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on: September 30, 2009, 04:19:56 PM


Apparently they will charge the dead guy, or his estate, $200.

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Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 04:37:42 PM
And they would have become bankrupt, if not for the fact that a week later a group of billionaire zombies walked into the fence. I guess those are the perks of living next to a Nuclear Power Plant.

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Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
I guess they take the money out of your cold, dead hands... literally!

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Reply #3 on: October 03, 2009, 08:50:43 PM
Proof that being dead will not save one from having to follow the law. Man, that would like one final insult to injury on your way out.
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Reply #4 on: October 04, 2009, 02:12:27 AM
I guess there really IS a death tax...

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Reply #5 on: October 04, 2009, 12:14:30 PM
you better be warned! god is gonna get it!

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Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 08:31:24 PM
Dying is not only bad for your health, it is also very expensive...

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Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 03:27:56 PM
Quote from: Noname,Sep 30 2009 on  03:38 PM
I guess they take the money out of your cold, dead hands... literally!
Now that's a winner!  :DD

Only two things guaranteed in life--death and taxes.  This just proves it.  :exactly

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Reply #8 on: October 16, 2009, 01:00:35 AM
death taxes and sleazy pols.
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Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 03:01:06 AM
The sign keeps people away because it plays to people's two greatest fears, death and losing money... which one is the greater fear is yet to be determined.  :blink:

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Reply #10 on: October 16, 2009, 03:12:12 AM
Well... at least it's not an instant $200 fine...

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Reply #11 on: October 16, 2009, 03:13:12 AM
Quote from: JitteryDragon,Oct 16 2009 on  02:12 AM
Well... at least it's not an instant $200 fine...
Yup, they collect if from you AFTER you die, not before.  :lol

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Reply #12 on: April 17, 2022, 07:39:46 PM
After the guy dies ignoring the sign:

Officer A: Ok, that’ll be $200.

Officer B: Uh, sir?  He’s dead…how can he give the $200?

(beat)

Officer A: Ok, just bring him back to life, then ask for the $200, then we make him die for real.

Officer B: Yes sir!

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Reply #13 on: April 25, 2022, 09:50:09 PM
Evidently, these people behind the sign are masters at pickpocketing corpses. :p
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