(With General Woundwort Voice): Go forth, my Efrafen warriors! Go forth to Watership Down and destroy all that you encounter!

Creeper: Sire, have you been watching the Watership Down series?

(Yes, i am watching the Watership Down series.. The Horned King/John Hurt sounds quite different as Woundwort! He also sounded different as Hazel in the movie..)

Pangaea · **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2010, 11:57:48 PM

Horned King: “You useless corpses! If you fail me again, you will face the ultimate punishment…I will make you all brush your teeth with Creeper’s toothbrush!”

Creeper: “Hey!”