The Horned King caption 5

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2010, 01:39:56 PM

"By the hair on your chinny-chin-chin, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"

All that Huffing and Puffing, just to get to an Oraculer Pig.. Unfortunately, the Horned King had to choose which of the three little pigs was the actual oraculer pig. Turned out, after all that huffing and puffing, none of them were..

Pangaea · **Reply #21 on:** July 22, 2010, 09:00:41 PM

The Horned King had almost mastered the difficult art of juggling clouds of green gas…and then he sneezed.

Pangaea · **Reply #22 on:** August 10, 2010, 06:36:59 PM

So THAT’S how the Horned King got his skeletal, mummified look…He was attacked by the floating green water-sucking bacteria from the Tremors TV series!

A pretty obscure reference, I’ll admit; I watched the Tremors episode “Ghost Dance” a couple nights ago, and afterwards it occurred to me that the floating green bacterial cloud looked an awful lot like the stuff in the screenshot. Check out this clip if you want to see what I mean. It first appears briefly at 1:10; you get a better look at it after 2:40, and its handiwork (not for the squeamish) can be seen at around 4:12).

Pangaea · **Reply #23 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:33:14 AM

The Horned King’s morning breath: the quickest way to clear a castle.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #24 on:** September 03, 2010, 08:30:18 PM

HK: "Alright, who dealt it?!"

Pangaea · **Reply #25 on:** September 04, 2010, 02:24:52 AM

“Everybody look out! This is gonna be the mother of all loogies!”

Pangaea · **Reply #26 on:** February 10, 2011, 03:23:56 AM

The Horned King: “Aaaaaugh! Open a window!”

Creeper: “This is a castle, sire! The windows don’t open!”

The Horned King: “Well, then, turn on a fan!”

Creeper: “There aren’t any power outlets!”

The Horned King: “Well, then knock a wall down! Anything to let some air in! Whose idea was it to make Limburger cheese in here, anyway?!”