The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: rhombus on January 08, 2014, 10:12:28 PM

Title: Abandon all hope
Post by: rhombus on January 08, 2014, 10:12:28 PM
(https://s20.postimg.cc/razel9dsd/1291194970281277191_zps79ec4a07.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Abandon all hope
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on January 09, 2014, 12:23:00 AM
"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you!"
Title: Abandon all hope
Post by: Kor on January 09, 2014, 01:04:45 AM
Teleport or beaming only zone.
Title: Abandon all hope
Post by: WeirdRaptor on January 10, 2014, 03:42:43 PM
A simple "Road construction work ahead. All ways blocked off. Detour where directed," sign wouldn't have been sufficient?
Title: Abandon all hope
Post by: Ptyra on January 10, 2014, 06:46:42 PM
The villagers had to ensure that no one would come to the Haunted Castle, not after Van Hellsing and those meddling kids.
Title: Abandon all hope
Post by: Littlefoot505 on January 21, 2018, 11:40:21 PM
I could totally see that happening in New Mexico!
Title: Abandon all hope
Post by: Sneak on January 22, 2018, 04:39:10 AM
Sharptooth's lair. You would not want to enter here, nope nope nope.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on November 09, 2019, 07:08:47 PM
I just thought of something...

It says you can't go forward, but you also can't go backwards. Based on logic, the two forces opposing each other should cancel out, and therefore it should be okay to proceed forward or backwards, right? ::)

Eh, I tried to sound smart. :slap
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on November 09, 2019, 08:49:04 PM
Hmm. Perhaps the solution to this puzzle is to find a way to go in the up direction.

It says you can't go forward, but you also can't go backwards. Based on logic, the two forces opposing each other should cancel out, and therefore it should be okay to proceed forward or backwards, right? ::)

Eh, I tried to sound smart. :slap

You did fine. And that's not just me trying to butt (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=15934.msg464205#msg464205)er you up.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on November 09, 2019, 09:08:17 PM
Hmm. Perhaps the solution to this puzzle is to find a way to go in the up direction.

Perhaps you are on to something there. Flyers like Petrie can do that just fine. Oh, and apparently Cera as well since she can fly (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=13179.0) too.

Wait, so can (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=11895.msg490924#msg490924http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=11895.msg490924#msg490924) Littlefoot! WHAT?

You did fine. And that's not just me trying to butt (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=15934.msg464205#msg464205)er you up.

You know, sometimes you really make me abandon all hope as well. :rolleye
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on November 09, 2019, 09:35:14 PM
Did you know that I love to make corny puns? Well, you know now. :P
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: OwlsCantRead on November 09, 2019, 09:36:33 PM
Hmm. Perhaps the solution to this puzzle is to find a way to go in the up direction.
What about grabbing a shovel and going down instead?

Did you know that I love to make corny puns? Well, you know now. :P
The real reason you suggested up was so the poor sap at the crossroads can see the swirling stars in your username at night using a fraction of their power.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on November 09, 2019, 09:49:23 PM
Did you know that I love to make corny puns? Well, you know now. :P

Oh trust me, I do know. It doesn't make the puns less irritating though. :lol
Also, I thought you would reference the fact that I make puns as well.

My most recent example...

^Don’t be fooled however. Her attacks can really hurt like hail. So don’t get on Snowy’s cloudy side. :p

Double the trouble! :p

Quote from: OwlsCantRead
What about grabbing a shovel and going down instead?

Hmm...the crossed out down arrow could also be interpreted as not being allowed to go down underground, so I can't be too sure about that.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Sneak on November 10, 2019, 03:21:59 PM
Just fly, fools!
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on November 11, 2019, 02:49:55 AM
Did you know that I love to make corny puns? Well, you know now. :P
The real reason you suggested up was so the poor sap at the crossroads can see the swirling stars in your username at night using a fraction of their power.
You could say that I'm the star of this thread. :P
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on November 11, 2019, 07:04:52 PM
You could say that I'm the star of this thread. :P

I’m done. See those stars up in the night sky that represents all of our ancestors? Another one will appear momentarily. :p
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on November 12, 2019, 02:33:22 AM
So, in other words, I'll be seeing stars?

...

*quickly leaves the room*
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on November 12, 2019, 03:53:51 PM
So, in other words, I'll be seeing stars?

...

*quickly leaves the room*

*ends up in the intersection with the stop sign where all ways of proceeding are forbidden*

You brought this upon yourself StardustSoldier, and now you must uphold the consequences. I’m sorry that I couldn’t stop you in time. :p
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on November 13, 2019, 10:21:53 AM
Dang. Looks like I won't be able to get my LBT drawing done after all, since I can't go anywhere and my sketchbook is all the way back home. :P
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on November 14, 2019, 08:42:34 PM
I’m proud of you. You defied all laws of physics and got your sketchbook in order to finish your LBT drawing. Good job! Now, I’m off to give you my thoughts on it soon. :)

Edit: Done!
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on January 07, 2020, 02:25:56 PM
We have a problem though. I'm still stuck in the intersection.
:opetrie
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on January 11, 2020, 09:16:41 PM
We have a problem though. I'm still stuck in the intersection.
:opetrie

Hmm...the consequences shouldn't be too severe for such a small offense like defying the traffic signs, right? Unless there are hidden snipers hiding behind the trees, ready to shoot anyone that tries to go beyond the intersection, you should be fine. :)
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on January 20, 2020, 11:10:08 AM
See, and I was under the impression that I physically would not be able move out from my current position. I guess I could give it a try though and see what happens...
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on January 20, 2020, 12:31:27 PM
See, and I was under the impression that I physically would not be able move out from my current position. I guess I could give it a try though and see what happens...

