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Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
Serris:
(Wizengamot)
"That's not a bad idea, Prime Minister, but I do recall their ship was located on a Muggle farmer's field just outside Esbenshire," Chief Witch Alder said.
"We'll bill it as a way to keep them safe from the insurgent activities in Pinkstone. As for the Muggle, it's nothing some Memory Charms and Muggle Repelling Charms won't fix," a young redhead Wizard said.
"No Muggle Repelling Charms. They'll affect the staff at the ship and if the leaders find out we've been affecting them with our spells, they will not be pleased with us and we will have a lot of explaining to do. Now then, all in favor?"
All the hands were raised.
"Very well," Chief Witch Alder said. "The vote is unanimous. We shall inform Lord Stripetail and Captain Carson about the plans."
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(Innse Gall Dragon Reservation)
Innse Gall Dragon Reservation was located in the northwestern parts of Pottermore, in the Innse Gall archipelago. Like most of Innse Gall, the climate was cool and the land treeless and rocky with low scrubby heathers, shrubs and grasses dominating the landscape.
Thanks to the remoteness of the archipelago, there were few inhabitants, Muggle or Magicfolk. Indeed, the only sign of habitation nearby was a small wooden hut, where smoke lazily drizzled out of the single chimney. But for a brief moment, that lazy drizzle of smoke became a torrent before it returned to normal.
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A group of Magicfolk tumbled out of the small fireplace inside the hut. There was nothing really of note inside except a small bed, a ceramic jug of floo powder, a broom as well as a pot of stew slowly simmering over some levitating blue fireballs. A bookshelf containing various treatises on dragons rounded out the sparsely decorated hut.
Nick22:
Nick exited the Spire, wearing a badge indicating that he was among the staff on the Spire. Around the ship physical barriers and magical barriers were being erected around the ship. 2 Aurors dressed in robes were standing near a gate and were putting a lock on it.” Passage requested.” Nick said” running an errand to restock food and gems for use in sacred magical rituals.” The nearer one, a witch , looked at the paper Nick handed her and checked his badge.” Ebinshire Stones and Scrying should have the gems you need. Food can be found at the General Store. Try to be back before nightfall, sir. This is a curfew in place.” Out of curiosity, madam, how long will it take you to build the embassy walls?” A couple days at most. The magical construction will take only a few spells. For your safety and the safety of all embassy staff, do not try to climb the walls. You will receive a powerful magic shock if you do.” This witch said.” Also, do not allow anyone to enter embassy grounds who does not have proper identification. We have jurisdiction over all Pottermore residents. That includes Muggles.” Said the other Auror, a wizard.” Understand sir.” Nick nodded.” Be on your way then sir. Like my colleague said, be back before nightfall .” Nick nodded and walked down the street into town.
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Arlene and Oliver took seats at a large table at m then sat two clearly terrified wolf pups. Panty had.. removed their parents from their seats.. by eating them.” Please don’t eat us mam!”Begged the older pup, a boy.” We just want some more fries.” Hmm. Behave yourselves, little ones.” The hunter goddess grinned.” Or you will be eaten. Not by me. But by my son here.” Isn’t that right, Oliver?” Yes.” Oliver said, his eyes glowing briefly and brightly.” We promise to behave” said the smaller wolf, a girl.” What are your names?” Arlene asked” I’m Guav, and this is my sister Tita.” The wolves said.” Well, Guav, I’m Arlene. Oliver is my son. Be nice to him..” or else.” Panty said firmly. Excuse us?” Came a voice as Greg Wirt and Beatrice approached the table.” Do you mind if we join your table?” Wirt asked. There’s none available at the moment.” Panty shrugged her shoulders.” Very well, waiter!” She called out.” Yes , mam?” Asked a waiter, a large fox.” Bring us 3 more chairs for our new guests. We need more menus, and we would like 5 large baskets of fries, 3 chicken strips baskets and 2 cheese sticks baskets . And a row of drinks.” I’d like a new Sprite.” Tita said.” I’d like one too.” Oliver said.” Those will be ready shortly. The bill for the previous guests?” Add that to the bill. My girlfriends girlfriend Dixie is covering the lunch. Once we are all done, send her the bill.” Panty said.” Yes Lady Goddess. My apologies that we couldn’t get your usual table 12..” This table is nice enough.” Pantry waved him away.” I will send Miss Dixie the bill.” The waiter , named Fuller, said and headed towards the kitchen. Chairs were brought out and Wirt and Greg took seats, while Beatrice simply sat on the table,” hi! I’m Greg. This is my brother Wirt . That’s Beatrice. And this is my pet Rock!” Greg waved a painted rock.” I’m Guav.” I’m Tita.” The wolves said.” “ We can share the fries and tenders.” Wirt said.” Er.. Miss Panty, how much will this cost us?” Nothing. Dixie is paying for lunch. So eat your fill. Order all the fries, burgers and drinks you like. I’ll ask for dessert after everyone has had their fill.”
