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Gamers Zone / Funny Video Game Quotes
« on: April 20, 2017, 08:30:16 PM »
I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a topic on this subject before, but I just can't seem to find it...
Anyway, this topic is for sharing quotes and bits of dialogue from all kinds of video games that you found to be quite funny.
I'll start off with a few from The LEGO Movie Videogame.
(after a narrow ledge over a large fire is built)
Emmet: Great, an incredibly thin ledge. That seems safe.
Vitruvius: I can't see anything dangerous about it.
Emmet: You can't see anything, period! You're blind!
(Vitruvius begins walking across the ledge)
Vitruvius: Why is it so hot up here? Am I above a fire?
Emmet: No... it's just a really sunny day... Keep going.
(after a narrow beam is built between the rooftops of two tall buildings)
Vitruvius: I'll cross over the beam. It's not like it's very high off the ground.
Emmet: Uh, sure. Let's assume that's true.
(Vitruvius begins walking across the beam, while enemy rockets are flying by all around)
Vitruvius: What's that whistling past me?
Emmet: Just birds. Just... exploding birds.
(Vitruvius begins walking across a narrow ledge while rockets are flying by and exploding all around him)
Vitruvius: I'm going to walk along this perfectly safe, extremely sturdy ledge.
Emmet: Okay, now he's just being sarcastic. He can actually see, can't he?
(Vitruvius begins walking along a narrow ledge over some flaming wreckage that no one else wants to cross)
Vitruvius: I'll go. It's just a ledge. It's not like it's directly over a massive pile of flaming wreckage!
Batman: Does anyone else think he's faking the blindness?
(Vitruvius opens a secret door inside the sinking submarine)
Benny: You built a secret door into your part of the submarine?
Vitruvius: Secret doors are cool.
(That last one is my personal favorite from the entire game.)
Anyway, this topic is for sharing quotes and bits of dialogue from all kinds of video games that you found to be quite funny.
I'll start off with a few from The LEGO Movie Videogame.
(after a narrow ledge over a large fire is built)
Emmet: Great, an incredibly thin ledge. That seems safe.
Vitruvius: I can't see anything dangerous about it.
Emmet: You can't see anything, period! You're blind!
(Vitruvius begins walking across the ledge)
Vitruvius: Why is it so hot up here? Am I above a fire?
Emmet: No... it's just a really sunny day... Keep going.
(after a narrow beam is built between the rooftops of two tall buildings)
Vitruvius: I'll cross over the beam. It's not like it's very high off the ground.
Emmet: Uh, sure. Let's assume that's true.
(Vitruvius begins walking across the beam, while enemy rockets are flying by all around)
Vitruvius: What's that whistling past me?
Emmet: Just birds. Just... exploding birds.
(Vitruvius begins walking across a narrow ledge while rockets are flying by and exploding all around him)
Vitruvius: I'm going to walk along this perfectly safe, extremely sturdy ledge.
Emmet: Okay, now he's just being sarcastic. He can actually see, can't he?
(Vitruvius begins walking along a narrow ledge over some flaming wreckage that no one else wants to cross)
Vitruvius: I'll go. It's just a ledge. It's not like it's directly over a massive pile of flaming wreckage!
Batman: Does anyone else think he's faking the blindness?
(Vitruvius opens a secret door inside the sinking submarine)
Benny: You built a secret door into your part of the submarine?
Vitruvius: Secret doors are cool.
(That last one is my personal favorite from the entire game.)