The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Bruton the Iguanodon on March 29, 2012, 02:10:28 AM
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"Petrie, even I find that scheme of yours disturbing!"
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Petrie: Uncle Pterano! Me have secret to tell you!
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Petrie: Your skin is soooo velvety
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Petrie: Your skin is soooo velvety
Pterano: It's actually a condition...
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Petrie: You hear me now? How about now? Now? Uncle Pterano?
Pterano: O_o
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Petrie: Yeeeeeeees, I am petting you now, yeeeeees
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Petrie: Hey Uncle?
Pterano: Yes, Petrie?
Petrie: Me have confession to tell you.
Pterano: Go ahead. You can tell me anything.
(Petrie whispers it into his uncle's ear. When he hears it, his eyes are suddenly as large as a golfball.)
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Petrie: "It ok uncle. Me no tell you like Me Little Pony show. It secret."
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^ That actually would not surprise me. Though, I don't he would do to famously with Trixie. Their egos would repel of one another.
Pterano: I appreciate you're trying out new talents, but does hypnotism have to be one of them?
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Pterano: "Oh, Petrie, what should I do? I took this long journey upon me to find a partner to build a new life out here in the Mysterious Beyond but none of the female even had a look for me. What is wrong with me? I know I can be very convincing and I'm very knowledgeble with how to word myself. Are my flirts really that bad? Or am I just too old to compete against these upstarts? It is disheartening, my nephew..."
Petrie (tired from being up all night to assist his uncle in the "courtship" process): "Maybe you old fart but me like you as you be. But now Petrie wanna sleeeeeeeeeeep..." *yawns*