Can we have mint ice cream?” Tita piped up.” If you behave.” Panty nodded.” Thank you mam.” Tita said relaxing a bit after being assured that she and her brother would not be eaten like their parents.” So what do your folks do? Wirt asked them.” They don’t do anything anymore Wirt.” I just ate them.” Panty said matter—of-factly.” They were bankers, apparently. Wolf Country . Demanding, Obnoxious and..” she smirked.” Disrespectful to divinity. That last one was their fatal mistake.” She chuckled.” Arlene made me promise not to eat anyone else.. so you don’t need to worry.” Mam, what is going to happen to us?” Tita asked.” We don’t have any other family besides our folks.” Well, you can stay with my friends Flash and Mona. Mona has her mom and Flash has her mom and dad. “ Oliver said.” Flash’s mom, Miss Tigeress, is training me in hunting.” I’ll give Tigeress a call after the lunch. Just stick with Oliver and me until then." Arlene said as the first wave of food arrived. The fries were big fresh and hot, the tenders delicious. The drinks were big and Oliver, Greg. Guav and Tita passed their sodas around, sharing them and making a game out of it.”
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Kovu finally reached the cell where his delivery was to take place . Now!” Sly whispered from underneath. The moment the guard opened the door, Kovu smashed his head against the door the macaw collapsed in a heap.” Come on.” Spread out.” Kovu said as one my one the others of the Cooper gang spread out over the dungeons.” 20 minutes tops guys x” Sly said.” If you find any prisoners, bring them along. Kovu, knock out any guards you run into. .” Got it.” Kovu smirked.” Kovu ran down the hallway and found a female hyena resting her head against the bars of her cell.” Have you come to whip me again?” She asked in a low, exhausted, and broken voice.” No.. I’m getting you out.” Kovu said he pointed his ring at the lock and began magically cutting the lock. Alarms blared and “ Escape Attempt!” Blared in a shrill voice.” Kovu sighed, he was only halfway through the lock.” Forget it. I’ll have the do it the sumo way. Stand away from the door.” The hyena slowly retested and Kovu rolled into a sumo move swing his gut against the door. The dot shook from the heavy blow and a loud crack was followed by the door splitting into three parts , the top end falling over and the other two swinging out dangling from hinge on top.” Hurry!” Kovu hissed and the hyena slowly walked up to him. She was a mess, patches of fur wee missing and open wounds oozed with puss.” I can’t really walk.” She said” climb on .” Kovu said pointing to his back.” Names Kovu. Prince Kovu.” Breela.” The hyena said as Kovu picked her up with ease and put her on his back and began running down the hallway looking for others to bust out.
tempestwheel:
"Since you're heavier, you'll have to stand on the back of the board, big guy," Jing said, giving Po more (you guessed it) smooches. She could tell he was gradually becoming more used to her seemingly never-ending lip-locking sessions with him.
"You will be couple number 5 in terms of performance order," the resort's staff member informed the newlywed pandas.
Jing once again showed off her swimsuit to Po. "How do I look?"
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As Ozai was preparing for the next day's sumo charity match, his main advisor Shifu came up to him.
"Incoming contacts from the leaders of Yokozuna and Big Belly, your highness," the red panda sumo said. Indeed, Mawashi was far from the only sumo-centric planet in the galaxy, but it was by far the most thriving. Ozai knew well why the other sumo leaders would be getting into contact with him.
Nick22:
you look great dear.' po said. indeed jing was gorgeous. in a broht pibnk swimsuit that showcased her gut, butt and her surprisingly well developed muscles. Po and jing were riding a board shaped - naturally- like a panda/ as Po looked around, he saw other couples enjoying the many festivities and events the gorgeous retreat had to offer. nearby at a row of table tennis tabls ' Pepe and Penelope wer playing a game. So far Penelope was up 13-10 but Pepe was serving. As Po looked around further, he recognized Tiger and Kitty, who waved at him from a lazy river ride. Tiger was resting in the back, while Kitty was resting her head on his knee from her seat in the front. the ride had stops for food, and drink. and both Tiger and Kitty had sodas in holders on their ' boat' Kitty was sipping on a Diet soda, while Tiger had a Sprite. a large, freshly cooked cheese pizza sat between them, one of these huge 3 feet long new York style ones. so far between the two of them, they had eaten 6 pieces. Tiger had taken mostly crust pieces, while Kittys slices were more towards the center of the pizza.. woody abnd Winnie woodpecker walked together, carrying a huge bag of popcorn between them, they wre headed to a large movie theater with a huge screen- a film from Planet Khan called ' Hunting the Monstrous Man-cub" .
