The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: Spartanguy88 on August 25, 2009, 11:30:06 AM

Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Spartanguy88 on August 25, 2009, 11:30:06 AM: (http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee22/vanda222/family-guy-nov14.jpg)

Stewie: Brian... I ugh... I thin' we've been drinkin' too much...

Brian: Wha- what did you say? I'm waaaaaaaaaaayy to drunk to understan' anything anymore...
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Kor on August 25, 2009, 12:46:47 PM: Stewie: "I'm so drunk I feel like singing one of those songs the drunk thinks is a charming or funny song but is really a very stupid one."

Brian: "Please don't. There is no need to subject the rest of us to that horror."
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Noname on August 25, 2009, 02:43:34 PM: Stewie: I'm so drunk, Brian... that you look like a talking dog.

Brian: I AM a talking dog.

Stewie: AHHH!!

Brian: :bolt
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on August 25, 2009, 11:48:19 PM: Stewie: "Duuuuurrrr...me so trashed, yu-huck!"

Brian: "Duuuuuurrrr...dude, ya gon' eat deez oleevz?"
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Kor on August 26, 2009, 12:04:13 AM: Stewie said in a slurred voice, "W..where ur the Babes? This pace needz babes."
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Noname on August 26, 2009, 01:55:43 AM: Stewie:ualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeu

Brian: :blink:
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Kor on August 26, 2009, 02:07:57 AM: Stewie: "You know Brian, you are starting to look like a beautiful woman."

Brian: "You have not drunk enough then. Here, have another one."
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on August 26, 2009, 05:31:23 AM: Stewie: Why Brian? Why'd she leave me? I was only trying to be a good partner but...she just wanted...to remain...friends *sobs*

Brian: There, there Stewie. There are plenty more fish in the sea buddy. (Only that your fish is seeing me now) *smirks smugly*
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Spartanguy88 on August 26, 2009, 10:41:15 AM: *Taken right from the episode. May not be 100 percent accurate *

Stewie: Considering that life is painless. It brings on many changes. And I can take a living if I please... Wuz that- wuz that good?

Brian: Oh God... thank you man. *High five each other*
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on August 26, 2009, 10:47:00 AM: Stewie: Hmmmmm!
Brian: You're flat, man. That was A, not B-flat.
Stewie: Ah, screw it. :cheers
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Petrie. on August 26, 2009, 04:09:27 PM: Stewie: Hey Brian, that girl over there wants you. She loooooves you!
Brian: Stewie that's a coatrack.
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Kor on August 26, 2009, 06:37:29 PM: Stewie: "I have either achieved total enlightenment or I'm about to pass out. Hard to tell which really."

Brian: "Both are pretty much the same from where I heard."
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 04:17:08 AM: Stewie: Ohh... the light... is that you, Oh lord?

Brian: Either he's drunk, or about to die... or both.
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Chomper4 on December 18, 2009, 08:18:34 AM: Those two look weird.

Brain and Stewi: (fall asleep)
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Ptyra on December 18, 2009, 03:07:30 PM: Whyyy didn't you help me find the Graham Crackers? The we would NEVER have had ants in the kitchen!
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Noname on December 18, 2009, 03:20:15 PM: Stewie: My head looks like a football! I should just end it all right here!

Brian: Don't feel so bad; the title character of "Hey, Arnold" had a head just like that.
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Nick22 on January 03, 2010, 01:16:02 AM: you've had too much captain in you..
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 05, 2010, 03:57:26 AM: Stewie: "I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

Brian: :rolleyes:
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on January 05, 2010, 05:28:21 AM: Brian: You remind me of that drunk scottish man who likes to blow things up...

Stewie: ..wherez meh bottel ov scrumpeh...?

Brian: Don't push it.
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: MrDrake on January 06, 2010, 06:57:01 AM: Stewie: Brian! The rum's gone! Why's the rum gone!?
Brian: *shrugs* I don't know, I stopped caring a while ago
Stewie: The fat man drunk it all, didn't he? *falls flat on his face*
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 06, 2010, 12:15:03 PM: Stewie: You gotta say........ you gotta say.......... you gotta say Oops Eeps. Oops Oops Eeps.......... Oops Eeps........ Oops Oops Eeps.....

Brian: I have no...... I have no....... no idea...... what you are........ what you are...... singing or........... but God......... it's........... it's.......... it's such beautiful music to my ears
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Nick22 on January 06, 2010, 02:37:40 PM: Someone had way to much to drink.. and I blame Peter..
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Chomper on January 10, 2010, 04:10:21 PM: Stewie: I have not yet begun to drink!!!!
*passes out*
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Spartanguy88 on February 13, 2010, 02:05:04 PM: Stewie: Brian, I've been thinkin'... maybe we're just too attached to each other as friends that we just keep forgettin' to do the things we really want to do. Like you with that novel or me trying to kill Lois. ...Or maybe we're just too happily drunk to care...

Brian: ...Here's a toast to being happily drunk.

Stewie: I'll drink to that.
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Nick22 on February 13, 2010, 02:29:02 PM: i'ver had way too much to drink.. i'm gay and I .. don't..caare
homo gay or happy gay?
i'm not sure.maybe both?
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 17, 2010, 05:12:57 PM: Stewie: ...An' then... I was all like "Hey Lois, why in-" "-why in the bloody hell are ya makin' me drink this crappy apple juice? How do I know you're not trying to poison meh huh...?"

Brian: *Thinking* Stewie's a great guy to get drunk with.
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: Nick22 on May 19, 2010, 11:50:23 PM: stewie maybe maybe we can help each other other out we get lois drunk, you have sex with her and then i bury her alive.. its win-win
- brian you're mad and puking on the carpet..
Title: Brian and Stewie
Post by: WeirdRaptor on May 21, 2010, 05:19:17 AM: Brian: "Remember back in the good old days when I was still the Only Sane Man instead of Seth's mouthpiece?"

Stewie: "At least you haven't been reduced to being the resident camp gay! I was a genius once! Now look at me!"

Brian: "I have to?"

Stewie: "Touche."