The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Dima02 on May 29, 2010, 11:14:16 PM

Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Dima02 on May 29, 2010, 11:14:16 PM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_qd0fIb3l590/TAHXgTC7lWI/AAAAAAAAAGY/Yhgc0iSOT0w/s576/Guido.jpg)
Captions Away...

NO! NO! NO!  :anger  :anger  :anger
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: landbeforetimelover on May 29, 2010, 11:15:05 PM
You ated all the treestars!?!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Ptyra on May 29, 2010, 11:20:44 PM
This will be the last time Cera says something "mean" about Uncle Pterano. It will lead to an even bigger RL trolling.
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Kor on May 30, 2010, 12:10:15 AM
Petrie: "First Spike eated all Ducky's special treestars, now mine?  Me mad, grrr."
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 30, 2010, 12:19:00 AM
Petrie: "Who you calling puny?!  Me crack a can of whoopa** on yo tail!"

Cera (offscreen): "And I thought I was mean after a beer or two."
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on May 30, 2010, 12:49:15 AM
Petrie: *RAAAAGGEEEEQUUIIITTTTT*

(entire universe blows up)
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 30, 2010, 12:56:51 AM
Petrie: What you mean Uncle Pterano no come back after 5 cold times?

Cera: *Note: Playing prank* Yeah!  I just got word they sentenced him to another 5 cold times!

Petrie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 30, 2010, 01:00:40 AM
Petrie (to Thicknose): "What you mean me fail English?!  Me no fail English EVERRRRRRR!"
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on May 30, 2010, 01:08:43 AM
*after receiving the news that the LBT office is closing*

Petire: “WHAT?!!! Where the guy who got idea to use Yellow Bellies in last movie? Me gonna strangle him (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=6523)!” :anger
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Amaranthine on May 30, 2010, 02:54:25 AM
Petrie is trying out for the Italian Opera, being one of the characters of "Don Juan".
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: LBTFan13 on May 30, 2010, 03:04:40 AM
Petrie Smash!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 31, 2010, 03:22:23 PM
*After Cera gives Petrie some Anger Management advice*

Petrie: "Ya son of a *censored*!  I oughtta kick ya in the nuts!"

Littlefoot: "What?!  Cera's advice was to act like Cartman?!"

Ducky: "Cartman's her hero.  He is, he is."

Cera (nearby): "Ow!  Spike, if you hit me with that mother*censored* thing again I'ma kick yo *censored*!"

Littlefoot: :slap

Ducky: :rolleyes:
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on May 31, 2010, 05:56:56 PM
“Everybody stop makin’ jokes about me bad grammar! Me know it bad, but me got no choice! Me contract says me have to talk this way!”
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Jasper on May 31, 2010, 11:33:46 PM
Petrie as Rage Guy:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Ptyra on June 01, 2010, 12:36:43 AM
Petrie's response to (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkcoB7RiMg) LBT Rule 34, inter-species pairings, and what-not.
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 01, 2010, 12:48:57 AM
"What you mean you make recipe book for cooking flyers?!  What about our rights?!"
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on June 02, 2010, 08:20:05 PM
“WHAT?!!! What you mean Uncle Pterano no show up in TV series?!” :! :anger
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: LBTFan13 on June 02, 2010, 10:18:11 PM
Petrie tries to scare off a very angry bear.

Littlefoot whispers to Cera: "I wonder when he will realize that the bear can't even see him."
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Drake on June 03, 2010, 08:15:22 PM
Petrie... LAAAAZZZZEEEEERRRR!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Nick22 on June 03, 2010, 10:36:51 PM
me not want to go to bed!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Ptyra on June 04, 2010, 12:00:40 AM
Petrie's explosion at the song writer for the last three movies and TV series
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 04, 2010, 12:11:30 AM
Petrie (to Grosvenor): "If me get sit on by Spike one more time...!"
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: landbeforetimelover on June 04, 2010, 12:17:02 AM
What?  We've got to sing it again?!  If we have to sing Oops Eeps one more time......this job doesn't pay nearly enough!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Ptyra on June 04, 2010, 12:22:36 AM
WHY ARE UNCLE AND MEAN FLIERS ALWAYS DANCING TOGETHER!?
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Kor on June 04, 2010, 01:29:57 AM
"What? Me must take speaking lessons.  Me speak good.  Me no need speaking lessons"
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on June 04, 2010, 08:37:02 PM
“Me no care if first take no look good; me NOT flying over booming Smokey Mountain again!!!” :angry:
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Kor on June 04, 2010, 10:54:17 PM
"Me no need sleep time.  Me fully awake."
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on June 05, 2010, 03:55:53 AM
“Guido, you crazy?! You take off that jetpack and climb down cliff right now!!!”
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Kor on June 05, 2010, 08:58:45 AM
"In next movie director want us to do line dancing and singing?  That stupidist idea me hear."
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on June 05, 2010, 11:38:58 PM
Petrie addresses all the LBT haters and hatefics on the Web.
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: ScratteLover2 on June 13, 2010, 04:50:39 PM
I can guess Petrie's thinking:

"MO TOOK MY FISH! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO  TELL HIM: STAY OUT OF MY POND! THEIR MY FISH! NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT? CRABS?"
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 13, 2010, 07:15:05 PM
Petrie: ME FIRING ME LAZOR!!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on June 21, 2010, 01:38:38 AM
Petrie: “No, Littlefoot! No! You not show enough emotion in last scene! And how many times me gotta tell ya to not let voice change?! C’mon, we gotta do ënother take!”

