The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Caustizer on October 13, 2009, 11:20:52 PM

Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Caustizer on October 13, 2009, 11:20:52 PM
(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/4112/ruby1jn7.jpg)

Caption:  Ruby, like the rest of her family, has a bad habit of sleep-bathing.
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Noname on October 13, 2009, 11:26:19 PM
A couple of Aztec dinosaur parents bathing their children before sacrificing them to the sun...
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on October 13, 2009, 11:34:41 PM
Evidence that the Fountain of Youth existed at one time.
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Noname on October 13, 2009, 11:35:50 PM
Ruby's mom: Scrub Scrub Scrub...

Ruby: You've been doing this for three hours! Aren't we clean enough yet?
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: JitteryDragon on October 14, 2009, 01:40:59 AM
Ruby: Hey, wait a sec... I used to be colored blue!
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Noname on October 14, 2009, 02:01:16 AM
Ruby's mother: We've got to get you all nice and clean for your trip to the meat-packing pla er- I mean... the great valley.

Ruby's father: How much do you think we'll get for these kids? We're selling them to Tyson Foods!

Ruby's mother:   :slap
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on October 14, 2009, 02:07:47 AM
Ruby: "Mother, why are you squatting like that in the water?"

Ruby's mother: "Shh!  I did not feel like getting out of the water just to tinkle.  Don't tell anyone."

Ruby: :x
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Kor on October 14, 2009, 02:17:36 AM
"Here we see 1 fast runner family getting cleaned up and ready for their scenes going to be shot later that day."
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Noname on October 14, 2009, 02:53:13 AM
Ruby: Why are we getting clean now?

Ruby's Mother: We need to be ritually clean for... the rapture!

Ruby's Father: The end of the world comes tonight, children!

Ruby: You saw that EVERY week, dad.
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: kjeldo on October 15, 2009, 01:38:45 PM
ruby: is my trailer STILL not ready?
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Noname on October 15, 2009, 02:16:09 PM
Ruby's Mom: Watering children makes them grow!
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Nick22 on October 16, 2009, 12:59:36 AM
Water cleans your kids better than soap..
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on October 16, 2009, 10:48:44 AM
Ruby finally realizes what it's like to get "brainwashed".
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Noname on October 17, 2009, 02:46:37 PM
Ruby's Mother: Our kids look just like chickens!

Ruby's Father: I'll bet they taste like chickens, too!
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Amaranthine on November 08, 2009, 01:34:35 AM
Evidence that there actually was Christianity even in BC. And raptor Jesus existed! :o
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Noname on November 08, 2009, 02:14:34 AM
Ruby's Mom: Gotta wash all that paint off you kids...

Ruby's Dad: Yeah! All that green and black paint you kids wore sure was odd-looking...
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: WeirdRaptor on November 09, 2009, 09:31:20 AM
Narrator: "On the night before the harvest, the blood sacrifices would be specially bathed in the holy pond..."
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Paradise Bird on November 09, 2009, 09:43:51 AM
Cretaceous Thanks Giving
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Noname on November 30, 2009, 08:58:34 PM
The annual plucking-of-the-dinofeathers-in-the-water ceremony has begun...
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Ptyra on December 02, 2009, 10:12:20 PM
Once upon a time, children enjoyed their baths.
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: landbeforetimelover on December 02, 2009, 10:25:59 PM
The latest form of child-abuse.......falling asleep and using your children for support while standing in the water. :blink: Geeze, people are weird.  I can't believe we have to write a law for this.
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Paradise Bird on December 03, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Bath well children it would be your last!
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Noname on December 03, 2009, 03:38:14 PM
Ruby: At least we are all clean now!

Ruby's Parents: (thinking) mmm... broiler chickens...
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: LBTLover1 on December 17, 2011, 10:51:56 PM
Ruby and her family, the pinkest animals ever created...other than Kirby.
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: grasshopper1988 on February 12, 2012, 10:13:19 PM
Rubys mom to rubys dad: Ok on three we hold there heads under till there is no more squrming.
Ruby and sybling: WAIT..........
Rubys dad: Shame we couldnt keep all three.
Title: Ruby's Family Caption
Post by: Littlefoot Fan 93 on March 21, 2013, 12:54:24 AM
Quote from: Noname,Nov 8 2009 on  01:14 AM
Ruby's Mom: Gotta wash all that paint off you kids...

Ruby's Dad: Yeah! All that green and black paint you kids wore sure was odd-looking...
Ruby: But dad I saw the clip by Monty Python on "How no to be Seen" and being pink with red polka-dots and all makes me stand out!

Ruby's Father:  :slap

Yay! :DD  Its my 100th post! :celebrate