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Gamers Zone / Funny Video Game Quotes
« on: April 20, 2017, 08:30:16 PM »
I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a topic on this subject before, but I just can't seem to find it...

Anyway, this topic is for sharing quotes and bits of dialogue from all kinds of video games that you found to be quite funny.


I'll start off with a few from The LEGO Movie Videogame.

(after a narrow ledge over a large fire is built)
Emmet: Great, an incredibly thin ledge. That seems safe.
Vitruvius: I can't see anything dangerous about it.
Emmet: You can't see anything, period! You're blind!
(Vitruvius begins walking across the ledge)
Vitruvius: Why is it so hot up here? Am I above a fire?
Emmet: No... it's just a really sunny day... Keep going.

(after a narrow beam is built between the rooftops of two tall buildings)
Vitruvius: I'll cross over the beam. It's not like it's very high off the ground.
Emmet: Uh, sure. Let's assume that's true.
(Vitruvius begins walking across the beam, while enemy rockets are flying by all around)
Vitruvius: What's that whistling past me?
Emmet: Just birds. Just... exploding birds.

(Vitruvius begins walking across a narrow ledge while rockets are flying by and exploding all around him)
Vitruvius: I'm going to walk along this perfectly safe, extremely sturdy ledge.
Emmet: Okay, now he's just being sarcastic. He can actually see, can't he?

(Vitruvius begins walking along a narrow ledge over some flaming wreckage that no one else wants to cross)
Vitruvius: I'll go. It's just a ledge. It's not like it's directly over a massive pile of flaming wreckage!
Batman: Does anyone else think he's faking the blindness?

(Vitruvius opens a secret door inside the sinking submarine)
Benny: You built a secret door into your part of the submarine?
Vitruvius: Secret doors are cool.


(That last one is my personal favorite from the entire game.)

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History Section / 50th Anniversary of the Apollo Program
« on: January 26, 2017, 11:30:21 PM »
Over the next six years, we will be observing the 50th anniversary of the Apollo Program, the series of NASA manned missions that ultimately put astronauts on the surface of the Moon.

I'll be posting in this topic as we reach each major milestone and I'll briefly describe them.


Tomorrow, January 27, marks the 50th anniversary of the tragic fire that claimed the lives of all three astronauts on Apollo 1: Gus Grissom, Edward White, and Roger Chaffee. The investigation that followed led to a series of adjustments and improvements (such as redesigning the hatch, removing flammable materials, and not having the air inside be pure oxygen), but it would be 20 months before the next crewed mission would attempt to liftoff.

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Silver Screen / The Lego Batman Movie
« on: November 01, 2016, 07:45:20 PM »
When The LEGO Movie came out back in 2014, Batman was apparently such a popular character that he will be getting his own spin-off movie, The LEGO Batman Movie, which will be coming out on February 10, 2017, just three months from now.

This movie pretty much focuses on the same Batman we saw in The LEGO Movie, with the addition of certain characters you might expect to also be around, such as Robin and Joker, but don't expect these Lego people to be identical to what you may already be familiar with. (After all, Batman from The LEGO Movie tends to have a rather selfish attitude.)

Here are three trailers to give you an idea of what to expect in this movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0mN1WM7UqM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9ZoKKQsxis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMdQXYQ_MD8

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Sports / 2016 Summer Olympics
« on: August 04, 2016, 10:30:10 PM »
The opening ceremony is tomorrow, so I figured it was time to once again create a new topic for the upcoming Olympic games.

Numerous controversies aside, what is everyone looking forward to seeing over the next few weeks?

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The Fridge / New Horizons flyby of Pluto
« on: July 07, 2015, 10:30:17 PM »
The New Horizons space probe, which launched back in January 2006, is about to make a close flyby of the dwarf planet Pluto. Until now, this tiny and very distant world remained largely unknown (even the Hubble Space Telescope couldn't reveal more than a fuzzy image). Even though closest approach won't be until next week (July 14), the space probe is already close enough to reveal features that have never been seen before, such as that it's color is a reddish brown (very much like Mars) with large dark spots along the equator, and its large moon Charon (which, unlike Pluto, is grey) has what appears to be a polar cap that's darker than the rest of the surface.

Pluto has remained one of the last unexplored worlds in our Solar System, but that will soon change. Who else is fascinated by what New Horizons is going to reveal about this distant dwarf planet?

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Sports / 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup
« on: June 05, 2015, 11:30:18 PM »
Tomorrow will be the first match of the 2015 FIFA Woman's World Cup in Canada. Apparently, this will be the first one in which 24 teams get to compete instead of just 16, so a lot of countries have been able to make their very first appearance in this tournament.

Unlike in the men's division we saw last year, I'm expecting to see team USA to go all the way and win the final match. After all, this team has never done worse than third place in any previous World Cup.

