The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Caustizer on October 13, 2009, 11:20:52 PM
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Caption: Ruby, like the rest of her family, has a bad habit of sleep-bathing.
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A couple of Aztec dinosaur parents bathing their children before sacrificing them to the sun...
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Evidence that the Fountain of Youth existed at one time.
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Ruby's mom: Scrub Scrub Scrub...
Ruby: You've been doing this for three hours! Aren't we clean enough yet?
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Ruby: Hey, wait a sec... I used to be colored blue!
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Ruby's mother: We've got to get you all nice and clean for your trip to the meat-packing pla er- I mean... the great valley.
Ruby's father: How much do you think we'll get for these kids? We're selling them to Tyson Foods!
Ruby's mother: :slap
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Ruby: "Mother, why are you squatting like that in the water?"
Ruby's mother: "Shh! I did not feel like getting out of the water just to tinkle. Don't tell anyone."
Ruby: :x
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"Here we see 1 fast runner family getting cleaned up and ready for their scenes going to be shot later that day."
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Ruby: Why are we getting clean now?
Ruby's Mother: We need to be ritually clean for... the rapture!
Ruby's Father: The end of the world comes tonight, children!
Ruby: You saw that EVERY week, dad.
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ruby: is my trailer STILL not ready?
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Ruby's Mom: Watering children makes them grow!
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Water cleans your kids better than soap..
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Ruby finally realizes what it's like to get "brainwashed".
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Ruby's Mother: Our kids look just like chickens!
Ruby's Father: I'll bet they taste like chickens, too!
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Evidence that there actually was Christianity even in BC. And raptor Jesus existed! :o
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Ruby's Mom: Gotta wash all that paint off you kids...
Ruby's Dad: Yeah! All that green and black paint you kids wore sure was odd-looking...
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Narrator: "On the night before the harvest, the blood sacrifices would be specially bathed in the holy pond..."
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Cretaceous Thanks Giving
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The annual plucking-of-the-dinofeathers-in-the-water ceremony has begun...
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Once upon a time, children enjoyed their baths.
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The latest form of child-abuse.......falling asleep and using your children for support while standing in the water. :blink: Geeze, people are weird. I can't believe we have to write a law for this.
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Bath well children it would be your last!
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Ruby: At least we are all clean now!
Ruby's Parents: (thinking) mmm... broiler chickens...
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Ruby and her family, the pinkest animals ever created...other than Kirby.
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Rubys mom to rubys dad: Ok on three we hold there heads under till there is no more squrming.
Ruby and sybling: WAIT..........
Rubys dad: Shame we couldnt keep all three.
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Ruby's Mom: Gotta wash all that paint off you kids...
Ruby's Dad: Yeah! All that green and black paint you kids wore sure was odd-looking...
Ruby: But dad I saw the clip by Monty Python on "How no to be Seen" and being pink with red polka-dots and all makes me stand out!
Ruby's Father: :slap
Yay! :DD Its my 100th post! :celebrate