Uh...congratulations! The police never thought you could escape with the constant torrent of agony raining down upon you because of your stomach flu, so they left you alone. Now you’re a free man. :)

I won’t suggest going back ever again though. ;)
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on March 08, 2020, 05:38:20 PM
You did fine. And that's not just me trying to butt (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=15934.msg464205#msg464205)er you up.

You know, sometimes you really make me abandon all hope as well. :rolleye

Do I still make you abandon hope with my terrible puns? :p
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 08, 2020, 05:44:58 PM
You did fine. And that's not just me trying to butt (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=15934.msg464205#msg464205)er you up.

You know, sometimes you really make me abandon all hope as well. :rolleye

Do I still make you abandon hope with my terrible puns? :p

I would say yes, but then again I’d be a hypocrite because I now want to do puns to make everyone else abandon all hope. :p
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on March 08, 2020, 06:29:19 PM
Haha, that reminds me of my brother. He used to find my puns annoying. But now he makes them too. I brought him down to my level.
:Mo
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 06:35:16 PM
The only option is diagnal: ↗️↙️↖️↘️

Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 08, 2020, 06:38:43 PM
The only option is diagnal: ↗️↙️↖️↘️

Lol, I have actually never thought of that before! 200 IQ move right there! :)littlefoot
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 06:43:22 PM
The only option is diagnal: ↗️↙️↖️↘️

Lol, I have actually never thought of that before! 200 IQ move right there! :)littlefoot

You do me great honor. *Bows*

Another option is to fly:

(https://image.winudf.com/v2/image/Y29tLmRpYW1vbmRvbmUucHBwX3NjcmVlbl83X2thOTE2ajhi/screen-7.jpg?fakeurl=1&type=.jpg)
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on April 21, 2020, 02:19:42 AM
The plot of Back to the Future Part IV has been revealed. :o
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Anagnos on April 21, 2020, 10:44:07 AM
And thus they went too far back... to the age of the Dinosaurs and got themselves eaten alive by hungry predators. No more sequels! :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 22, 2020, 05:39:06 PM
There's no reason to abandon all hope if there wasn't any to begin with. :P
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Enchanted-Valley96 on April 23, 2020, 02:00:22 PM
No sign of moving.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 20, 2020, 10:12:06 PM
.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: chomper94 on July 31, 2021, 01:28:22 PM
Wait…so I can’t go anywhere?

(https://i.imgur.com/4S9ACQL_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Sneak on July 31, 2021, 04:39:46 PM
answer: teleportation!
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: chomper94 on August 01, 2021, 09:09:29 AM
answer: teleportation!

But, my profile picture is a dinosaur, I won’t be able to teleport!  Guess you’ll have to teleport without me, I’ll just stay here…
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Sneak on August 01, 2021, 11:43:47 AM
answer: teleportation!

But, my profile picture is a dinosaur, I won’t be able to teleport!  Guess you’ll have to teleport without me, I’ll just stay here…
I told you before - you should have chosen LBT1 Sharptooth! He can teleport!
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: chomper94 on August 01, 2021, 02:09:05 PM
I told you before - you should have chosen LBT1 Sharptooth! He can teleport!

(https://i.imgflip.com/1h5zln.jpg)

I…guess you’re right…
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on August 02, 2021, 04:50:56 PM
Another option is straight down, but that leads to the earth’s core. :D
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Sneak on August 02, 2021, 06:18:16 PM
Another option is straight down, but that leads to the earth’s core. :D
I think "back/down" arrow here has a double function. :D
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on August 03, 2021, 01:36:28 AM
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/fr/cp0/e15/q65/231009965_349144140034082_502160261994178973_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=IkY73hmk2FEAX_85GCN&tn=hjHmWW9HJOPHPAZc&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=de73df31b2bdd87559a25f8ca721ea31&oe=610CD055)
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: pokeplayer984 on August 06, 2021, 04:32:12 PM
Here's my solution.

*takes out chainsaw* *cuts down sign*

There!  Now it's no longer a hinderance.  Oh, and if I'm arrested, I'll explain why it was necessary to do that.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on August 06, 2021, 10:13:26 PM
Here's my solution.

*takes out chainsaw* *cuts down sign*

There!  Now it's no longer a hinderance.  Oh, and if I'm arrested, I'll explain why it was necessary to do that.

A very unique and clever solution. Well done.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Sneak on August 07, 2021, 12:34:47 PM
awesome solution! :D
Or just eat it! That's what Chomper would do! He loves to eat some stupid signs, like photobucket's.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: chomper94 on August 07, 2021, 05:51:10 PM
awesome solution! :D
Or just eat it! That's what Chomper would do! He loves to eat some stupid signs, like photobucket's.

Perfect idea, just don’t forget to bring Spike with you.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on August 07, 2021, 07:43:31 PM
Yes, Spike would get rid of it if you draped it in green food.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 17, 2021, 04:29:18 PM
answer: teleportation!

But, my profile picture is a dinosaur, I won’t be able to teleport!  Guess you’ll have to teleport without me, I’ll just stay here…

Don't worry. At least you'll have me to keep you company. :)

After all, I've been stuck here ever since @ImpracticalDino put me here way back in November 2019...
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: Enchanted-Valley96 on September 11, 2021, 08:13:02 PM
I thank I might need a shovel to get past since every direction walking is void.
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 17, 2021, 11:37:46 AM
All hope is lost! :lfsadface

Unless Rainbowfaces help laser blast the signs away? :chompysmile :rainbowwave
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 17, 2021, 05:27:48 PM
Oh, so it seems you're trapped with me here too then. :o :P
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: chomper94 on September 17, 2021, 08:20:00 PM
Don’t forget me, I’m here too…I guess… :neutral
Title: Re: Abandon all hope
Post by: StardustSoldier on October 24, 2021, 03:29:17 PM
At least you're in good company. :P