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Ozai gestured and written notes appeared addressed to him from the sumo divines of Yokozuna and Big Belly, big belly was asking for helpi with their sumo scores and Yokozuna was heavily in debt to another sumo planet called Gold Ring. the Gold ring divine, named leotus, was looking quite frustrated as he appeared before ozai ' Great Ozai, Master of Sumo, make Yokozuna pay what it owes" the leopard said, asking the mawashii ruler as if he was a prosecutor in a court requesting action from a judge. Yokozunas deity was a bird sumo named Wangus and he looked tired and his sumo was worn and thuiin. ' Great Ozai, we cannot pay our debt. it would be, basically what our world makes in 7 years!' great ozai, we hve loaned Master Wangus and his citizens many millions. we have been patient with them, even withholding interest. but their payments to us have been irregular and inconsistent. sometime the payments are just a few hundred Leos! surely, you can make them do better?' How, precisely, did this debt arise/ I recall, at least part of it involves gambling?' Yes , great master.' 4 bets, worth 3 million Leo.. against you in your last bout with Master Yuka of Small Ring,' Wangus sighed and Ozai chuckled ' It is one thing to gamble, another to bet large amounts and quite another to bet against me, Surely Wangus you know of my record in sumo? my PERFECT record against other sumo deities?' Ozai chuckled ' Goodness, my dear leopard, what possessed you to think that given my track record, that I would come anywhere close to losing let alone breaking a sweat.? the only thing more foolish than wagering against me in sumo would be wagering against the Seer in a wizards duel. perhaps you like losing gobs of money that you dont really have and cant really afford to lose?' Ozai shrugged. I beat Yuka in under 5 seconds, he was so crushed after my.. ahem spanking of him that he didnt sumo again for 200 years. master Leotus, i will pay off Yokozunas debt to you. 117 million leos i believe?' 121 million with interest, great master' Leotus said ' Shifu bring out my checkbook. Master Wangus in exchange for this favor of assuming and clearing your debt I ask 3 things in return. I believe you have 18 statues of me in the various Sumo divinity Honoriums across Yokozuna. that number shall be doubled. second.. dont ever bet against me in sumo again. third, i request some of that delicious Yokozuna chew candy , in the wintergreen and red licorice flavors. try as i might, you never seem to have those flavors in great amounts. ' well they are our top sellers, Master Ozai. I will order a big batch of both set aside for you. it may take a week or 2.,' So long as it reaches my chambers in a decent time frame Wangus ' Ozai chuckled ' Wangus bowed to ozai then to Leotus before vanishing in a puff of dsmoke. ozai quickly wrote out the owed amnount and gave the check to Leotus.' Thank you , great master. Your benevolece knows no limits.' Leotus said , bowing to him before vanishing to return to his home world.
tempestwheel:
Shifu smiled at the kind words the other deities expressed to Ozai. "Indeed, that's one of the many reasons you are so beloved by your people, your majesty," the red panda nodded. He remembered what Ozai was planning to do after the charity sumo matches tomorrow. "I can only imagine the look on your people's faces when you tell them the news."
"Indeed, they'll be bowing," Ozai said pridefully, as he was planning to make a very charitable donation.
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Sima watched as Kiara's boyfriends were able to feel her best asset from across the galaxy thanks to the power of the screens.
"Take all the time you want, boys, get a nice good feel," Kiara encouraged in a sultry voice.
"Hey Kiara, out of these 3, are any the most grabby?" Sima winked.
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Kovu used his sumo-sized gut to knock out any guards who tried attacking him. Like he had believed, having a large belly proved to be very useful for him as he took out the smaller robotic owls. "Is there anyone in here?!" in called to the cells as he passed by a few that had no one currently in them.
"I am.....help me," a soft, feminine voice called from Cell 10. Kovu raced over and saw a think lioness being kept prisoner.
"Hold on!" Kovu called, using his sumo powers to bust the lock open, and he grabbed the lioness and put her on his back next to Breela, "I'm taking you to safety."
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"Just you and me now, Kitty. How it will always be," Tiger smiled warmly as he gently rubbed Kitty's face. "Don't you ever forget that."
"I won't, Tiger," Kitty promised her divine husband. She appreciated how soft his gut was to rest her head against.
Jing and Po were considering what stance to take on the board. "Feel free to hold on tight, my love," Jing encouraged with a wink. Po knew well that since this was his first full day with Jing, tonight would be his first full night with her.
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