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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: lbt/cty_lover on June 28, 2009, 10:29:33 AM

Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 28, 2009, 10:29:33 AM
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh23/cty_lover/photo-10.jpg)

Caption away!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Pangaea on June 28, 2009, 11:52:49 AM
Cera: BUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
:lol
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Kit12 on June 29, 2009, 01:14:35 AM
Cera: With a bit more training, I'll be able to show Hyp just how many rocks I can fit in my mouth! (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=5775) Then I'll be better than him at just one more thing!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on June 29, 2009, 02:42:39 AM
Cera: I'll show them all...I'll breath fire...and then I'll RULE THE VALLEY!!!!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 29, 2009, 03:26:06 AM
*Cera goes to scream, but then a big smelly fart slips out*

Cera: "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Mr. Threehorn (somewhere in the valley): "Sounds like Cera forgot to take her Beano again."
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Lain_EX on June 30, 2009, 04:50:08 PM
Cera: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAYZOR!!! *opens mouth wide*

...

*nothing happens*
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Kor on June 30, 2009, 07:47:33 PM
Ducky offscreen thinking: "I do not know why some call my kind big mouths.  Cera's is much larger then mine, it is, it is."
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 30, 2009, 10:49:26 PM
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DISCLAIMER: May talk back!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Pangaea on July 01, 2009, 02:19:11 AM
Triceratops has been added to the list of dinosaurs (which already includes Apatosaurus (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=5096) and Saurolophus (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=1440)) known to possess distendable, snakelike jaws; possibly an adaptation for ingesting large quantities of food, or maybe just for yelling real loud. :p
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: kjeldo on July 13, 2009, 09:49:42 AM
if kirby can suck up enemies, why not cera?
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: LBTFan13 on July 13, 2009, 10:57:48 AM
SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Amaranthine on July 21, 2009, 11:18:48 PM
Cera: I WANT MY CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!



Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: raga on July 21, 2009, 11:27:18 PM
Four words, I WILL EAT YOU
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on July 22, 2009, 01:29:12 AM
Quote from: Rat_lady7,Jul 21 2009 on  10:18 PM
Cera: I WANT MY CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
What gives me the feeling you've been watching SpongeBob :lol?

*Director comes in to wake up the dinos from their nap and flips the light on*

Cera: "TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!!!!"
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Noname on July 22, 2009, 01:35:17 AM
Cera dislocates her jaw to eat more food in less time...
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Pangaea on July 22, 2009, 03:06:43 AM
Cera (steps on something): YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
(In the Secret Caverns, the scream wakes Chomper and Ruby.)
Ruby: Chomper, I told you it was a bad idea to just leave your lost teeth lying around the Great Valley!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Kor on July 22, 2009, 03:57:29 AM
Cera: "See, we threehorns are the best at everything.  I can even open my mouth wider then any swimmer."
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Noname on July 22, 2009, 08:54:18 AM
Cera yells loud enough to get her father and Tria to notice her...
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Lillefot on July 22, 2009, 05:37:46 PM
Quote from: LBTFan13,Jul 13 2009 on  09:57 AM
SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
Just what I had in mind!  :lol
Cheers to that!

Cera: REBEEELLLL YEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!!!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Noname on July 26, 2009, 12:47:33 PM
Cera discovers PMS...
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: WeirdRaptor on July 27, 2009, 03:36:17 PM
Cera: "Get in my belly!"
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 27, 2009, 03:41:16 PM
Cera: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
.
.
.
Cera: Dang it! It's not funny without the funny lazor phrase.
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on July 30, 2009, 12:55:25 AM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Amaranthine on July 31, 2009, 01:35:07 AM
Cera singing Time to say Goodbye, the heavy metal version.
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Noname on July 31, 2009, 01:46:43 AM
I AM SPARTACUS!!

or...

THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 31, 2009, 07:58:29 PM
Quote from: LettuceBacon&Tomato,Jul 29 2009 on  11:55 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!
Wow. That is both hilarious and nerdy.

Cera: Okay, time to check my email. Ooh, it looks like Littlefoot sent me another YouTube link. I hope it's not ANOTHER Rick-roll.

<10 seconds later>

Cera: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Noname on July 31, 2009, 09:39:09 PM
Cera: I am very resistant to pain! Threehorns are-

(stubs her toe on a pebble)

Cera: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Topsy: (in the distance) Another stubbed toe? That the third this week!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Amaranthine on August 07, 2009, 11:23:31 PM
Quote from: Lain_EX,Jun 30 2009 on  12:50 PM
Cera: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAYZOR!!! *opens mouth wide*

...

*nothing happens*
xD I love that.

Cera appears before Ducky.

Ducky: :wow WOW!
Cera: Hello mortal!
Ducky: Who are you?
Cera: I am Cera, the three horn genie. You are now my master and I will grant you three wishes.
Ducky: Wow! Is that true are you going to grant me three wishes?
Cera: No.
Ducky:....
Cera: My real purpose is to FIRE MY LAZOR!!!!!
*opens mouth and makes a scary roar that makes Ducky run away*
Cera: Darn...it worked for those guys in the lazor collection vids...:p


Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: brekclub85 on August 18, 2009, 08:51:20 PM
Cera is trying to imitate the popular internet meme.
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on August 18, 2009, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: brekclub85,Aug 18 2009 on  07:51 PM
Cera is trying to imitate the popular internet meme.
You're gonna have to tell me what meme that is.

Cera: YAWN!
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: brekclub85 on August 18, 2009, 10:18:18 PM
Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,Aug 18 2009 on  08:58 PM
Quote from: brekclub85,Aug 18 2009 on  07:51 PM
Cera is trying to imitate the popular internet meme.
You're gonna have to tell me what meme that is.

Cera: YAWN!
That one with the big mouth that fires that blue laser.
Title: Big Mouth Cera!
Post by: Noname on August 19, 2009, 04:14:25 AM
Cera practices her "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" for when something really bad happens.