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The Fridge / New evidence for K/T extinction
« on: May 05, 2015, 11:40:18 PM »
As many of you many know by now, the leading theories of what caused the K/T extinction event that killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago are either the Chicxulub impact of a 6-mile-wide asteroid in Mexico or the mega-eruptions of the Deccan Traps in India. According to an article I read today, it seems these two events may have actually been linked.

http://www.livescience.com/50737-deccan-tr...act-linked.html

Basically, a recent study revealed that the asteroid impact could have triggered an earthquake so massive that it rippled through the entire planet and accelerated the eruptions that were already going on at the other side of the world. I've thought for a while that it was these two events happening at roughly the same time that caused the mass extinction, but to find out that they may have actually been linked (one making the other even worse) is pretty remarkable.

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The Fridge / Hubble Space Telescope at 25 years
« on: April 24, 2015, 10:45:22 PM »
Today marks the 25th anniversary of when the Hubble Space Telescope was launched into space.

I'm sure that many of you have seen pictures of the universe that were taken by this orbiting observatory. Despite it's early problems, it has certainly provided us with breathtaking views of the universe like never before. And the fact that it's still operating very well after 25 years in space is very remarkable.

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History Section / How a Lunar Eclipse saved Columbus
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:30:35 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/total-lunar-eclipse-...-112251894.html

I've heard of this before, but now that I've recently found an article about it, I'd like to point it out for everyone here. I find it rather amusing how Columbus (shipwrecked on an island during his fourth and final voyage) knew of an upcoming lunar eclipse and used that knowledge to fool the natives into keeping him and his crew supplied with food until they could be rescued.

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The Fridge / Plate Tectonics on Europa
« on: September 10, 2014, 10:00:15 PM »
http://www.space.com/27059-jupiter-moon-eu...-tectonics.html

According to a recent analysis of images taken by the Galileo space probe from over ten years ago, it's possible that Jupiter's icy moon Europa may have plate tectonics, which would make it the first known world besides Earth to have such a system.

Since these "plates" would be made of ice instead of rock, it would work a little differently than what we're familiar with on Earth, but the process is basically the same. Plates that diverge create space for new material to rise up (which has already been determined for a while now), and where plates converge, one slips underneath the other and the old material is recycled into the interior (which is what the recent analysis was able to determine). This could explain why the surface of Europa is relatively young.

This also might have an impact on the possibility of life on Europa. These plates likely don't extend through the entire thickness of the solid crust, but it could gradually help to bring nutrients and other material from the surface down to the ocean of liquid water underneath.

I find this to be quite a fascinating discovery. :)

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History Section / Centennial of WWI
« on: June 27, 2014, 10:10:16 PM »
This year marks the centennial of the first year of World War 1, which was fought in the years 1914 to 1918. The event that is widely said to have started it was the assassination of the Austrian Archduke Franz Ferdinand on June 28, 1914 (so I figured today would be a good time to start this discussion topic).

This may be considered another one of America's "forgotten wars", but according to some articles I've read recently, it's still very well remembered in Europe. After all, this is the war that brought an end to many empires and changed the world in ways that still affect it to this day.

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The Fridge / Comet to Closely Pass Mars
« on: June 20, 2014, 09:45:54 PM »
www.space.com/26309-comet-siding-spring-mars-spacecraft.html

Less than a month ago, a new comet was discovered on its first journey into the solar system. What makes this one significant is that, on October 19 later this year, it is expected to pass very close by to Mars (83,000mi/132,000km), much closer than the Moon is to Earth, close enough for the comet's coma to actually interact with the Martian atmosphere. I don't think there has ever been a comet passing this close to Earth in all of recorded history, so this really is a rare event. Considering all of the space probes currently on or orbiting Mars, this should make for quite a remarkable scientific opportunity.

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Sports / 2014 FIFA World Cup
« on: June 11, 2014, 10:30:18 PM »
Tomorrow will be the first match of the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil. That match will be between Brazil and Croatia. I've also read about something rather special planned for the ceremonial first kick, so I'll try to see if I can watch this tomorrow.

Based on what I've been reading online, I don't have high hopes for team USA this time, not that they're a poor team at all but rather they simply got rotten luck in terms of which teams they'll be up against in their group: Germany, Portugal, and Ghana.

For this World Cup, I'd like to see Brazil win. They may have won a record five champions, but they are also the only champion nation (besides Spain) to have never won one of those champions while they were the host country. I think it would be nice to see that change.

For those of you who will be following this, who do you think will win the championship this time?

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Animation / Police Officer Discord
« on: May 21, 2014, 08:30:17 PM »

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Animation / General Discord
« on: May 21, 2014, 08:25:17 PM »

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Member Recommendations / Super Planet Crash
« on: April 10, 2014, 08:45:14 PM »
A little something I found yesterday.

http://www.stefanom.org/super-planet-crash/
(The link to the actual game is at the top of this article.)

This is quite a neat game. The objective is to create a solar system that can remain stable for 500 game years. If just one planet either crashes into another or gets flung outside, you lose. You always start with just one Earth-mass planet, but you can always add more with either the same or higher masses. You get more points for more planets and more massive planets.

