Pterano and his nephew

jansenov · **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2012, 03:14:40 AM

"Petrie, even I find that scheme of yours disturbing!"

Dr. Curzon · **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2012, 07:47:38 AM

Petrie: Uncle Pterano! Me have secret to tell you!

Ptyra · **Reply #3 on:** November 06, 2012, 09:09:29 PM

Petrie: Your skin is soooo velvety

Ptyra · **Reply #4 on:** November 06, 2012, 09:09:50 PM

Petrie: Your skin is soooo velvety
Pterano: It's actually a condition...

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #5 on:** November 12, 2012, 10:16:37 PM

Petrie: You hear me now? How about now? Now? Uncle Pterano?
Pterano: O_o

Ptyra · **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2012, 11:20:14 PM

Petrie: Yeeeeeeees, I am petting you now, yeeeeees

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2012, 03:44:06 PM

Petrie: Hey Uncle?

Pterano: Yes, Petrie?

Petrie: Me have confession to tell you.

Pterano: Go ahead. You can tell me anything.

(Petrie whispers it into his uncle's ear. When he hears it, his eyes are suddenly as large as a golfball.)

Kor · **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2012, 10:27:17 PM

Petrie: "It ok uncle. Me no tell you like Me Little Pony show. It secret."

Ptyra · **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:32:59 AM

^ That actually would not surprise me. Though, I don't he would do to famously with Trixie. Their egos would repel of one another.

Pterano: I appreciate you're trying out new talents, but does hypnotism have to be one of them?

Ducky123 · **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2017, 09:53:01 PM

Pterano: "Oh, Petrie, what should I do? I took this long journey upon me to find a partner to build a new life out here in the Mysterious Beyond but none of the female even had a look for me. What is wrong with me? I know I can be very convincing and I'm very knowledgeble with how to word myself. Are my flirts really that bad? Or am I just too old to compete against these upstarts? It is disheartening, my nephew..."

Petrie (tired from being up all night to assist his uncle in the "courtship" process): "Maybe you old fart but me like you as you be. But now Petrie wanna sleeeeeeeeeeep..." *yawns*

Pterano and his nephew

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