Cera (off-screen): “Whose idea was it to have Petrie direct the fourteenth movie?” <_<
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: The Chronicler on June 21, 2010, 05:30:10 PM
"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?!"

(Ask me in my "Ask Me" topic if you want to know where I got that quote from.)
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Malte279 on June 21, 2010, 05:52:13 PM
Me mad admin Adam makes me be no avatar yet!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: WeirdRaptor on June 21, 2010, 06:07:31 PM
"Are you implying that I shall have to continue to talk like a four year old suffering from near-complete retardation for all of thirteen movies and one series? I AM A SHAKESPEARIAN ACTOR!!! I demand some dues in this respect! I refuse to be abased in such a way! The very idea is humiliating! My reputation will be ruined!"

Agent: "You're under contract. Get to work, puppet."
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Adder on July 29, 2010, 04:30:11 PM
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I SAID NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPIKE GET AWAY FROM MY TREESTARRS! NOW!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on July 29, 2010, 11:03:51 PM
Petrie: “Spike! That melon for me family’s dinner! You drop it right now!”

*THUD!*

Petrie: “Lemme rephrase that…” :wacko
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Campion1 on July 29, 2010, 11:05:07 PM
Looks like his best impression of Godzilla.
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on July 29, 2010, 11:09:35 PM
^ :idea


“Me Rodan! RAAAAAW! RAAAAAAAW!


(I don’t remember what Rodan sounds like. :oops)
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Blitz on July 29, 2010, 11:55:00 PM
Petrie prepares to fire his lazar.
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Adder on August 07, 2010, 08:46:27 PM
Petrie: WHAT!!!!! I have am going to be voiced by Jim Cummings in LBTXIV?!!!!???!! I don't want to sound like Rinkus!


Three hours later...


Petrie: That the last time you bury me mother in mud!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=8102) NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on August 08, 2010, 12:59:30 AM
“Why Petrie always called ëpterodactyl’ in LBT promotional material? Friends get scientific names like ëTriceratops’ and ëStegosaurus’, but me just ëpterodactyl’! Me a Pteranodon! Me want species denomination like friends!”
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on August 19, 2010, 12:59:19 AM
“Hey, imaginary friend was director's idea, not mine! No blame me for actin' weird in ninth movie!”
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Pangaea on September 02, 2010, 01:18:10 AM
“WHAT?! You mean to tell me that, ever since the first sequel, my grammar’s been inconsistent with my grammar in the original movie?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?!”
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: trulyfantasticme on August 26, 2011, 09:26:57 PM
Petrie: DON'T FRIGGIN GO IN MY CLOSET!!!!!!!

Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeedlLL9WpU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeedlLL9WpU) at 4:21-4:25

 :lol Katara... :lol "DON'T FRIGGIN GO IN MY CLOSET!!!!"  :lol
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Nintendoofah64 on August 26, 2011, 10:17:56 PM
Petrie: What do you mean no more Land Before Time movies?! :anger
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Petrie85 on August 26, 2011, 10:27:47 PM
I'm mad at me mom for not letting me do anything.
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Duckyfan on August 26, 2011, 10:57:15 PM
Petrie: THAT IS THE SECOND TIME CHOMPER TRIED TO EAT ME!!!!!!!
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Petrie85 on August 27, 2011, 06:42:10 AM
This is the late time I let you boss me around.
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: StrutEggStealer on November 13, 2012, 10:42:58 AM
*Offscreen* Okay, okay, Petrie, calm down.
Petrie: Calm? ME COMPLETELY CALM!!
*Offscreen*  :blink: I, uh, can see that
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: The Anonymous Person on November 13, 2012, 03:04:19 PM
Hey Petrie?

"Yes?"

Can't you at least improve your grammar or some...

"WHAT?! IMPROVE ME GRAMMAR?! ME TALK JUST THE WAY ME WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Okay, okay. calm down!

"Calm down?! CALM DOWN?!!!! ME CALM DOWN ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!"

Alright! Sheesh.
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Ptyra on November 13, 2012, 03:49:11 PM
Petrie's audition for the baritone part of Carmen went surprisingly well
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: The Anonymous Person on November 15, 2012, 03:21:03 PM
Never discuss the stuff on Rule 34 to Petrie...this will be his response.
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: LBT90321 on July 28, 2017, 09:10:18 PM
Me hungry. Give me food
Title: Angry Petrie
Post by: Ducky123 on July 28, 2017, 09:19:30 PM
Petrie: "NO ATTACK ME CITIES OR ME QUITTING!!!"

(I wonder who gets that reference :lol)