After over a dozen tries, I've had only one success for far. Sadly, I did not think to save the link, but I do remember getting a score of just over 190,000. (Compared to some other high scores I've seen, that's actually not much.)

Go ahead and give it a try.

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Gamers Zone / frustrating gameplay, not violent content
« on: April 10, 2014, 08:25:14 PM »
https://games.yahoo.com/news/oxford-study-s...-222102730.html

According to a recent study, it seems that the presence or absence of violent content makes little difference in a gamer's behavior afterwards. However, gamers who tend to not be very successful, whether by not learning the game first or simply due to a high-difficulty gameplay, had a much more aggressive behavior than those who had little problem.

I find that this actually makes a lot of sense (and thus justifies my desire to always play games on the easier levels, whenever possible).

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The Fridge / Ten years on the Internet
« on: March 17, 2014, 10:30:17 PM »
Ten years ago today (March 17th), I joined a forum for the very first time. It was BZPower, the Bionicle fan site. I had joined because I was reading one particular fanfiction that I really liked, and wanted to leave a comment or two. Over the months that followed, I learned a lot of things about interacting with other people on the internet, and some lessons came the hard way.

The most notable example was what I call "my biggest blunder on the internet". (Unfortunately, there is no way for me to show it to you. The archived forum of 2001-2010 was completely wiped out by a hacker attack last year.) After a particularly long time had passed since the latest update to that fanfic, I eventually got frustrated and left an angry comment, throwing in a profane word for good measure (censoring only the vowel, because I had foolishly thought that would be enough). I quickly received a warning for that. I apologized just as quickly and made sure I wouldn't repeat that mistake ever again. Not long after that, the review topic was closed and a new one was made (on BZPower, the actual story and the comments have to be in separate topics). I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only one responsible for driving the author to do that, but the fact that I was still one of those people stuck with me. It's why, to this day, you will never see me use profanity online, and very rarely in real life, too. Ultimately, the lesson I learned for this incident is that people you communicate with online actually have lives outside of the internet, so you shouldn't expect them to respond as quickly as you'd like.

I did slip up a few more times after that, but none were bad enough to receive another warning, so I won't go into further detail. Once that certain fanfic was finally finished a few months later, my activity slowed down a bit. I was still just as excited about Bionicle, but I had lost interest in communicating with others. It wasn't until October 2012 that I finally decided to log in to BZPower regularly again, if only to read interesting comments and hardly post anything. (As fate would have it, this would turn out to be the first of many steps that ultimately led me to becoming a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but that's another story.)

I joined GoF in December 2007, more than three and a half years after joining my first forum. I think the lessons I learned back in 2004 helped to give me more realistic expectations when I first came to this site, allowing me to get along well with everyone and even have the confidence to write my own fanfiction for the first time ever (an experience that officially proved to me why you should never expect too much from a fanfiction writer, because now I was one). As the years passed, I have seen some then-new members here (I won't name them, even if I could remember them) who behaved pretty much the same way I did back in 2004. Some (like me) have since learned their lessons, while others sadly haven't. All of this has led me to create this word of wisdom: "Everyone makes dumb mistakes when they're 13." (I went with that particular number because that's how old I was when I made "my biggest blunder on the internet", and that seems to be the age of most of those then-new members I mentioned.)

I've definitely come a long way in the last ten years. I may have had a rough start, but once I understood what was and wasn't acceptable, I've had almost no trouble to speak of. As someone who always had extreme difficulty talking to others in person, the time I've spent communicating with others on forums like this has helped to ease my anxiety and make me just a little bit more comfortable talking to others. I don't know what lies ahead for me, but I'm very confident that my worst moments (at least, when it comes to the internet) have long since passed.

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The Written Word / my new fanfiction
« on: February 20, 2014, 09:00:17 PM »
Some time ago, I had occasionally mentioned that I liked the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic so much that I wanted to write my own fanfiction. I came up with a lot of ideas, but I can do only one story at a time, so for my first attempt, I decided to go with something that I had yet to see (and since I've been visiting Fimfiction.net every day for over a year now, I have a fair idea of what's out there). I started writing at the beginning of January and uploaded it to Fimfiction.net earlier this month. (I had simply decided to wait until my 4000th post here to mention it.) I think the title alone should give a good idea of what to expect. If anyone here is interested in reading it, here is the link:

LEGO Equestria Girls

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The Fridge / 10 years on Mars
« on: January 24, 2014, 08:50:49 PM »
Ten years ago today (January 24, 2004), the NASA Mars rover named Opportunity landed on Mars. It's mission, to search for evidence of water, was intended to last for only 90 days. To this day, that rover is still operating and in relatively good shape, having traveled more than 24 miles in it's lifetime to date. And it seems unlikely the mission will be ending anytime soon.

I have to say, that is quite impressive. :yes

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