Jafar and Iago

Noname · **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2009, 03:33:37 AM

Jafar: WHAT did you say about Arabia?!

Iago: I, uh... don't like sand.

Jafar: HERETIC!

Kor · **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:36:48 AM

Iago: " It's not my fault she winked at me."

Petrie. · **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:57:14 AM

Jafar: And what is WRONG with my neck?
Iago: Uhh...talk to the animator. I'm getting a cracker.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:43:59 AM

Jafar: "Is it true you've been complaining about your bird food?!"

Iago: *GULP* "Uh...no!"

LBTFan13 · **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:38:17 AM

Jafar: What do you mean you get to be a main character in ALL THREE of the movies as well as the TV series?

Iago: Uhh............. well................ (He hides the fact that he payed off the writers to keep him in because he is more likable than Jafar).

Noname · **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2009, 04:21:50 PM

Jafar: Did you steal my crackers... again?!

Iago: Oh no! Aladdin did it!

Drake · **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:25:46 PM

Jafar: What do you mean my sinister personality will be my own undoing?
Iago: Uh, just don't try and kill someone and you might live through the second movie.

Noname · **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2009, 08:06:59 PM

Jafar: What did you say about my beard?!

Iago: It's the coolest, curliest beard I EVER saw! Honest!

Kor · **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2009, 09:55:24 PM

Iago: "Some of us have a way with the ladies and some of us... I guess may not."

Nick22 · **Reply #10 on:** October 22, 2009, 07:00:51 PM

Jafar, you need to brush your teeth, they're getting yellow!

Noname · **Reply #11 on:** October 24, 2009, 01:47:58 PM

Jafar: WHAT did you say?!

Iago: Evil Viziers are a common stereotype in fiction regarding middle eastern cultures. There's the evil Vizier in the Prince of Persia games, the evil Vizier Abdul Alhazred in King's Quest 6, the evil Vizier Ad Avis in Quest for Glory 2, Iznogoud from Asterix comics, heck, there's even another Vizier named Jaffar in The Thief of Baghdad...

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #12 on:** October 24, 2009, 11:58:31 PM

Jafar: "So, did you get it?"

Iago: "Get what?"

Jafar: "The lamp! Show me the lamp!"

Iago (thinking): "That's it. I'm on the dinner platter tonight..."

Nick22 · **Reply #13 on:** October 25, 2009, 01:56:55 AM

if i see you dancing, you're dead Iago!

Ptyra · **Reply #14 on:** November 10, 2009, 11:12:44 PM

Quote from: Noname,Oct 24 2009 on 11:47 AM

Jafar: WHAT did you say?!

Iago: Evil Viziers are a common stereotype in fiction regarding middle eastern cultures. There's the evil Vizier in the Prince of Persia games, the evil Vizier Abdul Alhazred in King's Quest 6, the evil Vizier Ad Avis in Quest for Glory 2, Iznogoud from Asterix comics, heck, there's even another Vizier named Jaffar in The Thief of Baghdad...

*adding*
Iago: Then there's that one in The Thief and the Cobbler that looks like the love-child of you and the Genie (I SWEAR that's what Zig-Zag looks like!)

Noname · **Reply #15 on:** November 11, 2009, 12:23:28 AM

Oh, I saw the thief and the cobbler! Great film! And all it took was "a tack" to stop the evil one-eye.

Jafar: I'm going to rip your head off and-

Iago: Don't do it! I'm a rare Omani parrot! I'm endangered!

Jafar: Oh, you're endangered alright!!!

EDIT: Wait... of ME and the genie?! Me, personally? What?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGU9UTO2IQs

Here is a clip of him. I see no resemblance to me. Maybe the genie from Disney's Aladdin. And the genie would need a female genie, if there IS such a thing...

Kor · **Reply #16 on:** November 11, 2009, 02:45:16 AM

Iago: "So maybe I should not have told her you like frilly things?"

Nick22 · **Reply #17 on:** November 11, 2009, 02:12:51 PM

There are female genies, if you saw one of the episodes of the Alladdin TV series, the Genie goes out on a date with a female genie..

Noname · **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2009, 04:11:35 AM

Jafar: If you call me "Zigzag" one more time...

Iago: I didn't mean it! It just popped out of my beak!

StardustSoldier · **Reply #19 on:** March 08, 2020, 07:04:30 PM

Jafar: "Now, Iago... we're not going to do that again, are we?"

Iago: "No, no. Of course not, Master."

Sultan: "Um... what is it you're referring to?"

Jafar: *sighs* "You're better off not knowing..."

*silence*

Sultan: "Okay, I'll take your word for it."