Elsie: "Girls and boys. My name is Elsie. I will be your captain this afternoon. This swimming-longneck is designated as "non-eating". For those of you who have the "Swim fast through Big Water" program, you'll be earning a hundred free treestars this afternoon. If you have a seasickness then, please, spue to the water on your right and left. In case of vomiting on me you will be put on swimming-longnecks "black list". And now enjoy your trip."
Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.