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Stupid Sign III

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Apparently they will charge the dead guy, or his estate, $200.


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And they would have become bankrupt, if not for the fact that a week later a group of billionaire zombies walked into the fence. I guess those are the perks of living next to a Nuclear Power Plant.


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I guess they take the money out of your cold, dead hands... literally!


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Proof that being dead will not save one from having to follow the law. Man, that would like one final insult to injury on your way out.
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I guess there really IS a death tax...


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you better be warned! god is gonna get it!


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Dying is not only bad for your health, it is also very expensive...


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Quote from: Noname,Sep 30 2009 on  03:38 PM
I guess they take the money out of your cold, dead hands... literally!
Now that's a winner!  :DD

Only two things guaranteed in life--death and taxes.  This just proves it.  :exactly


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death taxes and sleazy pols.
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The sign keeps people away because it plays to people's two greatest fears, death and losing money... which one is the greater fear is yet to be determined.  :blink:


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Well... at least it's not an instant $200 fine...


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Quote from: JitteryDragon,Oct 16 2009 on  02:12 AM
Well... at least it's not an instant $200 fine...
Yup, they collect if from you AFTER you die, not before.  :lol


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After the guy dies ignoring the sign:

Officer A: Ok, that’ll be $200.

Officer B: Uh, sir?  He’s dead…how can he give the $200?

(beat)

Officer A: Ok, just bring him back to life, then ask for the $200, then we make him die for real.

Officer B: Yes sir!


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Evidently, these people behind the sign are masters at pickpocketing corpses. :p
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