Make up a crazy lie about the person above you

StardustSoldier · **Reply #400 on:** September 05, 2019, 09:57:32 PM

And I'll say it again, that you secretly enjoy it.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #401 on:** September 05, 2019, 10:00:28 PM

TPAM is having a slice of pizza right now as we speak.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #402 on:** September 05, 2019, 11:57:21 PM

You're pretty close to the truth. My mom gave me some leftover pizza. I had a slice for supper earlier today, and another slice for lunch before that. And then another slice yesterday.

TPAM is having Lays chips right now as we speak.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #403 on:** September 06, 2019, 01:00:57 AM

Well...I was eating Lay's chips in the evening and afternoon today.

TPAM likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #404 on:** September 07, 2019, 02:55:14 AM

I've actually never seen an episode before.

TPAM likes Loofah.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #405 on:** September 12, 2019, 03:15:21 PM

TPAM has Applejack living in their backyard.

Yee-haw!

StardustSoldier · **Reply #406 on:** September 15, 2019, 03:52:52 AM

Unfortunately I don't have a backyard.

And Cera recently moved back into my apartment, so I don't have a lot of renting space available at the moment.

Good thing TPAM is willing to let Applejack live at his house... right?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #407 on:** September 15, 2019, 12:37:09 PM

Unfortunately, Fluttershy would be my preferred choice.

Also, didn’t we always say that Cera lived in your backyard?

TPAM is an alicorn.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #408 on:** September 15, 2019, 07:32:44 PM

Maybe. Even if we did, though, the fact is that I don't have a proper backyard, so I guess that means she just has to live directly in my apartment unit with me. I do have a nice balcony though.

TPAM collects alicorns.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #409 on:** September 15, 2019, 08:47:30 PM

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TPAM collects alicorns.

Now, that’s a crazy lie right there.

TPAM lives in Ponyville.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #410 on:** September 17, 2019, 02:04:25 AM

TPAM has a foot fetish.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #411 on:** September 18, 2019, 07:21:47 PM

Umm...

TPAM has met and befriended Godzilla in real life.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #412 on:** September 21, 2019, 11:48:15 PM

TPAM was force-choked by Darth Vader, and lived to tell the tale...

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #413 on:** September 22, 2019, 04:11:01 PM

TPAM is a jaguar in real life.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #414 on:** September 22, 2019, 04:12:47 PM

TPAM is Cheetos in real life.

Edit: Too bad you changed "Cheetah" to "jaguar".

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #415 on:** September 22, 2019, 04:16:32 PM

The power of editing within a two minute time span to make it look like you didn't edit the post, but unfortunately the person in question was viewing the thread as I was doing it.

TPAM has Godzilla living in the forest that happens to be connected to his backyard.

How is that possible, you ask? Don't question it.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #416 on:** September 24, 2019, 12:47:45 PM

TPAM has a land deed for a nice, pleasant little home on Skull Island.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #417 on:** September 24, 2019, 08:26:15 PM

That's nice...wait a minute.

TPAM is the King of Animals in Africa.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #418 on:** September 25, 2019, 12:05:05 PM

TPAM is still Cheetos in real life.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #419 on:** September 25, 2019, 09:29:49 PM

TPAM pulled Littlefoot out of a magic top hat. And look, he's now wearing the top hat!