The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Amaranthine on September 14, 2008, 11:35:13 AM

Title: The Joker
Post by: Amaranthine on September 14, 2008, 11:35:13 AM

(http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/Culture%20Shock%20-%20The%20Joker-thumb.jpg)

Joker: Hello....why so serious?

Title: The Joker
Post by: Lillefot on September 14, 2008, 12:06:26 PM

Joker: "I'm Heath Ledger, and I wear more make-up and higher heels than your mommy does!"

Title: The Joker
Post by: Kor on September 14, 2008, 01:24:10 PM

"I'm the true joker, not one of those wanna bees.   They have no sense of style, and certainly no sense of humor."

Title: The Joker
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 14, 2008, 01:44:07 PM

"What's the matter, Batman?  Scared of something?"

Title: The Joker
Post by: Kor on September 14, 2008, 03:56:19 PM

"Aww batman, why don't you turn that frown upside down, let your hair down.  That is if you have any hair.  You can borrow some of mine."

Title: The Joker
Post by: WeirdRaptor on September 14, 2008, 03:59:58 PM

Police Officer: *leading inmate into the Joker's cell* Say to your new permanent roommate.

Inmate: *whimpers*

Title: The Joker
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on September 14, 2008, 04:22:53 PM

Joker: "How did I lose to a bunch of teenagers?"

Title: The Joker
Post by: Amaranthine on September 14, 2008, 04:49:44 PM

Personally, unlike these so called "sane" people, I take pleasure in killing a person, sort of like how a little boy takes pleasure in killing an ant under a magnifying glass, but hey, that's just me. *shrugs*

Title: The Joker
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on September 14, 2008, 06:00:02 PM

"Watch me make this photographer disappear."

Title: The Joker
Post by: Amaranthine on September 14, 2008, 11:46:58 PM

(Speaking with a bunch of fangirls): Are you sure you all aren't the least terrified of me?
Fangirls: NOPE! *glomps Joker*

Title: The Joker
Post by: Spartanguy88 on September 15, 2008, 10:26:22 AM

"How about another magic trick? This time, I'll make this pen dissapear..."

That was the best scene in the movie.

Title: The Joker
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 15, 2008, 02:28:32 PM

Inmate:  "So, pretty boy!  Whatcha in for?"

Joker:  "If I tell you, I have to kill you."

Inmate: *GULP*  "Uhh...never mind."

Title: The Joker
Post by: Amaranthine on September 15, 2008, 04:59:56 PM

Random person: Wha....where did you get those scars?
Me: You just had to ask him that didn't you?  <_<
Joker: *kills the random person on the spot*

Title: The Joker
Post by: Nick22 on January 27, 2009, 03:15:26 AM

So.. you wanna know where I got these scars?

Title: The Joker
Post by: Kor on January 27, 2009, 07:00:33 AM

The Joker: "You're not smiling.  It makes me sad when I see someone who isn't smiling."

Title: The Joker
Post by: Nick22 on January 27, 2009, 02:37:27 PM

If Ledger does not win for his performance then I will be stunned, because he was incredible.
_
All I want... is a phone call..that and a nice pinot grigio..hee hee.

Title: The Joker
Post by: Nick22 on February 23, 2009, 01:33:25 AM

Hello, I'm an Academy award-winning actor, and who are you.. hee hee

Title: The Joker
Post by: Kor on February 23, 2009, 01:47:17 AM

"You're no fun Batman.  Maybe I should go and see if that guy in Metropolis has a sense of humour.  What's his name, humourman, supperman, dessertman something like that I think."

(ooc: The 2 ss are there on purpose an dnot a typo.

Title: The Joker
Post by: Nick22 on February 23, 2009, 01:48:30 AM

This place looks like it could use my partuicular brand of humor.... :D

Title: The Joker
Post by: jedi472 on February 24, 2009, 12:50:26 PM

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

Title: The Joker
Post by: Nick22 on February 24, 2009, 01:36:51 PM

How do I look/ He Hee, the scars hurt a little but not too bad.. that darn wife..