The Horned King caption 5

babidikrakenguard · **on:** June 26, 2010, 01:27:22 PM

Promised you another caption last night and here's the picture.

Yeah, sure if you pause the movie at the right moment you might see the characters making funny faces or have more then two eyes (You'll see in the next Caption even though it's not from the Black Cauldron) but this one was just luck! :blink:

Pangaea · **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2010, 09:02:42 PM

The Horned King was on the cusp of perfecting his evil laugh . . . when a fly flew down his throat.

Kor · **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2010, 11:07:13 PM

"Phew, this is one stinky spell."

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #3 on:** June 27, 2010, 05:33:45 PM

Hairballs! Everyone get's them.. Even Horned Kings.

Pangaea · **Reply #4 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:41:25 PM

The Horned King regrets volunteering as the MythBusters’ test subject for the “death by flatulence” myth.

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #5 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:55:25 PM

Jeez, that reminds me of one of the new potions on Pirates of the Caribbean Online. The "Flatulence Fizz"

If there's one thing the Horned King fears the most, it's teletubbies!

(Fair thee well, Dignity

)

Pangaea · **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2010, 11:41:27 PM

^ It's an actual myth the MythBusters tested (in the episode “Franklin’s Kite”), concerning the alleged story of a man who ate too much cabbage and beans, went to sleep in a small, unventilated room, and . . . well, you get the idea.

Basically they tested the myth by piping the individual components of flatus into a chamber, and at one point they decided to put a subject inside to see if it affected them…

The Horned King decides that, despite his love and mastery of torture, shock, and unspeakable terror, rollercoasters just aren’t his thing.

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Ptyra · **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2010, 05:25:48 PM

The Horned King wonders why his hoard is jumping into the Black Cauldron. Then Creeper introduced him to his ladyfriend. He understood why his hoard was jumping into the cauldron.

Pangaea · **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2010, 10:55:22 PM

When the Horned King snarls, ogres and dragons tremble with fear. When the Horned King yells, the Devil himself cowers. But when the Horned King sings opera, EVERYONE runs for the hills.

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2010, 09:46:16 PM

When the Horned King is prepairing himself for sneezing, it's best that everyone steer clear..

Pangaea · **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2010, 12:20:13 AM

^

“Oh noes! The green wind! It’s coming for me! Halp!” D:

Pangaea · **Reply #11 on:** July 07, 2010, 08:14:14 PM

The Horned King’s attempt to sing “Happy Birthday” to babidikrakenguard does not go over well.

Ptyra · **Reply #12 on:** July 07, 2010, 09:51:08 PM

Never show the Horned King the two sequels to the Brave Little Toaster.

Oh aaaaahhhhhhh, when I need to remember!

Mirumoto_Kenjiro · **Reply #13 on:** July 07, 2010, 10:17:53 PM

What scared the Horned King the most? The critics!

Pangaea · **Reply #14 on:** July 07, 2010, 11:22:23 PM

“ACK! Darth Vader, you stay out of this movie! I'm the big bad around here! Now turn off that force magic stuff of yours and let me go!”

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:34:46 AM

Horned King: "IllswallowyoursoulI'llswallowyoursoulIllswallowyoursoul!"

Ash: "Swallow this." *Bang*

Pangaea · **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2010, 04:05:03 AM

The Horned King was the very image of unmitigated horror and malevolence . . . until he slipped on a banana peel in front of his entire horde.

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2010, 05:59:28 PM

Quote from: Pangaea,Jul 7 2010 on 07:14 PM

The Horned King’s attempt to sing “Happy Birthday” to babidikrakenguard does not go over well.

I got sick last night, but that just brightened my mood.

...But babidikrakenguard forgave him, knowing that it's always the thought that counts. And so, she wanted to give the Horned King a hug as thanks. However, the Horned King was not inclined to recieve any huggings..

Ptyra · **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2010, 10:58:16 PM

Quote from: Pangaea,Jul 8 2010 on 02:05 AM

The Horned King was the very image of unmitigated horror and malevolence . . . until he slipped on a banana peel in front of his entire horde.

Weeeeee!

"You morons! You brought the wrong pig again! First you brought that one with the spider, then the one who herds sheep, THEN the one with the weasel friends (which was very delicious), and NOW you bring me a Loony Toon!?"
Tsk, tsk, tsk. So many pigs, so little time. For starters, they should look for girl pigs.

Pangaea · **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2010, 12:41:35 AM

Quote from: babidikrakenguard,Jul 8 2010 on 04:59 PM

I got sick last night, but that just brightened my mood.

You're very welcome.

Did you see your star day thread as well?

“GAAAAACK! For the love of Satan, somebody open a window! What genius decided to use the cauldron to make soup?!”